You're on Chapter 17: Its for charity, right?, a twilight fanfic

I do not own Twilight.

Okay, I lied. I'm not ending the story just yet. Epilogue! So you guys have one more chappie to look forward to until I finish up my thoughts on the sequel!

BPOV

I sat in Alice's bathroom, finishing off my makeup for today's charity fair. I was in charge of the entertainment section, or in other words, playing my guitar and singing to lots of people. Alice on her knees begging is kind of hard to say no to, so I agreed to do the mini concert thing. I swept the stray strands of hair out of my face and ran my fingers through it. Then I realized I wasn't alone. Edward came up behind me and pretending to fix his hair.

"Need the mirror?" I asked, laughing.

"Nope. Just checking in on my girlfriend to see why she's taking so long!" He said, kissing the top of my head. "I see Alice rubbed off on you."

I giggled and finished my hair, then standing up on my tippy toes to kiss his lips.

"Love you," he said.

"Love you too," I answered back before taking his hand and leading him out of Alice's bathroom.

"We'd better hurry up. Emmett's running the dunking booth and he's getting testy. All of his football team's making him sink," Edward said, chuckling. I laughed with him as we made our way downstairs and walked off to the fair on 4th avenue. I wore my beat up converse once again, I guess part of my look. After the pageant, the interviews flowed in, questions mostly on my shoe choice. I officially hated interviewers. Hated them with a passion.

We were almost up to the corner, where the street was blocked off for the event.

"Are you ready for mission 'Mess with Tanya'?" I joked.

"You're lucky I love you, or I wouldn't be doing this," Edward said with a shudder. I kissed him goodbye before I made my way backstage and he walked towards the water-shooting games. I found Alice on the way there, at the fortune telling booth.

"Bella! You're here!" Alice cheered, taking off her turban-psychic thing and removing her robes.

"Nice get-up," I commented.

"Hey, I can see the future, you know. I knew that you and Edward were gonna get back together, didn't I?"

"Yes, Alice. We all know your psychic abilities. Edward's getting Tanya, and we need to get Zack."

"Sure thing! He's playing with Jasper at the basketball booth. This is gonna be soooo funny!!!!" Alice squealed. We laughed together and looked around for those two.

EPOV

I trudged over to the kissing booth where Tanya had kindly offered to run. Ha ha. I walked up to the side, all the teens on line whining because I cut.

"Hey Tanya," I said, trying to keep my voice light.

"Hello there!" Tanya said, pushing the pimple-covered face of a boy away. "Need something?"

"Actually, I really liked that kiss at the soccer game," I tried my best not to gag.

She batted her lashes at me. "Oh really? Well if you want...." She brought her face closer.

"Ah, um, not here. On stage. In front of Bella," I attempted to smile evilly.

"But I thought you two got back together?" She asked innocently.

"Nah, but this will hurt her," I said. I hated talking like this.

"Good plan. I like it," She smiled. "Okay. On stage. When she sings." I faked a smile then walked away. I found Emmett, wearing Rosalie's pink fluffy and his head wrapped up in a matching towel. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Hey, don't laugh. I forgot mine at home," He said. "First step done?"

I shuddered. "Yup."

"Good. Bella should be on stage soon, and I'll round up the football team. You have the soccer, and Jazz has the baseball team."

I nodded and went around the block, looking for the rest of my team.

BPOV

Alice and I found Jasper and his cousin, Zack, at the balloon popping station.

"Hey little dude!" I greeted Zack.

"Hey, I'm not little. I'm 14," He pouted. Yeah, I really couldn't call him little since he was almost as tall as me. He was in this phase where he grew his hair out, so it covered a bit of his eyebrows. He was constantly dressed in either abercrombie or hollister, maybe from Alice's influence, so he pretty much looked like one of their models only skinnier and paler.

"Ready?" Alice asked him.

"Yeah, I guess," he said. We walked backstage and I grabbed my guitar case.

I carefully explained the plan once again to Zack, making sure to remember what to do.

"I got it, I got it. But why do I need a stool?"

"Just do what you need to do, OK? I need to get out there!" I said frantically.

"Ok, ok, geez. Pushy," He said with a small smile playing on his lips. I smiled back and walked back on stage. The crowd filled up in rows, wondering what will happen. I perched myself on the stool and took my guitar out. Edward came behind me and placed his hands on my shoulders.

I jumped. "Gah! You scared me!"

He chucked quietly. "Sorry." He grabbed the other guitar and took a stool next to mine. Guitar wasn't really his forte, but he knew how to play it anyway, so I begged him to accompany me on stage so I don't make a fool of myself or fall or something.

"Well, thank you for coming to this charity fair. Gives us a warm and fuzzy feeling, right Edward?" I asked, giggling. He nodded and smiled in response. "As you may have assumed, I'm playing a bit for you. A little heads up, I'm not a very good singer. So you have fun with that."

I fished around my pockets for a pick, then began strumming random chords to get warmed up. I saw Tanya's big head walking closer to the stage, so I nodded to Edward, then to Zack, who was not far away. Edward put his guitar down.

I mouthed 'Watch this' to the audience.

Tanya walked on stage, giving me a smirk. Edward whispered something to her, then she closed her eyes. Zack ran on stage with a stool, setting right in front of Tanya. He pressed his lips to his, then Tanya thinking it was Edward, wrapped her arms. Zack swatted his arms away and stepped back. He wiped his mouth with his sleeve. Tanya screamed and started fanning herself. The crowd had an uproar in laughter. The rest of the cheerleading team came up and patted their captain, trying to make her feel better.

"That's for making out with my boyfriend," I said.

"Ugh! Isabella Swan! You, you ugly horrible clothed bitch!" She screamed at me. She walked over to Edward. "And you. You set me up and humiliated me! That child freaking made out with me!!

"Come on Tanya, it wasn't that bad, was it?" One of the brave girls on her team asked. She whipped her head around and screamed, then walked off stage.

"Sorry about that little interruption. That won't happen again. You still want me to sing?" I asked the audience.

They all cheered.

"All right, but it's your ears," I warned. Edward and I began playing the chords, while I sang.

I'm in the business of misery,
Let's take it from the top.
She's got a body like an hourglass it's ticking like a clock.
It's a matter of time before we all run out,
When I thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth.

I waited eight long months,
She finally set him free.
I told him I can't lie he was the only one for me.
Two weeks and we had caught on fire,
She's got it out for me,
But I wear the biggest smile.

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But god does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause god it just feels so,
It just feels so good.

Second chances they don't Never matter, people never change.
Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change.
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged.
I'm sorry honey, but I'm passing up, now look this way.
Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you.
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right.
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But god does it feel so good,

Cause I got him where I want him right now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause god it just feels so,
It just feels so good.

I watched his wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving.

Whoa, I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now.

"Alright, if you didn't know that, that was Misery Business by Paramore. Are your ears bleeding yet?"

The crowd's swarm of no's were hard to miss, so I accepted a few requests until my throat started to hurt.

"Bella's throat is starting to hurt, and we wouldn't want her to stop talking, right?" He asked teasingly, winking at me. I heard a few aww's and no's in the crowd.

"Thank you again for coming out to the fair, all the money's going towards the middle schools and orphanages here in the big apple, and you're helping the children. So give a hug or kiss or high five to your friend or something like that. Yeah!" I blew a kiss and me and Edward walked off the platform.

"That was great Bella! It was so funny!" Rosalie gushed when we met the rest outside of the blocked street.

"Thanks. I'm starving, though," I said, rubbing my stomach.

"Us too. How about we go to get a bite, then get a couple of drinks?" Alice asked.

"No, no drinks for me. I'll probably get wasted," I said, laughing.

"Bella Swan turns down drinks?! What have you done with my best friend?!" She asked, pointing a manicured finger in my directions.

"They'll burn my throat. How about we just go back to the apartment and I'll cook something?"

"Yes, just hurry up! My patience is wearing thin," Emmett said. We laughed and walked back to the apartment. We were paired off, Alice and Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett, Edward and I. Everything was normal again, nothing out of place.

Okay, I hope you liked the last chapter before the epilogue! And please check out my newest story, Trapped. I'm trying something totally new!