Tokyo Mew Mew World's End Chapter 9
Switched Secrets
This has nothing to do with my other story, Switched. Oh, and at the end and in the next chapter, it may sound a bit like Sailor Moon.
kitto doko ka de deateru
anata no koto nakukashiku naru
yatto aetane
hitori zutsuja dekinai koto
isshoi ni kitto kanaete yukeru
sonna igashiteru
nee, kiaekaketa inochi no koe ga
nee, anata ni mo kikoetekurudeshou
konna kirei na hoshi o mamoritaikara
saa minna, te o totte aiaia wow wow wow
yume bakari oikakete kamawanaikara
saa minna, genki dashite ikou
OH I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU!
It was late at night at Café Mew Mew, and Ryou and Sue decided to screw time by playing DDR on Ryou's laptop.
"C'mon, Ryou-kun! You can do it! Your on level 99!" Sue cried as Ryou was pressing his fingers against the keyboard. "I made it!" Ryou heard 'Speed over Beethoven' stop as it passed him on to the next level.
"OMG! I love this song!" Ryou said happily as 'I DO I DO I DO' came on.
2 hours later….
"I'm on level 1,000! Just have to beat this level and I'm through!" Ryou had sweat dripping down his face as he manically pressed more buttons. He looked over and saw that Sue had fallen asleep.
"Baby, she's probably jealous," Ryou said. Obviously, he was tired. "Level loading, minus 10 percent," the game spoke over and over like a gay computer voice. "Damn you! I knew I should have gotton a mac! Stupid piece of crap!" Ryou pressed whatever buttons he could press.
The next thing he saw was a bright light in the room, and he was knocked out.
"Oh, my aching head," Ryou had such a headache. At that time, he noticed he was shorter. He tiredly got out of bed, wondering how he got in. "OOOOOHHHH MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDNNNNNNEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!" Ryou said as he grabbed his face, looking at himself in the mirror. He looked about 9 or 10.
"Ryou-kun, what's going on?" Sue came in and asked. "Dear God…" Ryou said putting the mirror in front of Sue.
"Oh no! I'm chibi!" Sue cried. "How do robots age?" Ryou said, and noticed his voice was squeaky. "I can't go to work like this…" Ryou held his face in misery.
Pudding and Tart walked down and looked Ryou and Sue's ages. "Does this mean we run the Café?" Tart asked.
Meanwhile, at Ichigo's house…
"Kakorat! I told you not to empty that radioactive waste into the garbage disposal! You know Zeek's cooking makes me woozy if it goes into the pipes! Everything looks big!" Ichigo trotted around when she bumped into Kish.
"Ichigo, why are you wearing baby clothes?" Kish asked. "Why do you sound squeaky?" Ichigo asked Kish. They both looked down.
"Ichigo, your flat!" Kish shouted. "Oh no! I'm flat! Hey! Why're you looking there!?" Ichigo angrily demanded. "Guys, would you please shut up, I'm trying to go to….sleep," Kakorat stood in shock.
Everything looked so much smaller. The ground was far away. She looked down and saw something that wasn't supposed to be there. "Ichigo-oneechan, why is everything so big? And there's something on my upper tummy that wasn't there before," Kakorat asked.
Ichigo and Kish looked up in awe. Kakorat looked like she was 14 or 15 now. Just then, Zeek and Vaireto came in. Apparently, they had been turned in to 5 year olds. "Ryou called and said something is going on and we better go," Zeek informed.
"I'll drive!" Zeek shouted. "No! Your too young now, Kakorat wants to drive!" Kakorat cried. "Who has the driver's license?" Zeek asked. "Kakorat does!" Kakorat held up a fake ID that said she was 52.
"Okay, fine, but don't break my baby- I mean, uh, car," Zeek blushed. "You really need a girl," Kish said.
Meanwhile at Mint's house
"Awww, Mint-sama looks so cute! How did this happen?" the maids were pricking and poking Mint, Soufuru, and Seiji. Mint crossed her arms, making her look even cuter.
"I HAVE TO GO TO THE CAFÉ RIGHT NOW!" Mint yelled and started crying. Seiji started crying next. "Why are you crying?" Soufuru asked. "I-I-" Seiji started.
"Oooops, looks like somebody made an oppsie!" the maid lifted up Seiji and sniffed his ass.
Meanwhile at Lettuce's house
"Umm, Lettuce-chan, why are you 4 again?" her mother asked. "I can't let Ryou see me like this," Lettuce covered her face.
With Zakuro and Pai
"……..."
"……..."
"Look, bud, I'm not any happier about this than you are," Zakuro said angrily as she and Pai headed down to Café Mew Mew. "I hate wearing infant clothes. They itch and it makes me feel as if I wet myself all day," Pai looked down.
Pai's child genes started to kick in. "Wanna race to Café Mew Mew?" Pai smirked. "Your on!" Zakuro said. They took off at the speed of light running as fast as they could.
At Café Mew Mew
"Where are Zakuro and Pai?" Ryou asked the crew as they all came in. "We-We're here," Zakuro fell down. "M-Me too," Pai fell on top of her. "Ooookay, well, does anyone have a clue what happened to us? Ichigo?"
"I think it was Zeek's radioactive waste coming down the pipes coughKakoratcough," Ichigo coughed.
"No, that would make us radioactive mutants. Mint? Lettuce?" Ryou asked. "No," they answered in unision.
"Zakuro?" Ryou asked. "Well, Pai did try cooking," Zakuro joked. "HEY!" Pai said. "Pudding?" Ryou directed the question to 15-year old Pudding. "All I heard was you typing really hard on the computer and then Pudding saw a pretty light, na no da," Pudding said.
"SHIROGANE!" Everyone looked like they were about to claw him apart. "What? DDR is addicting!" Ryou had a big anime sweat drop down his head.
"FIX US NOW!" Everyone shouted. "Okay, Okay," Ryou turned his head.
"Let me go get my laptop," Ryou said as he trotted down and upstairs. "Okay, lemme see," Ryou started opening up different windows and typing fiercely.
"I got it! I pressed the wrong button! I pressed the 'Tick-Everyone-Off-Button-By-Switching-Their-Ages' button!" Ryou said proudly.
"Is there such a button? Many wonders Pudding does not know, na no da," Pudding said in awe. "Just get me out of this little kid's body!" Ichigo screamed.
"All right, if I just reverse it, maybe-" And there was a big white light.
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Later with Kish, Ichigo, and Kakorat
"That was a close one! Now Kakorat knows not to ever grow up!" Kakorat declared. Kish twitched at the thought of her growing up.
"I hated being little!" Ichigo just got out of the shower. Just then, a ring came from Kakorat's pocket.
"Crap," Kakorat said her first almost-bad word. "Kakorat!" Kish scolded. "Oh, so your saying it's all right for you to curse, but not me, daddy? Crap!" Kakorat turned and covered her mouth.
"I'm gonna have to call you back," she told the ringing device. "Why'd you call him Daddy?" Ichigo asked. "Force of habbit, Mommy! Shit!" Kakorat actually said a bad word. "Kakorat, no more bad words! I know your hiding something from us!" Kish picked up Kakorat so she wouldn't get away.
"Umm, well, to tell you the truth, I'm actually your future daughter, to put it frankly," Kakorat looked down and smiled.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Kish and Ichigo cried out.
Cliffie!
Anata to nomu CUP OF TEA
Sutekina AFTERNOON yumemita toki ga ima koko ni...
Gin no supuun BRILLIANT TIME
RICHna AFTERNOON watashirashisa wo torimodosou
STEP funde odoritai
Konna HOLIDAY hitorijime
Futoshita shigusa ga ki ni natte
Karanda shisen wo hazushitari
Watakushi ha shin no utsukushisa ga suki desu no
Yasuragi no TEA TIME hakakasemasen wa
Ai wo shitte DAY BY DAY
Setsunai AFTERNOON otona ni naru no sukoshizutsu
Aenai hi no CUP OF TEA
LONELY AFTERNOON watashirashisa wo ushinawazu