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CHAPTER 5: She's an actress

EDWARDS P.O.V

Bum bum bah bum the wedding march drowns out the gossip and I glance for the first at Alice's table I nearly collapsed when I saw Bella my beautiful Bella sitting there glowing with JACOB BACK I saw red she blushed and looked down, Jacob whispered to her and she .. she giggled oh how I wish I was him and OH she's pregnant I nearly vomited I don't want to imagine him planting himself inside her I shudder and look away and look at Tanya my bride coming down the aisle, she was HUGELY pregnant and not even with my children with her ex boyfriends I think he's here somewhere…

Alice, Bella, Jacob and Jasper are the first one's to reach us at the reception Tanya gripped my hand even tighter and I said "why hello Bella why might you be here?" which actually meant WHAT THE HELL why are you here you're the one who sent me the letter saying that you don't love me and that you never want to see me again you did didn't you? I threw a scrutinizing look at my wife and Bella replied "I warned Alice that she'd be bored so she asked me along and so I brought my Jacob oops sorry Jacob with me" which I knew actually meant that this is a crap wedding which suits you two so Alice brought me for some fun and I brought my boyfriend with me you got a problem with that? Ouch that's harsh she smiled a tight smile at Tanya and sweetly said "it was great to see you Tanya, hope you can hold onto him cause he's a piece of work" and Tanya replied "oh I believe I can" and as we walked away she whispered something to Bella "what…" but she interrupted me with a glare and said "I just said that it was lovely to finally meet Edward's first girlfriend" "oh ok" I dumbly replied.

10:00 pm the wedding night

I was laying on the huge white bed in my grey cashmere p.j's and no top on while Tanya was in the bathroom taking off her make-up, of course we couldn't have a proper wedding night because she was already pregnant enough so we were spending it like any other night Tanya called out "Edward honey I know your thinking of her and so help me I will not sleep in the same bed as you if you do, just hop in bed I'll be out in a while they smeared me in make-up it could take a while" and she was right every few minutes my mind would wander to Bella and what she was thinking about or doing and if she was thinking of me or Jacob or ….or the babies so pulled the covers up and slid in to the bed OH it was as comfortable as it looked… it didn't take me long to drift off and dream about Bella….

Tanya's P.O.V

I sneaked a look out the bathroom door and yes he was zonked out asleep perfect!

How dare Bella come to my wedding to my Edward how dare she steal my wedding day AND night, gosh I thought the letter I sent her (supposedly from Edward) would keep her from coming for us and writing a fake letter from Bella to Edward telling him she had moved on and didn't love him had kept him from going back it looks like I'll have to go to extremes now! So I got $500 from my purse and slid it into a envelope and scrawled (in my best imitation of Edwards writing)

Bella,

I thought I told you to stay away is that such an impossible task to do?

I will send you $500 a month if you stay away from us, you distressed Tanya my dear Tanya much and I don't want that to come over her again for the sake of our children and tell Alice to stay out of sight out of mind same with my other family tell them I don't want anything to do with them.

From Edward

I sealed it and put my trackies a long sleeved top and a jacket on and drove down to the pose office and knew they would stay out of sight out of mind and posted away the letter with Edwards's heart.