The Life and Times of Madara Uchiha
By GONaruHina
Summary: Madara Uchiha had many adventures before Konoha was made… and here they are!
Genre(s): Adventure/Humor/Romance
Disclaimer: Seriously. Would I really be writing fan fiction on Microsoft Word every Friday if I owned Naruto? NO, I would be trying to write epic, non-cliché, non predictable chapters if it! I also would not have an 80 gigabyte Playstation 3, with a copy of Naruto: Ultimate Ninja STORM. No, I would own a 160 gigabyte Playstation 3 with a limited edition of Naruto: Ultimate Ninja STORM. Why? Because if I owned Naruto, I would be ridiculously rich, with a love of pale skinned, Anime-Michael-Jackson characters who's henchmen just coincidentally all happen to be young boys who are blissfully unaware of their master's sexuality!... Oh wait, I'm going into rant mode. Sorry, in short mode- I OWN NOTHING! Except a Playstation 3. An 80 gigabyte Playstation 3. Yeah…
WARNING: THERE IS INTENSE BLOOD/GORE/ EXCRUCIATING DETAIL IN THIS CHAPTER! IF, FOR SOME REASON, THIS OFFENDS YOU/MAKES YOU PUKE, THEN JUST PRESS THE "end" BUTTON ON YOUR COMPUTER AND/OR JUST SCROLL DOWN TO THE END. THERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE CHAPTER IN THE EXTREMELY LONG AUTHOR'S NOTE/RANT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
WARNING2: THERE IS INTENSE SWEARING IN THIS CHAPTER! DO NOT READ IF YOU, FOR SOME UNKOWN RANDOM GENERIC REASON, a) CANNOT KEEP IN YOUR FOOD IF YOU SEE CURSE WORDS, b) YOU FEEL A COMPELANCE TO SUE SOMEONE IF THEY WRITE SWEAR WORDS, OR c)ARE A CHILD WHO IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE CURSE WORDS OR YOU GET YELLED AT BY YOUR PARENTS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Madara screamed. Izuna started crying, and fell to his knees.
"NOO! This CAN'T be true! NOOO!" Madara yelled as he fell down, tears in his eyes. "-sob- Why…-sob- WHY?! HUH?! WHY, DAD!!?" he continued to scream.
"Sh-shut up…" Izuna sobbed.
"Yeah, kid! Shut the fuck up! There's enough noise already from that fire I started!" Madara and Izuna looked up to see a Senju shinobi in black shinobi pants, and bandages in place if a shirt.
"-sniff- You… YOU KILLED DAD!" Madara yelled as he ran to the shinobi. He cocked his fist back to punch him, but the shinobi kneed him, and he fell to the ground.
"Hehehe… That was pathetic! Do you really expect to kill a Senju elite?!" the Elite said. Izuna stood up.
"I'll get you!" He pulled a shuriken out of his holster, and threw it at the Elite. The shinobi merely pulled a shuriken out to deflect it, and threw it.
Izuna merely pulled out more shuriken and threw it. The Shinobi dodged it. Madara jumped up and aimed a punch at the Elite in the air. The Elite took the punch to the back, and poofed out of existence. He came back in view behind Izuna and punched him. Izuna flew two feet ahead and landed on the ground. "Darn it…" he mumbled as he pulled himself off the ground.
Madara pulled a kunai out of his holster, and ran to the shinobi. He took a stab at him, but the shinobi simply punched him in the face. Madara ended up on the ground. Izuna got up and ran to the Senju. He threw a volley of punches to the Senju. Unfortunately, the Senju dodged each one thrown at him by the little 9 year old. Hearing footsteps, Izuna got to his knees suddenly. Caught off guard, the shinobi steeped back, leaving an opening.
Madara ran up to Izuna, and jumped off of Izuna's back. The shinobi backing up gave him an extra opening to kick the man.
The Man's eye's widened. Shortly, though, he comprehended the best scenario to the surprise attack, in merely half a millisecond. He grabbed Madara's foot and started swinging him. "Madara!" Izuna screamed.
"AH! HELP ME, IZUNA!" Madara yelled in response.
"HAHA!" The Senju threw Madara onto a wall on the flaming building. Luckily, the wall wasn't on fire, but Madara bounced off of it and fell to the ground. The Uchiha heir hit the ground with a THUD. His left leg and right arm were twisted at an unnatural angle. Once he twitched. Twice he twitched. Thrice he twitched. The Senju ran up to Madara and…
Stomped on his back.
There was a sickening CRACK.
Madara was still.
The Senju laughed. Izuna was still. His head was down, his jet black hair covering his eyes. His dirty, mud-caked hands crawled into fists. Tears slid down the only visible part of his face. He fell to his knees. The shinobi turned around.
"Aww… Are you sad? Did I make you cry? Oh, I sorry! I'm sorry I killed your father! I'm sorry you're brother is dead! I'm sorry you're life is so FUCKED UP, ASSHOLE! HAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! Don't worry, bitch, I'll end you're life like the coward you are!" The shinobi doubled over in laughter. Izuna didn't move. If he heard the shinobi, he didn't show it.
Once he realized his mental prodding had no effect, he stood up and twitched. "Hey, asshole! Didja hear me? Hello?! Answer me, shithead!" The man continued to swear profusely, and there is no reason for me to write 8 lines of curse words, so I won't.
Eventually, the man got tired of spitting out mean, aggressive, cuss words, and decided to go and beat the snot out of Izuna. He walked up to him, in a mean, gangster way. Once he got to him, he kicked Izuna down. Izuna coughed up some blood but lay on the ground.
"Get up, retard! Hello! Listen to me, asshole!"
"…"
"AAAGH! You know what, fuck you, shithead!" the man said as he repeatedly kicked Izuna. Patches and puddles of blood pooled around Izuna's mouth.
Yet Izuna made no screams, no noises.
Nothing.
This only went to infuriate the shinobi even more, so he intensified his beating. There were CRACKs, THUDs, even KA-POWs. Yet Izuna still didn't let out a sound. Even as he felt his bones breaking, his muscles being pulled, his joints being misplaced. He should have been feeling intense pain. He should have been dying. He should have been screaming bloody murder- because it was bloody murder.
Yet he did not.
Eventually, the shinobi got tired of his onslaught, and got up. Izuna could hear him panting heavily, his breathing labored. Yet Izuna's breath was as easy as ever. The man chuckled.
"Humph… the little shit is finally dead. Have fun with your family… in Hell! MUAHAHA!" The man laughed, his breathing getting slightly easier. He turned, and started walking away. The next thing he knew, Izuna was up.
"Where are you going?" Izuna didn't know how. He didn't know why. He didn't know why he wasn't dead after breaking five ribs, a leg, and his shoulder. He didn't know why he wasn't crippled for life because his spine and skull were slightly cracked, 18 of his joints were moved out of place, his arm was out its socket, and his fingers were touching his wrist. He didn't know why all his injuries seemed to repair and he gained a lot more chakra than he remembered having. He didn't know why he was still breathing after having one lung collapse on itself. He didn't know why he wasn't on the floor crying and screaming because every family member he ever loved and had were dead.
He didn't know why his eyes were red with two tomoe swirling around his shrunken pupil.
He didn't know why the shinobi started to sweat at the sight of his newly awakened bloodline.
He didn't understand why he suddenly felt an unquenchable bloodlust for the shinobi.
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Madara groaned as he slowly pulled himself up. He could feel his spine popping with every move he made, the excruciating agony almost overtaking him again.
'Ohhh… that really hurt…' He thought as he got up. He couldn't really move because of his broken arm and leg, but he could sit up and watch Izuna…
Beat. The shinobi's.
Ass.
Izuna seemed faster, stronger, and more aggressive. He slashed at the man at every opening, moved so fast, even the Senju had trouble keeping up. He punched. He kicked. He tripped. He stabbed. He slashed. He totally whooped the Senju's ass. It was so bad, Madara felt bad for the man.
'Wait… Something isn't right.' Madara thought. He squinted as he focused more clearly at the one-sided showdown. 'Izuna doesn't seem himself… He's much more aggressive now… and I can feel… bloodlust… radiating out of him… but why..? Little bro isn't the type of person who would send bloodlust…' but then Madara realized something else.
The red eyes.
Madara's eyes widened. 'The Sharingan! But… No way! Little Bro can't… Dad didn't even get it until he was 13… and I don't have mine yet…' Madara sulked. His father had said it was tradition for the oldest son, or the heir, get his Sharingan first. Or… disgrace.
Madara tightened his fist. 'I should have got it first… Damn it… Wait, what am I thinking? Who cares about disgrace? I should be happy that Izuna has the Sharingan now! right?" Madara pondered. He heard a THUD, and looked up. The Senju was on the ground, his spine protruding out of his right ear and his foot twisting twice around his body. His eyes were wide in shock, and he had multiple cuts, slashes, and stabs on him. He was dead before he fell. Izuna was standing in front of the Senju corpse, his chest rapidly rising up and down. And above Madara, in full glory….
Was his father.
A.N- Muahaha! Cliffie! YEAH! Well, anyway, how was it? This one by far didn't take as long as Chapter 1. It was also considerably longer (In my standards, AKA sucky writer standards), at 6 pages. It contrasts to Chapter 1's measly three pages!
Anyway, if any of you faithful reader(s) actually skipped the chapter because of the Swear warning and/or the gruesome warning, then here is a summary: Madara and Izuna get sad, A random generic Senju "Elite" comes out of nowhere (coughplotdevicecough), Elite beats up Madara and Izuna, Madara "dies", Izuna goes quiet, Elite proceeds to mortally wound Izuna, Izuna manages to live, get's Sharingan, kicks Elite's ass, Madara wakes up, watches battle, gets a twinge of envy, Madara's father comes out of nowhere, chapter end. PHEW! That was a mouthful!
Anyway, about the disclaimer. Yes, I do have a PS3 and a copy of Naruto: STORM, but unfortunately, I do NOT have PSN, so I… yeah… Although I am trying to find a copy of Street Fighter IV that doesn't eat all of the measly funds in my wallet. Oh yeah! About the new Naruto game! Why are they making it for the PS2, when the old/new one is for PS3? I don't get it! WHY DO YOU MOCK ME FOR NOT OWNING A PS2?! WHY?!
Oh, and about the manga- why does Kishi make the chapters so short? Just look at Bleach or something. How many pages? 20!! So why does Kishi make Naruto 17 pages a week, on a good week?! You're just being a total douche bag, Kishi! A LAZY… total douche bag! YEAH!
Anyway, I liked this chapter. I think it was sooo much better than the last one. Hmm, maybe great authors are rubbing off on me…
Oh! A new A/N segment! AUTHOR RECOMMENDATION! Here's my first one: Bullwinkle's Lady
I chose her because… well, she's awesome! She is AWESOME at crack pairings, and regular ones as well! I have a couple of her stories on my favorite story list. She is very friendly, and an even better writer. She is also a member of Mismatched, a joint story that I have the pleasure of being included in. In it, we (Myself, Bullwinkle's Lady, and multiple other authors of whom I have the pleasure of knowing) make a chapter a week of various crack pairings. Each week, a different author submits a different chapter, which is a different pairing. It's really funny and interesting, and you never know the next pairing! I myself have written two chapters in it (not back to back, of course), a Tobi/Tsunade and a surprise pairing. All of this is in CPUs profile, under the story entitled Mismatched. There are also forums on CPU where everyone talks. Anyway, that's it for this week!
… OMFG! I REACHED 2,000 WORDS FOR THIS CHAPPIE! YAAAY! That might not seem too great, but for me, it's a miracle!
Well, that's it. Until next week, this is GONaruHina! Peace!
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