DISCLAIMER x 2 :Since I'm pretty sure I forgot to do it for the last chapter, I don't own twilight, although I really wish I did, Enjoy...

CHAPTER 7 – OPERATION – LOVE BOAT

JPOV (lets give Jasper some love)

"So how are we going to do this," Edward asked as he walked back into the room, followed by Alice and Bella. I stared at him cautiously, why had his attitude changed so suddenly. He must have sensed that because he nodded at me before saying

"He knew her, and loved her before she was changed, but he's too much of a gentleman..." I nodded understanding his conundrum, I to was facing to same challenge, unable to decide what my true feelings for Alice were due to the fact I couldn't ascertain whether it was me with those feelings of lust or love, or one of the other, sexually frustrated teenagers in the room, I grimaced.

"They're going to go on a date, obviously," Alice piped up rolling her eyes, I smiled Alice always cut straight to the point; I looked at Edward he knew better than anyone that Carlisle was a very shy man. He's not going to like that, I whispered to Edward in my thoughts, Edward nodded discretely.

"I love ya Jazz, But sometimes you are way too negative," Alice eyed me playfully, I looked around and saw the eyes of both families staring me down, I looked down bashfully,

"So what are we going to do then," I asked, Bella grimaced, sending out waves of embarrassment and shame, he was obviously unhappy with her proposed interference in Carlisle's and Esme's Lives. I smiled, she must of stolen Alice's plan straight from her mind, I was to say the least impressed.

"So," Alice began...

I sat down in a comfortable position and waited as Alice launched into her incredibly well thought out plan for a date between Esme and Carlisle while Edward shook his head occasionally at some of her wilder ideas.

"Not Paris," Edward said as Alice pouted, that her prime location for the date would be foiled. I smiled; Alice was adorable when she pouted.

"Fine, there has to be a place where they can go," She smiled as Emmett began to speak

"How...,"

"Perfect," Alice and Edward said together.

So the plan was set Esme and Carlisle would go on a romantic picnic, in which I would be hiding in the bushes throwing waves of confidence and lust in their direction while they talked and drank the night away. Bella would make her fruit juice that she had drunk at school, and Alice would set up candles. It seemed perfect, cheesy romance movie perfect, but perfect never the less.


BPOV

It was the night of the big date Edward and I made our way to the hospital to pick up the necessary supplies for my 'wine', while Alice and Rose went out hunting for the secret ingredient.

"So what are we getting here," Edward asked, discreetly trying to probe my mind, I smirked, it was a great pleasure knowing that it annoyed him so that I couldn't be read.

"Oh you know, a little plasma, a little nutrients, and we need to go through the drive through liquor store," I smiled at him, "You got I.D to play a 21 year old right," I looked at him slightly worried, my oldest ID was my Australian passport claiming I was 19, old enough to drink in Aus, but not here, he nodded, and I sighed at least this part would go smoothly.

"So, you want to explain to me exactly what was happening up on the roof," I grimaced I was truly hoping he had forgotten the whole meditation thing.

"Um well I was kind of day dreaming, well a kind of advanced form of daydreaming," He looked at me before scrunching his cheek slightly as if considering where to go with his questioning, he smiled gathering up the courage to ask me his next question.

"And what were you day dreaming about then," I shuddered,

"Um, well, I was laying in the sun with my horses back home," I said lying as quickly and as fluently as I could, who the hell was I kidding, that was a pretty pathetic lie, and if it was my sisters they would have caught me out on it. He studied me, and I shifted my eyes away from his gaze, he leaned in softly and whispered

"You're not a very good liar, you know," I smiled despite myself,

"Well I'm not changing that story Cullen so you better get used to it," I smirked hoping my charade of confidence was not see-through. He looked at me and attempted to stare me down, I laughed, did he honestly think he could will me to tell him about where I really was.


"So what's with the Vodka," he asked me as we stepped out of the liquor store with a bottle of their finest, I smiled

"Tastes better, quenches the thirst more, since it tastes more human," I looked at him waiting for shock, or disgust, he saw me waiting and shrugged his shoulders

"Whatever works I guess,"

I smiled, and eyed his Volvo appreciatively,

"So you reckon I could drive back," I said stroking the dashboard suggestively, he furrowed his brow with concern, before I went in for the kill, and dazzled him with a smile, he chuckled deeply before throwing the keys over the bonnet, making them land directly in my outstretched hand.

"I may not be able to dazzle you Bella, but you certainly haven't lost your charm," I smiled, for some reason I was deeply satisfied with his words.

RPOV

"Come on Rose, let us come, pleeaaasssseee," Emmett whined as Alice and I headed towards my Holden to get Bella's secret ingredient, I looked at Alice, who shook her head, almost pouting. I sniggered, before pushing my hand against Emmett's chest to stop him.

"You can't handle it babe, maybe next time, okay?" He pouted before turning around grabbing Jasper by the shoulder before he left, Emmett whispered into his ear and suddenly I was hit with a massive wave of guilt, My lip began to tremble, and was almost going to call the boys back but Alice, grabbed my leg, and dug her nails into the tender muscle area, I clenched my teeth, but smiled back appreciatively, I sniggered and mouthed 'nice try' while the boys turned in defeat

"Don't know why you need all that equipment anyway," Emmett muttered as we pulled out of the driveway.

I sped off into the night, waiting for Alice to direct me to a place she had already for seen as the perfect hunting location.

"So what are we going for," I asked as we pulled up to a secluded parking lot just outside of the national forest, she looked into her mind while I scanned the forest, I could sense some deer, and even a few lions but nothing extremely rare or tantalising.

"Mountain goat," I snorted and rolled my eyes, how very challenging for two extremely powerful vampires, a mountain goat.

"They're rare; Carlisle wouldn't dare take one normally." I looked down conceding her point.

"Alright but I get to hit him with the tranquiliser," She smiled and nodded.

I took off my jacket and grabbed the dart from the car, leaving the shot gun it accompanied in the truck. With that I took off running, getting the feel of the area, Alice stayed well behind allowing me to sense the goat without any interference. I sniffed lightly at the air and was bombarded by a mirage of smells, I clearly sensed a few dozen different varieties of animals, many of which I knew from my travels, I had never encountered a Mountain goat before though and would have to follow the scent that I didn't recognise. I took off with a leap and bounded forward jumping over rifts and breaks in the landscape, I approached it from downwind, and sat in a tree above it waiting for the most opportunistic moment, the goat turned to negotiate its way down a rocky outcrop to safer land.

I pounced and thrust the dart into the mountain goats skin behind his neck, I smiled triumphantly, but was interrupted by another over powering smell, I turned and snarled, protecting my charge, I looked around but could not see anything, I heard a rock behind me and flung my body around quickly before being tackled from behind, I snarled and threw the creature into the rocky outcrop, I turned at arched my back, I heard Alice come up behind me, and relaxed slightly.

"It's alright Rose calm down, of that thing knows what's good for him he will stay down for a while," I smiled and walked over to the animal that had tried to interrupt my hunt. I approached cautiously, though unwind from the creature and saw the outline of a man. I scowled

"It's a bloody vampire Alice," she nodded and twirled her fingers around indicating to me to see who it was. I complied, and gasped as I saw who I had nearly just beaten to a pulp.

"You!! arse hole Emmett," I screamed as I ploughed his head back into the rocks. I scrambled away from him up the hill ranting

"We said no, you couldn't handle, but you had to show how you were a big tuff man and follow us didn't you," I stalked off muttering to myself, using every curse word I knew in every language I knew until I calmed down, I was up to Idiot, in Japanese before I finally turned around to see that he had remained on the floor, and I immediately felt sorry for what I had said, I walked over to him to help him, but as I approached him he lifted himself up, and grinned at me wickedly.

I stormed off again, stomping my foot loudly, this time he followed me.

"But baby, I thought you could use some help," I snarled in his direction

"You almost killed him, Idiot, that was not our plan," He looked at me confused, I snorted; of course he didn't understand that it wasn't necessary to kill the animal in order to access its blood.

I walked back to Alice, and asked her if she was already to go, she held up to test tube vials full of the goats blood and had given the goat a dose of adrenalin to wake up the goat, he had scampered off long before we arrived back.

"Where's Jasper, I snarled," She pointed behind her into which Jasper emerged from the shadow looking deeply remorseful, I sighed, alright get back to the car, I said to them as i opened the car door hoping a high speed drive in my baby would calm my nerves.

"And dont you dare try and calm me down Jasper," I snarled as he gripped the front seat with his hands

"Its a womens perogative to be pissed,"

AN- Alright I am soooo sorry it took so long, but I had to go back to lectures at uni so I wasn't at home every day, also got kinda swept up in the anticipation for breaking dawn, so at this stage I'm going to try update once a week, but if I doesn't come exactly on time, big apologies