"Why are'nt there any openings in this blasted place?!" Jack asked, getting anoyed.
He and Will had been walking for almost half an hour, but they didn't seem to be getting anywhere.
"I don't know Jack. Why don't you just enjoy this nice walk? Look at how everything is so sparkly, and glittering, and-"
"Shut up."
"Hey! Don't you say that to me! It's not nice."
"I can't believe I'm stuck here with you. Why did I come anyway? Elizabeth is the one who killed me in the first place! I owe her nothing."
"You deserved to die. Don't think I didn't see you kissing her."
Jack was so shocked that he didnt see the sparkly branch in front of him. Will turned around and suddenly he saw Jack come flying towards him, screaming like a maniac. Then they slammed together and went tumbling onto the ground.
"How could you attack me like that!!!!" Will said angrily, getting up.
"No, I wasn't-"
Will socked him in the nose before he could finish.
"You can't do that to me!"
Jack hit him back, and then they were both rolling around on the ground, trying to hurt each other. While they were fighting they didn't notice they had rolled right into an opening.
"Hey, look Will! We went right through that wall!"
"This labyrinth is full of openings, we just didn't see them!"
"Come on, lets keep going."
At the castle,
Elizabeth was sitting on the ground, pondering how she could escape. Jareth had gotten bored of watching her sit miserably, and left to watch Will and Jack in his labyrinth. Elizabeth looked around her to see if their was anything she could use to help her escape. There's nothing in this room! Its all just stone and marble. Then her eyes fell on a window all covered in spiderwebs. Underneath it was a heavy, stone table. I could make some sort of rope and tie it on the leg of that table. Then I'd climb down from this dirty castle and be free! If only I had some material...She looked down at her dress. Right then Jareth came stalking in.
"Would you like to know how your rescuers are doing and how close they are to rescuing you? I can insure you it's wonderfull news."
"Their almost here?!" Elizabeth asked looking up at him hopefuly. 'They actually made it? I can't believe this."I can leave this horrid place!!!!"
"Actually they're doing horribly. probably some of the worst that have ever tried, and their's two of them! It's quite pathetic really. Why, even if I gave them a whole year they'd never make it to you." Jareth said smiling and picking at his nails.
Elizabeth just looked at him with a completely mortified expression. "Oh..."
"I hope you've taken more of a liking to my labyrinth, since it seems you'll be here for a while. By a while I pretty much mean for the rest of your life."
"It's a horribly discusting place and your a bad decorator! Why, this is nothing like my beautiful mansion at home, with its elaboratly detailed paintings, and silk curtains, and fluffy, soft, warm beds, and blankets....your castle is a pig sty! It shouldn't even be considered a castle! I hate it here and I hate you!" She looked around, discusted.
"Glad you like it."
Elizabeth just huffed and crossed her arms. Suddenly there was a loud bang coming from the room above. Somone muttered something about Barbossa and that there's no such thing as a labyrinth. Then there was a pause and a loud yell of, "Where the bloody hell am I?!" that sounded somewhat familiar to Elizabeth.
"Oh, looks like someone else has been whished into my not-in-the-least-bit-discusting, beautifully decorated, elaborately detailed, un-pig stied castle." jareth got up and strode out, happy to be getting more future goblins.
When he left Elizabeth continued planning out her escape. I'll use this somewhat uncomfortable dress as a rope. After I tie it around the leg of the table I'll climb out that hidious window, find those two idiots, and we'll never speak of this labyrinth again. Then she thought of whoever was in the room above her. Maybe I should help them too. No one should have to suffer in this dump with that monster who dresses like a drunk person. Wait, I'm not risking my own escape for someone i don't even know! My poor brains must be scrammbled under these circumstances.
Up in the room above, Bootstrap was looking around bewildered.
"Welcom to my beautiful labyrinth." Jareth said, appearing out of nowhere.
Bootstrap looked at him up and down. I can't believe Barbossa would go to the trouble to get a guy to dress up like that, just to play a joke on me. "Thats very funny Barbossa, but I'm not falling for any more of your tricks."
Jareth sighed. "This is not a joke. you really are in my labyrinth. That other pirate wished you here."
"Come on! This is not all that funny. Barbossa, you really need to get a life."
"While your just sitting here pretending this is a prank, I'm going to go see if the guy with the monkey wants to come save you. Which I highly doubt."
On the pearl, Barbossa was sitting feeding his monkey a peanut. "That old fool never should have said there is no such thing as a labyrinth. He got what he deserved."
"Is that so? I suppose you won't be going to save him then." Jareth was suddenly sitting right next to barbossa.
"Jareth, I thought I'd be seeing you. I'm not going to save Bootstrap, so don't bother asking."
..."Alright then. I'll just leave."
"You mind sending a message to Bootstrap? Tell him I said, I told you so."
Back in the Labyrinth,
"What are these two doors doing here?"
"Try asking what they lead to jack."
"Ask a door where it leads to! You must be joking. Doors aren't alive." Jack said frowning.
"Their both staring right at you Jack."
"Gaaa!"
"Fine I'll ask then." He walked to the doors. "Do either of these doors lead to the castle?"
"You can only ask one of us that. Just to tell you, one of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies."
"Well, which one's which?"
"You can only ask one of us."
"Why?" said Jack, coming up next to Will.
"You can only ask one of us."
"Oh, I'm not good at these things, they confuse me. You'd better try Jack."
"Well I'm frustrated, and I don't feel like it." Then he walked up to the red door and kicked it open. When Will and Jack walked inside they fell straight into a dark cavern-like place.
"Nice going Jack."
"As if you would have done any better!"
"If I'd had, I probably would have gotten it right off!"
"You were too much of a whelp to even try!"
"You wanna fight me?"
"No."
Will punched him anyway.
They were still trying to hurt one another, when Hoggle came in. "Do you two wan't me to help you out of here, or would you rather keep killing each other?"
"You know a way out?" Will asked.
"He's short."
"We would very much appreciate it if you could show us the exit. Wouldn't we Jack?!"
"He's short."
"Well I was going to show you the way out, but then he went and called me short!"
"you'll have to let us out sometime because if you don't you'll be stuck here with Jack just like me."
Hoggle's eyes widened in horror.