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OK, so I hope you like my version of Bella 'clubbing'. Haha :P. Oh and Fanpire123, the dude who kept staring at me invited me to a movie with all of our friends, and it was so much fun! We saw the uninvited and it was SCARY!!! haha no not really but I did hide behind my friend during some of the scary scenes.

BPOV

"Alice! Seriously?! Clubbing?!?! I can't dance to save my life!" I said as Rose and Alice dragged me up the stairs.

"So? You'll have me and the rest of us! Just have fun for once, Bella!" Alice replied, plopping me into her makeup center that was her bathroom. She had all her makeup spilled out on the counter and a dress hung from the doorknob.

"Besides, its nonrefundable," Rosalie added.

"Alice...."

"OK, OK! So I kinda told the owner that it was your birthday. It's not a big deal. We'll just have some drinks, dance, and the owner promised a birthday cake."

"Alice, I'm gonna fall into the cake in those!" I pointed to the stilletos on the floor. "And you expect me to dance?"

"Don't be such a baby, Bella," Alice tsked, brushing mineral powder all over my face. "The Solana's perfectly classy. Big lounges, and awesome DJs. Jasper's guest DJ tonight."

"OK, I'll do it for you. And Jasper."

"Thank you. Now, close your eyes," Alice said, swiping a makeup brush with vanilla colored eyeshadow. She applied it very lightly, all the way up to my brow bone.

"Rosalie, what color should match the dress?" Alice asked.

"Electric blue. It'll match perfectly."

"Don't make me look like a clown. I'm trusting my face with you," I said. Alice giggled and tapped her brush to get rid of excess shadow. Alice blended the two colors together, along with gray and black.

"There. Now just apply that lipstick over there and get into your dress. We'll just get ready." Alice closed the door behind me. I looked at the dress they picked out for me. The fabric was shimmery blue and satiny. Not me. I slid on the dress and tiptoed out of the bathroom, hoping that I won't get caught.

"Where are you going?"

I turned around and saw Rosalie by her door.

"Uh, changing my shoes? Please please PLEASE don't tell Alice?"

Rosalie winked and walked back in her room. I hurried back into my room and put on my old converse. Much better. I waited until Alice and Rosalie were downstairs, then I made my way downstairs.

"Bella! You...you're not wearing the shoes!" Alice wailed.

"Please Alice? This is my birthday."

"Fine, but if you get kicked out of the club, don't come crying to me. You have Edward for that," she said.

I grabbed my bag and we shuffled out of our apartment.

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"Hey birthday girl!!" Jasper said over the mic when we entered the club. Could it get anymore humiliating?

"Smile," Alice said. I put on a fake smile as we made our way to the bar. The club had a beachy tropic vibe, and the tables were all decorated with flowers and carved wave designs.

"What'll it be, birthday girl?" The bartender asked me.

"Um..."

"She'll have a pina colada. Shaken," Alice said.

"Hey!"

"What? You know it's your fave. And god knows that you'll never get drunk with all the beer chugging you did with the boys on football Sundays."

"True. Fine, I'll have that pina colada."

"Coming right up," the bartender said, working on my drink. I sat on the stool, waiting for my drink when a pair of strong arms wrapped around me.

"You're all alone?" Edward asked.

"Well Alice and Rosalie went to the dancefloor and I'm waiting for my drink." I pecked his nose.

"There you go. It's on the house," the bartender said, sliding my drink to me. I downed the drink in one gulp.

"Hey, slow down," Edward said.

"Please, have I ever gotten drunk?"

"Yeah, that's true," Edward said laughing.

"Bella! Come on! I love this song!" Alice gushed coming over to my side. She took my hand and led me to the dancefloor. 'Single ladies' started playing and Alice pulled me in closer to the dance floor.

"All the ladies to the dancefloor!" Jasper yelled over the mic.

I was concealed through all the primed girls dancing around me, while I stood there. The songs never ended, thanks to Jasper's list of Alice and Rosalie's favorite songs. About 2 hours later, Rosalie and Emmett pulled me out of the crowd, and into one of the private rooms.

There was a cake, all done up in icing, the Happy Birthday Bella! and the 21 candle in place. I walked slowly, but I tripped on a shoelace and fell face first into the cake.

"Crap! Bella! Are you okay?!" Alice asked when she pulled my head out.

"I'm just fine. My face is covered in icing and cake, and I feel just great!" I said sarcastically.

Emmett took one finger and scooped off the icing from my face and licked it. "Sweet."

I narrowed my eyes at him before wiping my face off with a towel.

"You've got a little right here," Edward pointed out my top lip was still covered in frosting. He brought his face down and kissed me, making sure that all the icing was gone.

"Thanks," I giggled.

"Well there goes the cake," Rosalie said.

"Wait! I have the cupcake just in case something went wrong," Alice held up one pink frosted cupcake.

"We're all supposed to share that?" I asked.

"Better than nothing," Emmett said.

Alice propped the candle into the top and they all sang 'Happy Birthday' to me. We split the cupcake evenly, and took shots of tequilla. We waited for Jasper to wrap things up and we went home for the night. I collapsed into my bed, searching for my favorite satin pj's Alice bought for me.

"Hey," Alice and Rosalie said when I went downstairs. They were huddled on the couch, popcorn and licorice splayed out on the glass table.

I grabbed a licorice and wedged myself into the tiny couch. They were watching Disturbia.

"Aren't you guys sleepy yet? It's almost 3."

"No way. Once I get hyper nothing can bring me down," Alice said, popping a strand of licorice in her mouth.

"Isn't Shia so hot in this?" Rosalie asked.

"Definitely," We all agreed.

"So Bella, what did Edward get you?" They asked me.

I held up my hand which still had the bracelet on, all in its shining glory.

"Oh. My. God!!! That's so gorgeous!!" They squealed, taking a closer look.

"I am so jealous!" Rosalie said.

"Yeah, where'd he get it?" Alice asked.

"It was his grandmother's. Esme let him have it so he could give it to me for my birthday."

"Awww! He's so sweet!" They gushed before turning their attention back to the movie. My phone rang and I picked it up.

"Hello?"

"Hi sweetie!"

"Hi mom. Why are you up so late?"

"Oh, I have to get packing. Your dad and I have to leave today."

"Oh yeah I remember. I'll help and drive you guys there."

"Thanks honey! Oh your dad wanted to mention something."

"What?"

"He said to remember 'LOVE'"

"What's LOVE?"

"Legs Open Very Easily."

"Wow. Yeah, I'll remember."

"Protective side acting up. Love you sweetie. Get some sleep."

"Thanks mom. Love you too. Bye," I said before hanging up. Charlie's losing it.

"What did your mom say?" Alice asked.

"Legs Open Very Easily." We all started cracking up, the giggles coming out of our mouths uncontrollably until we all basically passed out on the couch.

I'm sorry I just HAD to put that LOVE thing in there. My friend told me that and we started cracking up.

I hope this isn't too short. Review and let me know what you think of Bella clubbing! R&R