* Dances excitedly * Yay! This is the chapter that led me to write this bit of fiction!
L: * smiles * I like this part…
Light: * gulp * I don't like this part…
L: Why? You get pleasure; I get pleasure, everyone's happy.
I know I am! ^_^
Light: But do I have to wear that?
L and I: Yes!
Warnings: Cross-dressing, Lime, horny L, and annoying Misa. If you do not like boyxboy action then please don't read this seeing as though the lime is between two guys.
Disclaimer: Dude, if I owned Death Note L never would have died and there would have been So many LightxL scenes. (Of course that means that it may be on the IFC channel instead of Adult Swim but whatever….)
"I'm sorry Light-kun, could you repeat the question? I'm not sure I heard you correctly." L said as he stared at Light, his hand poised over a strawberry that was sitting on his parfait. (His fifth one today…)
Light blushed and squirmed in his chair, uncomfortable under the older man's stare. "I-I wanted to know if you… you know…." He looked down at his feet in embarrassment. "… Any fantasies you wanted to act out…" he muttered.
"Of course I do, everyone does. Why do you ask?" Then with the grace that only the great detective L had, he plucked the strawberry off the top and popped it into his mouth in one smooth motion.
"Well…. I was just wondering…. You know…. In case you wanted to act one out or something…" silence filtered between the two, causing Light's blush to darken. "Damn it! I shouldn't have asked! This is so embarrassing…" Not being able to stand the silence any longer he looked up, "I'm sorry I did…" he froze "…. Ryuzaki?"
L continued to stare at the teen, but instead of a look of disgust or his usual blank stare, he looked at him with…. A bigger than possible, perverted smile plastered on his face! "You have no idea how long I've wanted to try this little Light-Chan." He then quickly stood from his chair and ran off to their room, dragging a frightened Light behind him.
"Ouch! Ryuzaki slow down! The handcuffs! Where are we going? What's going on?!" Light yelped as he was dragged down the hallway; panic slowly building inside of him.
"We're going to the bedroom; you said you wanted to act out one of my fantasies so that's what we're going to do." He glanced over his shoulder, his smile only creeping out his lover more.
"But Ryuzaki…ow! Damn it slow down!!"
"This is taking to long…." L then stopped dead in his tracks, causing Light to crash into his back. He then turned and in a flash, picked up Light up bridal-style and resumed running.
"Ryuzaki! What the hell?!"
"As I stated before, I've wanted to do this for a long time now."
"Horny bastard…. "Light muttered, crossing his arms in a huff.
L leaned down and kicked the shell of the brown haired teen in his arms, "You are right, I am horny…." He then smiled again, causing Light to roll his eyes.
*Meanwhile, back in the investigation room….*
"Light! Misa-Misa is here for our date!" Misa shouted as she bounced into the room, smiling sweetly. The Task Force members looked up from their various pieces of work and stared at the gothic-lotia girl in front of them. After doing a quick scan of the room and finding that Light was not in the room she tuned to the men and frowned. "Hey, where's Light?"
Light's father, Yagami-san, spoke up, "He and Ryuzaki left just a little while ago…"
Misa's face dropped, "Whaaaa?! Why?!"
Matsuda shrugged his shoulders; "They were at their computers whispering about something, when they rushed off."
"Hmmmm…." She thought as she placed a finger on her lip, "… I guess I'll wait here!" she then sat herself in Light's chair, crossing her arms to show that she was not leaving. The members of the Task Force looked at each other, shrugging their shoulders and going back to work.
*Back to Light and L*
L threw the door open to their room, his eyes shinning brightly with lust and excitement, which was scaring his lover in his arms. "So… What exactly are we going to do?" Light asked as L reached down and unlocked their handcuffs. Gently placing Light on the bed, L then ran over to the closet over by the far wall, "Are we going to play 'cops and robbers', 'good cop bad cop'?" Light asked nervously.
"You're only thinking I would be interested in those things because I am a detective, unfortunately that's not the case. I like something a little bit more… common…" he then whipped out… A schoolgirl outfit?!
"What… the… hell… Ryuzaki you can't be serous!! I'm not wearing that!!" Light shouted as he glared at L, shooting daggers at him.
The insomniac's eyes bore into the younger man. He brought his thumb up to his mouth and chewed on it, "If Light-kun ever wants to top again he will do this." He then walked up to Light and kneeled in front of him and gently placed his hands on Light's knees. "Besides…" he looked up at him with puppy dog eyes, Light's one weakness, "…. You said you would…." L started lightly tracing his finger along the inside of the teen's inner thigh.
Light inhaled deeply, suppressing a moan that threatened to slip from his throat. "Mnnnn…. Haa…. Ryuzaki… don't…" He panted.
"Please Light-kun…." He then reached out and started rubbing his lover's dick though his pants, the feeling of cloth rubbing against his crotch felt good. "I promise you'll enjoy it as much as I do…." He then squeezed.
"Ya… haaa.... Ryu…zaki… mmmnn… f-fine! I'll do it!!" He stood up and tried to glare at the ebony haired man, but it was hard to do with him being so turned on at the moment.
L stood up with Light and handed him the outfit, "Thank you." He said simply, with a grin that would put the Cheshire Cat to shame.
Light rolled his eyes and snatched the outfit out of his hands and quickly walked into the bathroom, locking the door, not trusting that L would wait long enough for him to put the outfit on. "He may just barge in here and fuck me into the floor like last time…." He thought glumly as he looked over the… outfit….
It was a small white blouse with a red silk bow around the neck, and the skirt was a dark-red plaid and pleated. Finally to finish it off there were a pair of white knee-high socks with little red hearts at the top, and two rubber bands so he could put his hair up in pigtails. He sighed deeply, "Well…. Might as well get this over with…" he muttered darkly, as a slight blush dusted his cheeks.
After slipping on his new clothes and putting his hair up, Light opened the door and peeked out slowly. "Ryuzaki? Are you out there?" Silence answered him, so he opened the door wider, looking around the room, "Ryuzaki? Come on this isn't funny…"
"Such disrespect you show your elders…." L said quietly as he stepped from behind the door, his head bowed so that his bangs hid his face. "…And not only that…. You goof off in class and cause a distraction to the other students, and your grades have been slipping, which is a shame, you're the brightest student in my class…." He then raised his head, smiling broadly. "So what do you have to say for yourself?"
Light swallowed, searching his mind for some kind of response, "God Ryuzaki… I knew you were a pervert… but still…" He looked into the insomniac's eyes, lowering his lids a bit, "I'm sorry sensei… it's just… I only did that to get your attention…"
"My attention you say?" L raised an eyebrow in amusement, he liked where this was going.
"Yes, you see sensei; I've liked you for a really long time." He reached his hand up and brushed his fingers along L's face, down his cheek, to his jaw in a smooth motion. "This was the only way I could think of to get your attention."
"There are easier ways…." The words Light just said went straight to the raven's cock, making it twitch happily.
"I'm sorry. I promise to do better; I won't interrupt your classes any more…" Light said, bringing his tone down an octave.
"Thank you, but that still leaves your grades…. What are you going to do about them?"
Light tilted his head to the side in mock thought, "Well… There is always…. Extra credit…"
L growled and scooped his pupil up into his arms and kissed him with passion. He brushed his tongue against the younger bottom lip, asking for entrance. Light happily obliged, letting the moist muscle move in his mouth, feeling it run slowly across his teeth, rubbing his gums…. God it felt wonderful! L then started sucking on the teen's tongue, making him moan and tread his hand in the black locks above him, twisting them between his fingers.
Finally the two broke for air, a small line of drool going down from Light's lips. After a few seconds of catching their breath L smiled, "Time for your extra credit," He whispered as he walked over to the bed.
"So what does this extra credit in tale sensei?" Light asked as he started kissing L's neck, nipping and licking it happily.
L then sat Light down on the bed and kneeled in front of him, "I'm going to give you head." He said simply.
Never had L seen anyone turn so red in such a short amount of time, it actually had L a little worried. "R-Ryuzaki!! What?!"
"Is something wrong Light-kun?" he asked tilting his head slightly.
"W-w-well… it's just… since 'I'm' the one that needs the extra credit wouldn't 'I' need to do the work?"
"But I want to try it…." L pouted "Besides it will feel good, so why are you complaining?" He then grabbed Light's skirt and lifted it up.
"No L! Stop!" Light cried as he reached down to try and swat away his lover's hands but it was too late.
L's eyes widened and his jaw dropped, not because Light called him by his real name, but because… underneath the skirt Light was wearing a white frilly pair of panties that had a red bow in the middle.
"Light-kun…." He breathed.
"D-don't get any ideas! I didn't do this because I wanted to… I did this for you… to make you happy…" he quickly tuned his head, not wanting to look at his lover.
L blinked, once… twice… then grinned, "Did I ever tell you you're the best lover ever?" he asked. He then leaned down and grabbed the panties with his teeth, slowly pulling down. Light moaned, the feeling of the cloth being pulled over his aching length felt good. Light quickly shifted himself so that they could be quickly removed, then once they were off L tossed them over his shoulder and smiled.
Finally free of his lacy prison, Light's erection stood proudly at attention. L looked at it for a minute, admiring it, and then he slowly leaned in and kissed the tip, causing Light to whimper slightly. Encouraged by this he then started licking it, starting at the base and working his way up to the tip. Light let his head fall back as a moan of pleasure found its way out of his throat. "L…."
Deciding to be nice he finally placed his entire mouth over the length, softly sucking on it. Light gasped loudly his eyes opening and his pupils dilating. "Ahhh… L…." His head fell back in pleasure. L then ran his tongue slowly along the vein on the underside, feeling it pulse. "This isn't so bad… I may have to try this again…" The insomniac thought, slowly taking more of the cock in, rubbing his front teeth over it. Soon he relaxed his muscles as the tip brushed the back of his throat.
"Maah… haa… haaa…. L…. mmm…." Light then reached out and grabbed the dark locks in front of him, tugging at them slightly. "That feels… oh God…." He then gave a slight thrust, surprising the insomniac. L placed his hand on Light's hip with one hand while the other reached out and massaged the younger one's balls.
Slowly gaining confidence, L then started bobbing his head, at first only slightly moving up and down. He then moved so it was all out of his mouth till only the tip was left. He then gave an extra hard suck while simultaneously running his tongue over the tip, digging into the slit. "L… L…. I'm going to cum…" Light panted. The elder male only hummed in response, the vibrations running down the teen's shaft. "L!!" he cried, cumming into his lover's mouth, the orgasm rocking his entire body.
When the amber haired teen was spent, L released the now soft cock from his mouth with an audible pop. Then after whipping away the small amount of cum that had dribbled out of his mouth, he looked up at his lover straight in the eye and said, "Light-kun…. You taste bitter…" he said, frowning slightly.
Light looked down, confusion playing on his face, "W-what are you talking about…?" he panted still reeling from the blowjob he had just received.
"You taste really bitter…. Maybe if you ate more sweets you'd taste better…." L muttered, placing a finger in his mouth and chewed on it slightly.
"L that has got to be the dumbest thing…." He was then interrupted by a knock on the door, causing both men to freeze.
"Liiiiight! Are you in there?" Misa sang on the opposite side of the door.
Said teen paled while L glared daggers at the door, "Stupid woman, interrupting my time with my Light-kun…." He then looked back to Light, "Maybe if we're quiet she'll go away."
He was proved wrong when the clueless blond grabbed the doorknob and turned it, or tried to turn it seeing as though it was locked, "Light are you in there? Matsuda told me you came back here."
"Stupid Matsuda…." L bit out, switching his pointer finger for his thumb to his mouth. He then looked up at Light, "Get rid of her." He simply said.
"What?! L…"
"Light!" She was now pounding on the door. Light sighed, reaching up to rub the bridge of his nose. Standing up he made his way over to the door, unlocking it and opening it just enough to stick his head out.
"Oh, hi Misa."
"Light! ….Why are you hiding behind the door?" she asked, craning her neck as if to see past him.
'Because I don't want you to see me in this skirt…' he thought glumly. "No reason. What's up? What do you need?" he asked as he shifted uneasily, wishing that she would hurry up and go already.
"I'm here for our date silly! You remember right?"
"Of course," He said smoothly, 'Damn… I forgot all about the date…' he thought bitterly. As he stood there trying to come up with some kind of excuse to keep the blond from finding out his dirty little secret, L snuck up behind him. He then crouched down on the ground, raising his finger and placing it on the teen's upper thigh. 'What the hell?' Light thought, moving his leg, trying to get away from the finger.
L smiled, wanting to take this game father, he then leaned in and started kissing the teens thigh, causing him to whimper slightly.
"Is something wrong Light? You just whimpered…" Misa asked raising an eyebrow in concern.
"Yeah, I'm fine. I was clearing my throat." He quickly replied.
"Oh… well anyways I was thinking about going to see a movie. Of course we'll have to convince Ryuzaki to take off the handcuffs… speaking of where is he? He's usually with you because of, well, you know."
Light bit his lip, suppressing another moan that threatened to force its way past his lips as the insomniacs lips trailed higher then moved back down, giving a small lick every once and a while. "He's right…. Right…. Here… Ryuzaki…" Light growled reaching down and grabbing him by his hair, stopping the raven short. "Hey Ryuzaki, Misa wants to talk to you." He said pulling on his hair.
L winced as he stood up, "Guess I deserve that" he thought glumly as he poked his head out, looking at Misa with a bored look on his face. "Yes Misa-San?"
"Oh hi, Well I was hoping that maybe you'll take the handcuffs off this one time. Pleeeeeese?" She asked, clasping her hands in front of her face and batting her long black eyelashes at the insomniacs face.
L blinked, mentally cringing, "I'm sorry Misa-San but I can't do that. I'm still not convinced that Light-kun is no longer Kira."
"But what about our date?!" she whined
"I will accompany you of course."
"But what if we go to a romantic movie and we start kissing, you still going to watch?"
"Yes."
"I knew it! Pervert!" Misa shirked, pointing a black manicured finger at the man and stomping her foot in frustration.
L sighed; this woman was so troublesome…. And stupid. Couldn't she take a hint? Light was HIS, and no one was going to take what was his. He opened his mouth to say something when Light interrupted him, "Calm down Misa, think about it logically. If we were to go out on a date, people would probably stare because of the handcuffs… and you probably wouldn't enjoy yourself as much unless it was just us two."
"Whaaaa? Light are you saying you don't want to go on a date?!" she cried, sticking her lip out in a pout with tears beginning to form.
Light's eye's widened a fraction, he reached a hand out and touched Misa's shoulder in a comforting way, causing L's eyebrow to twitch, "No I do it's just… here why don't we watch a movie here? That way it can be a little bit more private and…. Romantic." He smiled. "What do you say?"
The small gothic girl's face lit up and she smiled, "Oh Light, that sounds perfect!" she said jumping up and clasping her hands together in joy.
Light breathed a sigh of relief, "Good, give me a minute okay? I have to take a quick shower."
"Ok! I'll wait right here!" she exclaimed. She then leaned up and kissed Light on the cheek leaving a bright pink smudge of lipstick. Light smiled at her then quickly closed the door. As soon as the door shut L was all over the teen kissing him like there was no tomorrow..
Light pushed him away, whispering angrily "What the hell L?!"
L grabbed the teen around his waist and pulled him flush against his body. Light blushed when he felt his lover's need press into his thigh. "It's my turn now…" he muttered grinning.
"L… Misa is right there!" he whispered angrily as he pushed his hands against L's chest, trying to get away.
"Let her hear…" he growled into the teens ear. He then reached down and grabbed his uncovered length beneath the skirt, causing Light's eyes to close and a small whimper to escape his mouth. "Maybe then she'll leave us alone…" he then started sliding his hand along it, watching his lover turn to jelly with a slight fascination.
Just when L thought he had won, Light brought his foot down, heel first onto the raven's, causing him to yelp in pain and let go of his prize. Light then gave an extra hard shove, making L fall flat on his butt. L looked up, glaring at Light and opening his mouth to protest when Misa and her knocking interrupted him.
"Light are you okay? I herd a yelp…"
Light looked down at L, sending him a wordless apology then looked at the door. "Yeah I'm fine, Ryuzaki just tripped…"
"Oh." She answered back, relived that her Light was fine.
L glared at Light "Light-kun. I. Want. Your. Ass. NOW." He growled
"Look I'll make it up to you later okay? We'll do whatever you want tonight."
"Anything I want?"
"Yes!"
L then positioned himself in his usual crouch, contemplating the possibilities. He then said with a sigh, "Fine. Tonight."
Light smiled and bent over, kissing the raven on the forehead, "Thank you."
"But Light-kun what am I suppose to do with this?" he asked pointing at little L.
Light scratched the back of his head and sighed, "Well… you could take a cold shower… that may help…"
L smiled, "With you?"
"L…."
"Fine…" he got up, then after giving Light the 'kicked puppy' look as he entered the bathroom.
Light closed his eyes and rubbed them in frustration, "I don't know how much longer I can keep this up…"
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Light: I hate you…
What?
Light: You put me in a skirt! Why?!
* Point * BECAUSE YOU KILLED L!! * Cries *
L: *pats back * It's ok… I'm right here… at least in your mind…
That is true… anyways review please! They will keep my mind off the fact that one of the best anime characters was killed off….
Light: Hey what about me?!
Well… I did like you for a little while till I realized that you're a freaking psychopath!
Light: What! That's not fair! You like that Marik guy and he's as crazy as they come!
Ummm…. Look! A distraction!
Light: Huh? What?
Review!