A/N: It is time! (dun dun dun) This chapter will finally have some yullen action! –throws confetti—Okay, I warned you before and I'm warning you again, Lavi will have to run for his life, because something terrible will happen, mwahahaha! Though he will certainly not die XD … at least I hope not :3
NOTE: Again, there are no hints of LavixLenalee. I'm just using Lenalee and Lavi because there's no one better but them to do the job.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME XD
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"Allen... Allen..." Lenalee called, shaking the now unconscious Allen, who wasn't waking up. After repeating his name the 15th time, she released Allen's shoulder, hence he dropped and smacked onto bench like a potato sack being tossed onto the ground. She turned to face Lavi, crossing her arms.
"What are we going to do now? We just lost another player," She glared at him, slumping over the table.
"This is all your fault Lavi..." she mumbled.
There was a loud SLAM that hit the table, a sudden dark aura looming around the area. Lavi and Lenalee turned to face the direction where the sudden noise had come from.
"Yes Lavi, this is all YOUR fault," Kanda mocked.
His entire appearance could scare the hell out of everyone in the cafeteria. His coat had creases everywhere, his hair was disheveled, and even the ribbon that tied his hair up had loosened. Worst of all, his facial expression was so frightening, just a mere glance could've given a person a heart attack.
He clenched on the bottle, resisting the urge to crush the glass figure. Then slowly he reduced pressure and prepared to spin it, but a hand slapped his own away.
"Nu-uh. You're not spinning the bottle until you've done your dare," Lenalee seized the bottle, keeping it close to her. Kanda resisted the urge to wring Lenalee with mugen.
"I told you, I'm not doing the dare!" He barked, slamming his other hand onto the table.
"Onii sa—!"
Kanda flung his hand at Lenalee's mouth, before she had the chance to catch the attention of a potential murderer.
"ALRIGHT! I'll do the fucking dare!" He fired, withdrawing his hand and grabbing Allen's shirt by the collar.
"Hold it! You can't kiss him unless he's awake," Lenalee interfered, stopping him the second time.
Really, if Lenalee wasn't a girl, Kanda would've kicked her ass all the way to Pluto. Kanda shook Allen violently, his head shifting back and forth. Allen didn't respond to this, which made Kanda outrageous. He grabbed Allen by the arm and threw him across the table, slamming him onto the floor.
Allen cried aloud when arm was pulled up by the ferocious man.
"My hea—!"
Just when Allen was about to scream in pain, his mouth had been crushed by Kanda's own.
Everything was happening at once. Allen wanted to push Kanda away, but Kanda gripped on his arms so tightly that blood had stopping flowing through.
"Mmdam!!" Allen muffled, clinging helplessly onto nothing but the arms of Kanda.
Kanda forced Allen's mouth open for entry, his tongue darting in like wildfire. Allen's head was spinning by two things:
One, because of Kanda, he's suffering a head trauma.
Two, because of Kanda intruding Allen's mouth with his tongue, it actually felt... good?
Allen's head stopped spinning immeasurably, his mind focusing only to one thing. Why does he like this? It's supposed be disgusting! Why was there this weird sensation flowing everywhere in Allen's body? Why can't he stop him?
Kanda explored Allen's cavern, not a single spot had been untouched. He held Allen tighter as he was slipping down because Allen had forgotten to stand on his feet. Allen let out an unintentional moan. It's all Kanda's fault. If only he'd let go of him, Allen wouldn't give in. Slowly Allen tried to respond back. Surely he was hopeless, but Kanda was guiding Allen all the way, it was if Kanda was so experienced at this. As Allen's moans had grown louder and Kanda realized this. He froze; the sensation burning in Allen was fading. Kanda hastily pushed Allen away, wiping his lips with the back of his hand.
"Disgusting..." Kanda hissed.
Allen stumbled down onto the ground, gasping for air since he'd forgotten to breathe during their intimate moment.
"Y—you.. K-iss.. m—e wi-with t-t-t-to-ng-gue," Allen stammered, covering his mouth with his hands, returning back to his normal self.
Although it was an amazing moment for Allen, he had to remind himself that this was Kanda and now he'd just lost his first kiss to him. Though the question now is, was it worth it? Allen couldn't decide because he believed in two things. One, Kanda is one hell of a kisser. Two, we're talking about Kanda here. Even if he is good, it's not worth it. Not unless he wasn't much of an asshole.
"Wow," Lavi said, staring shockingly at both of them.
Kanda sharply turned towards the table, and sat down on the bench, snatching the bottle from Lenalee.
"I've done your sick dare, now it's my turn!" He snarled, slamming the bottle onto the table.
Lenalee nudged Allen to join them, but apparently he was suffering from a major head trauma. He slowly stood up, though his whole body was shaking. Kanda shut his eyes, furrowing his eye brows. He concentrated on something they didn't know, taking a deep breath before opening his eyes to glower at Lavi.
"W-what?" Lavi asked anxiously.
Kanda protracted the bottle and then he spun it. Its movement was like a sharp throwing star spinning uncontrollably. When it finally slowed down, it landed perfectly at Lavi's direction.
"What do you choose?" Kanda growled, not caring on the proper way to ask.
"T—"
"If you pick truth, I'm going to force you to tell what you did to Allen while he was sleeping," Kanda interfered.
Allen gaped at Lavi; horrified to find out Lavi had done something to him in his sleep.
"What did you do to me?" Allen whispered.
Lavi shook his head. "Relax! Nothing special... Well that leaves me with not choice but to choose dare."
Kanda relieved some anger and pulled up an evil smirk.
"I dare you to go with Lenalee, and confess to Komui that Lenalee is pregnant with your child," Kanda commanded.
Lavi's smile had gone into a horrible grimace. This may be the end of Lavi's life.
"W-why me? What did I do? It's Lenalee's fault!" Lavi accused, begging for mercy.
"Fine, then let Lenalee tell that to Komui."
"But that's worse—!"
"Alright!" Lenalee blurted out cheerfully.
Allen knew exactly how Lavi felt. Receiving a thousand slaps was much better, than to face the wrath of Komui.
"Anything but tha—"
"No."
"But—!"
"No!"
"BUT—"
"But no unless you prefer to choose truth!" Kanda fired back.
Lavi shut his mouth. He sulked hopelessly, smacking his head aimlessly onto the table. Allen began to feel really stressed now that Lavi rather pick dare than truth. Just what exactly had Lavi done to him?
"I'm going to die..." Lavi mumbled.
Kanda stood up and grabbed Lavi by the collar, at the same time signaling Lenalee to follow. Allen shook his head to clear his uneasiness, catching up to them.
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Every time they encountered a wall or a door knob, Lavi would grab the edge and pull all his weight on it. Kanda would have to yank him forcefully, without even caring if Lavi were to get hurt. Allen on the other hand, reckoned Lavi's arms had already been dislocated by now.
"Please Yuu!" Lavi begged, reaching out to the window ledge, though Kanda quickly jerked him the other way. Kanda didn't respond to any of his pleads. All the way through, he'd ignored everything Lavi had said to him.
As they were nearing the research department, Lavi had really pushed his energy over the limit, despite his injured self.
"I'm begging you!!" Lavi stretched his hand out as far as he can to the door that would lead into the department.
Gotcha!
Kanda dug one hand into Lavi's stomach and the other he grabbed Lavi's first hand, crushing it with his nails. Lavi yelped and jerked his hand away, slipping the other one as well. This was Kanda's chance and he took it without any hesitation. He swung Lavi towards the department and threw him in. Before Lavi could stand up and run for the door, Kanda had slammed it shut. Luckily for Allen and Lenalee, they were already in; otherwise they would've missed out on all the fun,
Lavi scrambled to Kanda's feet tugging his coat, his eyes full of anxiety.
"Don't do this to me..."
Kanda shoved Lavi's hands off. He turned to face Lenalee.
"You know what to do," Kanda said, pointing towards the table where the supervisor was sitting, apparently neglecting the stack of papers piled up.
"What can I do for you exorcists?" Komui asked, happy to have an excuse for not doing his job. Lenalee stepped forward, glancing at Lavi to look at him, just incase it was the last time she could ever see him again. She gave him a sorry expression, though she knew the only way he'd forgive her if she'd stop this right now, but Lenalee just had to see what would happen next.
"Brother... I'm pregnant," Lenalee declared.
Komui took a sip of his coffee and placed it back down. "Mhmm..." Komui hummed, taking a piece of paper from the stack. Lenalee turned to shrug at Kanda, though he signaled her to act it out seriously.
"No really. I'm pregnant!" Lenalee whined, pretending to be worried.
Komui placed his paper down and went up to Lenalee, laying his hands on Lenalee's shoulder.
"Who did this to you?" Komui asked calmly. Lenalee hesitated, though she could tell Kanda was pushing her into saying it.
"L-...Lavi" Lenalee spoke.
Komui let go of her and leisurely walked towards Lavi.
"Let's have a talk, sha'll we?" Komui queried, bending down to level with Lavi, looking straight into the boy's daunt face. "Excuse us please."
Kanda nodded and walked out, ignoring Allen and Lenalee as he passed by, disappearing through the door.
"We... should go too," Lenalee pulled Allen, feeling guilty for what she had done.
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Allen and Lenalee had gone to Allen's room, deciding its best just to chat and pause the game for a bit, which made Allen quite happy because he could have a break from his misery.
"Well, what do you think will happen to Lavi?" Lenalee asked, beginning to become more attentive on Lavi's dilemma.
"I think he's going through a lot" Allen answered, hunching his knees up to his chest. "I mean, you saw what happened to Kanda when all he did was 'touch' your thigh."
Lenalee giggled. "Yes, that was pretty funny, and that's right! Because I said that, he had no choice but to kiss you in order to stop the madness."
Great.
Allen's stomach churned when the memories flowed back in. He knew it was coming, but he had tried to push it to the far back of his mind, even though he knew the subject would come up eventually.
"Yes, about that..." Allen trailed off. "Can you please never ever do that again? I think my lips bled when he... kissed me," He hesitated on the last part. Lenalee gave a smile, shaking her head in a response to say no.
"I'm just doing Kanda a favor."
Allen raised an eye brow. "Favor? Are you ok Lenalee? Didn't you see how much he really didn't want to do it?"
"Allen, Kanda isn't very well in expressing his feelings."
Allen wasn't following.
"In time you would understand," Lenalee assured him, standing up and bidding him a good night.
Allen wanted to stop Lenalee and ask more on what she meant, but a loud scream coming from the research department echoed through the entire headquarter.
And then there was complete silence.
Poor Lavi...
Yes indeed poor poor Lavi! Well I hope everything will turn out well. I know I rated this at 'M' and nothing exciting has happened yet, but that is later to come, I mean, good things come to wait right? :3
I'm sorry if I keep these chapters short, but I have the tendency to stop at a certain point to leave an evil cliff hanger, otherwise there isn't that much of suspense in my fan fic.
And to my dear readers, I am opening for more suggestions on dares, mainly on Allen. He hasn't done a dare yet has he?
PS: It's not really my birthday. I just said it for the sake of saying something random XD.
Stay tuned for Chapter 5! And also you will find out the secret to the reason why I always create cliff hangers XD
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