Author's Note: I do not own FMA, Harry Potter, or their characters. This is AU and set during the fifth book.
This Train
Roy sighed as he stared out the window. They were now on their way to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and he didn't know what to expect. Riza was half-asleep, leaning against his shoulder, and the other occupants of their compartment had disappeared earlier. He liked the peace and quiet, but right now the time to think was giving him a headache.
He was in over his head. His mistake had gotten them into this, and now they were heading into the unknown, and he honestly didn't know if he could get the two of them home. At least it wasn't completely unknown. Roy had sat down the two most helpful of the wizards, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, for a crash course in what to expect at Hogwarts. The only good thing about being sent to this school as far as he could tell was the fact that it had an extensive magical library. He just might be able to find something to get them home.
"Who are you?" A voice sneered from the doorway. "I don't remember seeing you before."
Hawkeye's head lifted off his shoulder, and Roy turned to observe an arrogant young man is school robes.
"Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye." He stuck to the story Lupin and Black had put together for him. "We're transfer students."
"From where?"
"Amestris. You won't have heard of us. And you are?" Roy was glad he had plenty of experience dealing with arrogant young men; otherwise he would probably be reacting like Fullmetal right now.
"Draco Malfoy." He looked them over. "I do hope that you both are pureblooded. We have enough mudbloods running around as it is."
Thankfully, Black and Lupin had fully prepared him for this sort of query. Roy lifted his chin. "Let's just say that my family has been people of note for a number of generations in our homeland."
"What about her?"
Riza bristled. Roy just sighed. "Hawkeye is my teacher's daughter. He had a formidable reputation in our country before his death."
Malfoy nodded. "Good. I hope you will understand better the way things around here work than some of the Muggle lovers."
With that he swept out of their compartment. Roy just shook his head. Riza sighed and muttered something about seeing what a bullet in his ass would to that attitude of his. Roy laughed. He had a feeling that even Hawkeye's patience would be tested by this school they were being sent to. The only good thing about all this was he didn't have to worry about the military higher ups watching his every move.
With that in mind, Roy kissed the top of Riza head. "Get used to it, Hawkeye. I have a feeling that this train is bound for crazy."
She sighed again. "I don't suppose we could get off early. No?"
He shook his head. "We're stuck with the asylum for now. On the bright side, if the school is big enough we might actually meet some one sane. Maybe they could get us a lift home."
Theme: Crazy