I'm sorry I haven't updated for a … month and more. But I'd like to warn you this chapter is really long (because of songs), and that'll hopefully cover it. Hope you enjoy it! :)
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Dawn: *Walks into studio*Huh, where is everybody? Yawns. Oh, hi, people-who-are-reading -this. *Takes out piece of paper* the paper that Summer gave says to come at 03:10 A.M. So, here I am!! And-
Paul: *Walks in* anybody should be sued for suggesting waking up this early.
May: *Drags herself in* Yeah, I know. Grunts and rubs red eyes.
Drew: Somebody woke up on wrong side of the bed this morning.
*Misty, Ash, Brock, and Pikachu are her*
May: I'm not a morning person, Drew, so back off, okay?
Drew: Ouch, wow, and I thought I'd never see the day when May developed a backbone!
Misty: Who cares?! What I want to know is why we had to wake up at 03:10 in the morning! And where is Summer?
Ash: Don't know.
Brock: So we woke up for nothing?
Dawn: Nooo…um, well….
May: *suddenly disappears and come back* Ohmigod, Ohmigod, there are boxes of POPTARTS outside!!!! Jumps up and down.
Everybody: *Sweatdrops*
Drew: Hey, at least she's not grouchy anymore.
Pikachu: What? What do you mean outside?
Dawn: She means they're out of the studio, Pikachu.
Pikachu: I know that!!!
Ash: Whoa, poptarts, seriously?
May: Yeah, there are BOXES of them, but there so big and heavy. I can't get them in! Fidgets.
Misty: Where outside?
May: Outside the main door entrance thingy-migingy!!
Ash: I'm not just standing here; I'm going to get poptarts! I'm hungry, anyways. *Leaves as everybody follows*
Ash: Okay, on a count of 3 everybody. Holds door. One…Two…Three! WAHH!
Brock: What happened?
Ash: I accidentally pushed it when I was supposed to pull.
Drew: Er, Okay.
Misty: It's not okay!!! Open the door!!!!!!!!!
Ash: Okay, 1… 2…-
Paul: Annoyed. You don't have to count every time.
Dawn: Paul, now he's going to start all over, and I'm hungry!
Ash: One…Two…Three…. AHHH!!!!!! Is covered with boxes filled with poptarts.
May: You did it Ash!!! I LOVE you! Hugs Ash.
Drew: Twitches.
Misty: Knows that is May being May but is still uncomfortable. Come on; let's just eat poptarts!
Pikachu: Thinks to self. Hmm, Drewsy and Missy are jealous! What did I call them? Harley get out of my head! Great, just great, his gayness is affecting me. If that's even a word…
Everybody: Yeah!! Each take one box.
Pikachu: Um, hey, where do we go with these?
Brock: There's a table right there.
Everybody goes to table and eat poptarts.
May: Chocolate's the best.
Drew: No way, May. Flicks hair. Mint is better.
Misty: Wait a sec, grass head, cinnamon rules!!!
May: Laughs. Grass head. Hahaha.
Drew: Turns red and glares at May. What's so funny Miss Red Riding Bandana?
May: What did you call me?
Paul: Grumbles and hasn't even touched a poptart.
Dawn: Look, guys, I have the perfect solution to this.
Everybody still fight over what type of poptart is the best.
Dawn: Grits teeth. I said, I have the perfect solution to this!!!!!!!
Finally gets everybody's attention.
Pikachu: Sheesh, you didn't have to yell.
Dawn: Yes, I did, and I'd just like to say strawberry poptarts are the best.
Paul: Yeah right, troublesome girl, blueberry is.
Dawn: Looks down at Paul's plate and frowns. But you didn't even eat any!
Brock: If all you don't shut up, I'm going to tell Summer that Paul and Dawn got married, May and Drew had a child, Ash and Misty are on their honey moon, and Pikachu reduced all of you to ashes, so SHUT UP!!!
Everybody quiets down except Pikachu, who chews happily on smore poptarts, thinking of that day.
Me: Walks in with mop muttering about how the random dudes couldn't sweep, and then notices them. What's going on here? Raises up mop in case of attack.
Harley: We're just eating poptarts, Sum.
Everybody jumps up.
Drew: AH, Harley, when did you get here?! Cowers in chair.
Harley: Just now! With my telekinetic powers of course, Drewsy! I'm not going to pass up the opportunity of eating waffles!
Dawn: I thought they were poptarts.
Harley: Poptarts, shmarttarts, Dawny, let's just eat!
Me:Wait, you guys are eating POPTARTS!!?
Brock: Yeah, so?
Me: They weren't for you, they were for the reviewers!!!!
May: Uh-oh.
Me: Oh, well, and they were for you guys, too, but why are you guys eating poptarts at 3:30 in the morning?!
Ash: Cause you told us to.
Me: Huh?
Dawn: Yeah, on the paper it said to come at 03:10 A.M.
Me: Snorts.
Drew: Hey, what's so funny about that?
Me: That you guys actually thought you were supposed to come at 03:10 A.M.
Ash: What do you mean? Weren't we supposed to?
Me: Noooo, you guys were supposed to come at 10:30 A.M!! More snorting.
Everybody looks at me in disbelief.
Me: Wow, anime characters are so dumb these days. *Sigh*
Misty: Hey, it's not our fault; Dawn told us that we had to wake up this early!
Dawn: Nuh-uh, Ash said that!
Ash: Hey, don't listen to me; I'm the guy who's read only 7 books!
May: Yeah, but Pikachu said that we had to wake up real early, or you would take away our bedrooms! And I like mine.
Pikachu: Yeah, I like mine, too! Jumps up and down.
Me: Really? Yay, I knew you guys would! I wouldn't take them away; I would just ask the reviewers to torture you guys more! I wouldn't go as low as taking your bedrooms.
Drew: Is that supposed to be meant in a good way?
Everybody shrugs.
Me: Um, not exactly, sooo…can you stop eating the reviewer's snacks please?
Harley: Alrighty, fine, Scummy.
Me: Summer!!!!!
Harley: Whatever.
Me: Grits teeth.
Misty: Um, aren't you going to offer the reviewers poptarts?
Me: Yeah, yeah, I'd just like every reviewer to pick their poptarts and enjoy them through out the show now! Thanks! And here's our first reviewer:
I'm guessing I need to dare them! HERE I GO!
Paul- Wow I hate you. Change into a pink tutu and confess love for every male. I'LL BE BACK.
Dawn- You get to...wear the prettiest clothes on the face of the planet! Keep up the good contest work!
May and Drew- Adopt a baby Pichu and train it TOGETHER!
Ash- Learn in a college. Then say Paul and Gary are awesome and way better than you.
Misty- Dye your hair purple. She said she didn't want to in the show! ^^
Brock- Decide on ONE GIRL. No ties.
Pikachu- Dance with Bunneary to a song of Summer's choice!
Harley- Get all the guys in a cancan line.
Great fic, and can Gary pretty please join the madness? I wuvs Gary. PLZ. Bye!
~Furyfur
Paul: Sarcastically. Gee, thanks for the comment.
Me: Change! Hands him pink tutu.
Paul: Takes one look down at tutu. I am NOT wearing this.
Me: You got no choice. Now CHANGE! Points towards dressing room.
Paul: Crud. People who review this are all losers anyways. Regretfully goes into changing room.
Me: THEY ARE NOT! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Runs after Paul and about to open dressing room door…-
Misty: Pulls me back. You can't go into the boy's dressing room!
Me: But he insulted the reviewers!
Misty: Rolls eyes. Come on, let's go. Drags me back.
Dawn: I can't wait to see how Paul looks!
Pikachu: Me neither!
Me: Yeah, seriously, wouldn't it be funny if he battled in that!! SWEET REVENGE! Dies of laughter.
Me: Anyway, let's go on to the next dare while he changes!
Ash: Scared. I thought you were dead.
Me: Why?
May: It says it on the screen.
Me: Well, May, you shouldn't believe everything you read. Dawn, go change!
Dawn: Me too? Goes off to change.
Paul: From changing room. I'M NOT COMING OUT!
Me: HEY! You ARE going to come back out and I am going to laugh my butt off when you do!
Paul: NO I'M NOT!
Me: BUT FURYFUR SAID YOU HAVE TO!
Paul: No, she didn't, she just said to change.
Me: Well, in my world she did! You come out RIGHT NOW!
Paul: Comes back in pink tutu, cursing out loud.
Me: Hey! No swearing! This is a k+ show and I plan to keep it that way! And, oh, wow…
Everybody stares at him laughing with Paul cussing even louder.
Me: I have got to get a picture!! Snaps camera everywhere. SWEET REVENGE, I mean, Yay, I got another photo into Pokemon's most embarrassing moment's album! Just after May's and Drew's incident of falling on top of each other!
Harley: I want to see!
Me: Too late. By the way, Paul, you have to confess your love to every male in the room.
Paul: Almost cussing at the top of his lungs.
Misty: And don't forget the warning of her being back!
Me: I think he's already in denial. Hey, Paul, I told you…NO SWEARING!! Now do what's told up there!
Paul: Fine. Whispers. I love you, Drew, I love Harley, too, and Ash, and I love Pikachu, and I love Brock.
Me: Leans in closer. Did he even say something?
Brock: I don't think so…
May: LOUDER!
Paul: It didn't say I had to yell.
Me: Wha? Come, on, this was supposed to be the key moment! Go checks on review.
Ash: Looks at screen. What does the screen mean by checking the review? Is it going to fly off?
Brock: No, Ash, it just means-
Review suddenly sprouts wings, flies by and out the window.
Everybody else: Stare at window.
Brock: Then I guess it did…
Me: Oh, well, I have a copy right here, and yeah it says that he doesn't have to yell.
Paul: Grunts. Then I 'm getting out of this. Storms to dressing room in pink tutu.
Dawn: Comes out of dressing room and poses. What do you guys think?
All too stunned to speak. Dawn is wearing a sparkly, strapless, midnight blue dress that reaches to knees (Sorry, I suck at clothes describing) with clear blue sandals and hair is piled up on top of head. (Imagine it! :))
Me: Finally speaks. You look great, Dawn!! Remembers mop is still in hand and shoves it through Ash's mouth.
Ash: Wjfjrgjrwhgweghwehgh? Tries to shove mop through throat and glares at me while I give him sympathetic looks.
Dawn: Doesn't notice Ash. Spins. Really?
May: Yeah, Dawn, you look gorgeous!
Misty: You'll knock Paul's breath out for sure.
Dawn: Blushes. Thanks!
Me: Points. Here comes Paul now! Tries to push mop down poor Ash's mouth while there is no one looking.
Drew, Pikachu, Brock: Pretend they were never looking at Dawn in fear of Paul.
Paul: Stops short seeing Dawn.
Dawn: How do you think I look Paul?
Paul: Hm.
Dawn: Uh, thanks?
Me: Aww, this picture is going into the Pokemon romance moment's album! Snaps camera.
Brock: Um, can't we just go on…?
Me: Sore loser. I guess. Bibbidi, Bobbidi, Boo! Appears baby Pichu. May, Drew, train her together!
Drew: But May's probably going to kill it before we can.
May: No, I won't! And it's a she, not an it! I think we should name her...Alice? Cradles baby pichu in arms.
Drew: Alice? No way! You have no style May; she doesn't even look like a Alice. We should name her…Vanessa.
May: Turns red. I do too have style! And Vanessa is too long!
Drew: Smirks. No you don't and that's what somebody with the kind of name like May would probably think.
May: Oh yeah? Well your name is the past tense of draw!
Misty: Rolls eyes. I don't think you guys need to name it.
Pikachu: Hey, have you guys noticed most of your guys' names are words?
Everybody pauses to think.
Drew: Yeah, so?
Pikachu: So how about if you name the pichu a word.
May and Drew: NO!
Paul: Rolls eyes. Hypocrites.
Me: Wait, see where Pikachu is going with this. Yes, I got the perfect and most obvious name! Rose! DUH!
Drew: It's…
May: Perfect!
Me: No need to thank me! Seeing how Drew flirts with May by giving her roses is evidence enough!
Drew: Flick hair. Hey! That's not true! They're for beautifly.
May: Yeah, Drew, I figured out they weren't for beautifly last talk show.
Drew: Turns slightly red. I'm the one who give them, so I think I know who they're for. Which is Beautifly.
Ash: Finally has swollen mop and is trying to talk. The-en-n why are you re-ed?
Me: Because he's in loooooovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeee, that was fun to say for some reason.
Drew: May, can we just go train?
May: Yeahhhh…….Go to training room.
Dawn: Drew got busted!
Brock: Do you actually believe they aren't going to do-um-other things in there?
Me: Hey! I trust them! At least, I think I do, but you don't know what spinach heads and girls with red bandanas could get their selves into…
Misty: Jeez, you guys are weird; the first thing that comes up in your mind is that? Shakes head.
Me: Brock brought it up! And, okay, moving on! Ash, aww, you're going to be leaving my show! You're actually going to learn something! I thought I'd never see the day-starts to sneeze on imaginary tissue-that you'dgo to college. I mean, I mean-sobs-wait a sec, how will you be able to participate on this show?
Paul: So you can abduct us all out of our normal lives and force us to be here, produce a ladder and pichu outta thin air, but can't make college go faster?
Me: Hmm, good point, Ash, let me get my wand and you'll be off to college! Starts rummaging around for wand.
Ash: But I don't want to go to college! Um, what is college?
Everybody falls anime style.
Dawn: I think it's a sorta school you have to pay for?
Paul: You don't know what college is?
Dawn: I know! Well, I mean, I don't know much…. How can you expect me to, I don't even have to go to school!
Me: LUCKY!!! I'm so jealous, you guys have pokemon and just get to battle and have pokemon and enter contests and have pokemon and have adventures…. Did I mention have pokemon?
Pikachu: Just about a hundred times.
Harley: Summy, if you were in Pokemon, would you be my friend?
Me: NEVER!!! I'm so mad that you even suggest that that I'm going to- Bibbidi boppidi boo! Turns Harley into a toad.
Brock: What did you just do?
Dawn: Oh my gosh, Harley's a toad!
Misty: Grumbles. It was about time somebody did something.
Me: Ash has already gone to college and came back in .7567 seconds! Hmm, I'm good! And did I just change a game show contestant into a toad? Oops.
Ash: Pie equals 3.14 and so on.
Misty: This is not for real.
Pikachu: I know, right?
Paul: As long as Harley's a toad, I'm fine.
Dawn: What do you have against Harley?
Paul: I'm not comfortable around gays.
Misty: That's sorta offensive….
Brock: Rolls eyes. Since when is Paul not?
Me: Exactly, he always is! Anyways, Ash, you need to admit that Paul and Gary are awesome and way better than you.
Ash: I will say it even though it is not true. Paul and Gary are awesome and better than me.
Paul: I knew that anyways.
Drew and May come back.
May: Hey, what happened while we were gone?
Me: Eh, nothing much…Ash just went to college in less then one second and got freaking smart, had to say that Paul and Gary are better than him, and Harley got turned into a toad. Not that the reviewers asked for that though…. But we all saw it coming.
Drew: Right…
Harley: Croak Croak.
Me: Sorry Harley, I don't speak toad, does anybody here speak toad?
Ash: I do.
Brock: Well he just went to college, what do you expect?
Me: Here, let me just turn Harley back. GNFJBVJRBVJBERJ!
Dawn: I thought you were supposed to say bibbidi boppidi boo?
Me: Eh, but that spell was getting boring. And too perky. Anyways, Harley is human again! Unfortunately!
Harley: Hey Huns, did ya miss me?
Pikachu: Not in the slightest.
Drew: Mutters. Should've left him as a toad…
Me: Misty, just go dye your hair purple.
Misty: NOOOOO!!!! I mean, seriously, purple out of all colors? No offense, Paul.
Paul: Hn.
Me: Okay, I knew that this would happen, so Misty, you got two choices. Either dye your hair purple, or get kicked to the moon.
Misty: Looks at me in horror. All right, all right! Go dyes hair purple.
Me: Brock, you have another chance for love! Decide on one girl, no ties. Understood?
Brock: Um, I think, hey Dawn, will you go out with me?
Me: This is ikarishipping!!! You can't ask to go out with her! Faints even thinking of that idea.
Paul: Growls. And she's belongs to someone else.
Dawn: Confused. By who?
Pikachu: I'll give you one hint, his name starts with a p and ends with an l.
Me: Revived. In other words, Paul.
Dawn: I belong to nobody!
Me: Yes, you do, you belong to Paul.
Dawn: No I don't.
Me: Yes, you do.
Dawn: No I don't!
Me: Yes!
Dawn: No!
Me: Yes!
Dawn: No!
Me: No?
Dawn: YES! I mean, wait, you little….
Brock: I thought this was my dare.
May: I did too.
Drew: It is, May, what, do you have short-term memory?
May: NO!
Brock: I'll just be on my way now from these crazy people, and find my dream girl!
Me: You go do that! Tries to escape crazy Dawn.
Brock: Leaves.
Pikachu: Glum. I wish I could have left with Brock.
Harley: Don't worry, Pinchy, you have me!
Pikachu:……..
Ash: The TV's set up! Where's popcorn?
Misty: Hair currently purple. Got it right here!
Ash: Tries not to look at Misty's hair. Where's everyone else? And oooh, Teletubbies is coming on! Watches Teletubbies on TV.
Rudy: I'm here! Hi Misty!
Misty: Um, h-hi Rud-dy.
Ash: Looks up from TV and looks at Rudy. The red teletubbies are haunting me! What are you doing here?
Rudy: Just here to enjoy a film.
Pikachu: Walks in and stops shortly seeing Rudy. I don't think you were supposed be on this show.
Me: What the- beeeeeeeep- is Rudy doing here?Grr, you Orange Island guys are always hitting on Misty! Back off, she's Ash's! Pulls out chain saw.
Rudy: AHHHHHHH! Runs away.
Dawn: Huh, he looked like a teddy bear. Cute!
Me: Pulls chain saw towards her. What did you say!
Dawn: Nothing!
May: Are we not allowed to cuss any more?
Me: What makes you say that?
Harley: There was a beep outta nowhere huns.
Me: No, I'm just not allowed to cuss, which is not fair, but it says in the contract I have to be a role model for you guys.
Paul: Snorts. Yeah, right.
Ash: I think it's true, Paul, look at the contract on the wall. It has those things you call, um, what were they? Letters! Aren't they tiny? Oh no, they're hurting my eyes, AHHH! Falls on top of couch.
Paul: Grunts and rolls eyes.
May: Woo, movie night!
Drew: It's not even night, May.
May: Pouts. You just have to go and ruin my fun.
Me: Popcorn, check, TV, check, no gay purple head guys with cacturne costumes interrupting the good movie…looks over at Harley.
Me: Sighs glumly. Unchecked.
Pikachu: Hey, what's Lucy doing on the screen?
ON TV OR WITH BROCK
Brock: Oh where, oh where has my Lucy gone, oh where, oh where can she be?
Lucy: I'm right here, Brock. Sweatdrops.
Brock: Will you take me back? I actually do like you!
Lucy: Seriously?
Brock: Seriously.
Lucy: Well…All right….
Brock: YES!!!!!
Misty: Good thing this time he didn't say it was a dare.
Me: Spotlight on Pikachu and buenary please!
May: Why?
Me: Because Pikachu and Buenary have to dance!
Pikachu: We do?
Buenary: Huh?
Me: Song and special effects are going off in 3, 2, 1!
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world-
Me: Oops! Wrong song! I wonder who put that in there? Glances to a snickering Ash and Drew, and Paul.
Misty: Weirdos. Goes over to change song.
I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.(my dreams)
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why Without you it's hard to survive.
Dawn: Buenary, don't just stand there, dance!!!
Buenary: Yayness!
Dawn: Same goes for you Pikachu!
Pikachu: Fine.
Start dancing with each other.
'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat slow...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.
'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat slow...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.
Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry. (I cry)
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.
Girls: That… was awesome!!!!
Boys: …Yeah
Brock: I got myself a girlfriend!
Me: Who the heck put that Barbie song in my cd player!? Flame eyes.
Paul: Revolting.
Dawn: No it wasn't!
Harley: Polly, can you get in a cancan line pweez?
Paul: WHAT?
Drew: Snickers. He said you had to get in a cancan line.
Harley: You, too, Drewsy.
Drew: Why me?! Why must you people torture my handsome self so much?
Misty: Quit whining, it's only the fourth show!
May: It is? And Drew…You are so not cute.
Drew: I said, handsome, not cute, Einstein.
Me: This show is boring. I'm changing the channel. Where's the remote?
Pikachu: No!! Don't touch it, it's a decoy!
Me: Huh? How'd a remote decoy get here?
Harley: The monkeys placed it there, Huns!
Ash: What monkeys? And what's with the button on it?
Pikachu: Ohhhh, that. I wouldn't press that BIG, RED button-
Ash: Press.
Pikachu: -that says DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR PREPARE TO DIE on it?
Ash: Oops?
Misty: Ash, you dumbo! Chases him with hammer.
Paul: Monkeys and Santa Claus? What's next?
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM (footsteps)
Dawn: Is it just me, or is that a BIG, RED monster-
May: It's a monster.
Dawn: -that says DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR PREPARE TO DYE on it?
Drew: Snorts. Well, it apparently doesn't know how to spell "die".
Big, Red Monster that says DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR PREPARE TO DYE on it: *mysteriously and suspensefully takes out a bunch of white t-shirts from behind its back*
Me: NOOOO!!!! Not the shirts!!!
Big, Red Monster that says DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR PREPARE TO DYE on it: *mysteriously and suspensefully takes out buckets of ink from behind its back*
Me: NOOOO!!!! Not the buckets!!!
Big, Red Monster that says DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR PREPARE TO DYE on it: *mysteriously and suspensefully dunks the shirts in the ink behind its back*
Me: NOOOO!!!! Not the dunking!
Big, Red Monster that says DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR PREPARE TO DYE on it: *mysteriously and suspensefully takes out a chainsaw, gun, revolver, pistol, knife, sword, poison, and various other murder weapons from behind its back*
Me: Okay; now it's just getting boring, again. Hey dude, thanks for the tie-dye shirts! *Waves goodbye to Big, Red Monster that says DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR PREPARE TO DYE on it, which disappears in a flash*
Brock: You know, he left all his stuff here. Vaguely points to murder weapons and buckets.
Harley: *stares wide-eyed and bushy-tailed at the big hole the Big, Red Monster that says DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR PREPARE TO DYE on it made when he crashed in* Faints.
Misty: Whoa.
May: Whoa.
Drew: HARLEY FAINTED!
Pikachu: Really, where?
Harley: I'm all right!
Drew: Sulks.
Me: Did you see that?
Misty: Yeah, and that monster could've killed us all!
Me: Not that! He left a hole! A hole, darn it! And he was never scheduled to visit, along with Santa Claus and the monkeys…oh great, Paul, Drew, Pikachu, Brock, Ash, if you don't get your butts in a cancan line, I'm going to have to BEEP!Understood?
PDPBA: Okay! Scared and get in a cancan line, start swinging their legs and doing all those moves.
Dawn: Woo! You go Paul!
Misty: Um, maybe I should introduce the next reviewer since Sum's not looking so good. Glances to me choking on sandwich.
Pikachu: Maybe you should…
May: Wait, but isn't Furyfur asking if we could bring Gary on the show?
Me: Jumps up hearing this. Okay, we got 2 more contestants everyone!!! Welcome Gary and Leaf!
Pikachu: But it only said Gary.
Me: But what's Gary with out Leaf?
Ash: A leafless Gary?
Gary: I'm a what Gary?
Ash: Nothing!
Leaf: Hi everybody! Sunny smile.
Me: I like your attitude, Leaf, next!
That was funny so don't diss yourself
Me: thanks! It's nice to be appreciated! I don't get noticed for my true talent that often…. glares at Pokemon characters.
Dare and truth time!
Drew: I dare you to kiss May. On the lips and no excuses
May: After Drew kissed you did you enjoy it?
Brock: Give Pikachu a massage since you're a breeder and Pikachu is awesome
Paul: Why are you so dark and gloomy?
Dawn: Make Paul smile and be a tiny bit cheery. No one likes frowns.
Ash: Do you ever plan on going to the Orre region?
Misty: Do you love Ash as in the "I wanna kiss you way"?
Harley: Give us all one good reason why every character on this talkshow should bash you
Pikachu: I LOVE YOU! So how does it feel to be the real brains (It can't be Ash for obvious reasons) and muscle behind your team?
I likez brownies and update ASAP!
Pikana
Harley: Like OMG! Mayseys and Drewsy have to give each other kissies!
May and Drew: …
Me: Contestshipping forever!
Everybody except Drew: Huh?
Me: Never mind. We're getting some fluff! No excuses Drew, you gotta kiss May on the lips.
Drew: Rolls eyes. Yeah, I see that on the screen. No problem. Goes over and kisses May on lips for 5 seconds.
May: Redder than Misty's hair and touching her lips. Whoa.
Me: Something's wrong here, Drew would never give in that easily…. But, whoah, Drew kissed May!
Dawn: And it wasn't even the occasional peck!
Pikachu: Thinks to self. If only Ash was smart enough to do that to Misty.
Me: Enough drama, enough drama-
Gary: Dude, Drew, you just kissed a chick with a red bandana!
Me: I said, ENOUGH DRAMA! Am I supposed to scream myself hoarse?
Paul: That would be nice.
Me: Glares.
Leaf: Hey, May, how'd the kiss feel?
May: To tell you the truth, it was…just, wow! It was like nothing else!
Drew: Flicks hair. Really, May.
May: No, um, never mind!
Misty: Finally got the guts to do it.
Dawn: They make such a cute couple! May and Drew roll eyes.
Me: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU GUYS! Ugh, Brock, go give Pikachu that massage.
Brock: Fine.
Pikachu: Yay, I'm finally appreciated.
Misty: Why is Paul always dark and gloomy? Cause…. that's actually a good question! Why are you always dark and gloomy, Paul?
Paul: No comment.
Dawn: Come on, Paul, please?
Paul: I said NO COMMENT! I can be what ever I want to be.
Me: Ooh, ouch, what little secret is Paul keeping here?
Paul: I'm not going to tell you so stop asking me!
Dawn: Sorry, Paul, you're right; it's not any of our buisiness.
Me: Yes, it is!
Paul: Clenching fist and glaring.
Dawn: Anyway, can we start new? Friends? Extends arm.
Me: And maybe even more…?
Misty: You're the most horrible matchmaker ever! Let them have their moment! Drags me off.
Me: Oh, well, I have to focus on Gary and Leaf's relationship more, anyhoo.
Paul: What, you go off making friends with everyone?
Dawn: Frowns. I'm not friends with Kenny anymore because he told everybody I had a haircut like a chimchar.
Paul: Snorts and gives tiniest smile of the universe.
Leaf: Wow, touching. And Dawn didn't even know that was her next dare!
Gary: Snorts. Oh, yeah, touching all right.
Me: Right now I would yell out what the name of Leaf's and Gary's pairing…. but I forgot.
Everybody falls anime style.
Misty: Like I said, worst matchmaker ever.
Ash: But you aren't that good yourself, Mist, remember when those rivals, Tony and Emily, Nidorans fell in love?
Me: Oh, oh, I remember this one! And then Misty tries to get them together and says they're too mature to admit, but they really like each other, and then Tracey's says, yeah, just like you and Ash!
Misty and Ash: Look at each other slightly red. NEVER!
Tracey: Oh, yeah, I remember that trip, too!
Leaf: Why's Tracey here?
Tracey: Just going, bye!
Brock: That was weird…
Pikachu: Yeah….
Me: Ash, do you ever plan on going to the Orre region?
Ash: Brightens up. Totally.
Me: If you do, I think you should invite Misty along.
Gary: Geez, is she like this all the time?
Leaf: Hey! Don't diss the talk show producer!
Gary: Why? It's not like she can do anything about it-
Me: Oh, I could torture you for the rest of your life! A fate worse than death!
Paul: Oh, that wouldn't be too good, would it? Sarcastic.
Me: Nope, it wouldn't, and another good truth/dare! Misty, do you like Ash in that way?
Misty: What way?
May: It's on the screen.
Misty: Blushes after reading. That way?
Me: Irritated. Yes, that way!
Misty: Um, maybe…All right, yes! So, um, excuse me! Runs away to who knows where.
Ash: Thinking over what Misty said and is speechless.
Me: Interesting, very interesting. And hopefully she's gone to the bathroom.
Harley: Hola, amigos!
Leaf: Hi! Um, who are you? And why are you speaking Spanish?
Harley: I, honey, am the famous coordinator Harley. You do not know me?
Paul: Wish I didn't.
Me: Harley, you have to give a good reason why everybody on this show should bash you.
Harley: Who would want to do that?
Drew: Me.
Harley: But Drewykins!
Drew: Don't call me Drewykins! It's stupid.
May: And it's sort of weird.
Harley: Pouts. All right, well Mayseys would cause I cheated on her multiple times, Drewsykins would cause he loves me-
May: Why would Drew bash you if he loves you?
Harley: Mayseys! Don't interrupt me!
May: Fine, fine. Continue.
Harley: Polly would bash me cause he ain't me, Donny would cause she's jealous of my costume-
Dawn: Gasps. What do you mean? Your costume is- Stops shortly seeing Harley bring his cacturne out. Um, I mean, sorry.
Harley: You better be. Ashy-boy because-
Ash: Don't call me that!
Gary: Why not Ashy boy?
Ash: Because-
Misty: Comes back in. Because Ash told you to! Now shut up because… I want to know what Harley says for me!
Gary: Yeah, right.
Harley: Ashy boy will because he's jealous of my Pokemon-
Ash: What! My Pokemon are way better than yours.
Me: Sighs. We know that, Ash.
Ash: You do?
Harley: No, we don't, and Gorilla would bash me because I got a bigger fan club than his.
Leaf: Is Gary supposed to be Gorilla? That's mean! But funny…
Harley: Yes, Leafy.
Gary:…
Harley: Continues. Leafy would bash me because her boyfriend Gary would.
Leaf: What?! I wouldn't! And-slightly blushes- he's not my boyfriend!
Harley: Really? Pouts and turns to me. I thought Leafy and Gorilla were together!
Me: Not yet, but they will be! MWUUHAHAHAHA! Wow, I'm going to lose my voice by this rate…
Gary: Still speechless from last time and now is even more.
Leaf: Gary?
Gary: Breaks out of daze. Yeah?
Me: I just remembered the name of your guys pairing! Oldrivalshipping!
Leaf and Gary: Oldrivalshipping?!
Harley: AHEM! I don't think I'm done yet! Missy because she gots the hammer to start with, Pinchy because Ash's his trainer…and Brocky-Road cause…Ooooh, you're a hard one Brocky-Road!
Brock: Whispers hoarsely. My name is Brock.
Harley: I knows that, so, um…because he doesn't have my purple pretty hair! Yeppers! And Summy cause she can do anything she wants since it's her talk show.
Me: Nods head. That's right. Sooo…NEXT!
sniff= If you could get Gary in there, tell him I wuvs him and yes, I am in fact a fangirl. No, I won't hurt him. If he's not there, don't show this part. Oh, and if he is, his dare is to sing a duet with MWA. Any song. Thanks for showing my previous dares!
Me: He's here! Gary, Furyfur says she loves you!
Gary: …Okay…who's Furyfur?
Me: GASP! You don't know who she is?
Dawn: Wait a second, Furyfur? Oh yeah, she was up here before!
Paul: I would dare torture, but you get romance. Don't let Dawn hear his dare! Speak of meeting Dawn as a golden opportunity.
Dawn: Make Paul blush at least once. This will be hard, as he has no emotion.
Ash: Relive 'Ashley.' That means dress up like her.
May: Show everybody all the roses that you kept out of the ones Drew gave to you.
Drew: What do you think deep, down inside your heart if we start a conversation about May?
Harley: Say something or do something that actually makes sense.
Misty: Take care of a Pachirisu without killing yourself or your pokemon in the process.
Brock: Sing your song about Jenny and Joy to only one of them.
Summer: Thanks for the brownie! You rock! Who's your favorite character out of everybody here?
Byes! ~Furyfur
Leaf: So Furyfur's a fan girl of Gary's?
Me: Yeah. Watches her expression.
Leaf: Um, all right!
Me: Falls anime style.
Gary: Looks at review. I have to SING with her?
Furyfur: Slides in through roof. Yup.
Pikachu: Blinks. Where'd she come from?
May: I think through that hole I made up there when I was stuck on the roof.
Pikachu: Still blinking. COOL!
Me: Welcome Furyfur! Everybody say hi to our guest!
Everybody except Paul: Hi.
Furyfur: Sup. (I read the first few chapters of your talk show and its hilarious)
Me: A duet, hmm? Here let me find a song. AND IF ANYONE TOUCHES MY CD PLAYER THEY ARE TOAST! THAT MEANS ASH, DREW, AND PAUL! Rushes out to find duet song.
Ash: Whispers. You think she figured us out?
Drew: Sarcastically. No, Ash, she was just probably practicing her screaming skills.
Me: Comes back and hears Drew. Why would I do that?
Drew: Shakes head. Never mind.
Me: Um, OK…Furyfur, you and Gary are singing Summer Nights. Hands everyone lyrics.
Brock: Hey, why do all of us-
Me: Shhhh!
Gary: Summer lovin' had me a blast
Furyfur: Summer lovin' happened so fast
Gary: I met a girl crazy for me
Furyfur: Met a boy cute as can be
Both: Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights
Everyone in studio: Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
May: Tell me more, tell me more
Drew: Did you get very far?
Misty: Tell me more, tell me more
Ash: Like does he have a car?
Everyone in studio: Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Gary: She swam by me, she got a cramp
Furyfur: He ran by me, got my suit damp
Gary: I saved her life, she nearly drowned
Furyfur: He showed off, splashing around
Both: Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights
Everyone in studio: Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
All girls: Tell me more, tell me more
Dawn: Was it love at first sight?
All boys: Tell me more, tell me more
Paul: Goes emotionless and doesn't sing until I bring out chain saw. Did she put up a fight?
Everyone in studio: Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh
Gary: Took her bowling in the arcade
Furyfur: We went strolling, drank lemonade
Gary: We made out under the dock
Furyfur: We stayed out 'till ten o'clock
Both: Summer fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights
Everyone in studio: Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
All boys: Tell me more, tell me more
Harley: But you don't gotta brag
All girls: Tell me more, tell me more
Pikachu: Cos he sounds like a drag
Everyone in studio: shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH
Furyfur: He got friendly, holding my hand
Gary: While she got friendly down in the sand
Furyfur: He was sweet, just turned eighteen
Gary: Well she was good you know what I mean
Everyone in studio: Woah!
Both: Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those summer nights
Everybody: woo, woo, woo
All girls: Tell me more, tell me more
Leaf: How much dough did he spend?
All boys: Tell me more, tell me more
Brock: Could she get me a friend?
Furyfur: It turned colder - that's where it ends
Gary: So I told her we'd still be friends
Furyfur: Then we made our true love vow
Gary: Wonder what she's doing now
Both: Summer dreams ripped at the seams,
bu-ut oh, those su-ummer nights....
Everyone: Tell me more, tell me more!
Me: HA! That was SO fun! Wasn't it?
Everybody else glaring at me.
Me: What?
Misty: You didn't tell us we had to sing!
Me: Your point? It was the first duet song that popped up on Google that wasn't lame!
Drew: And this one wasn't?
Gary: Clutching sore throat.
Leaf: You okay?
Gary: Oh yeah, I'm just great, why'd I have to sing so much?
Me: Don't blame it on me, I just pick the songs! Now, c'mon Paul, to the secret room, and sorry everybody, no cameras allowed.
Everybody except Paul and me: WHAT? WHY?
Misty: There were cameras in there?
Ash: Yep!
Misty: Oh.
Me: Because the reviewer says so! At least, Dawn can't hear it.
Everyone else: Aww man.
Dawn: Why can't I hear it?
Me: No reason really, now COME ON PAUL! Tries to drag Paul out of studio.
Paul: Doesn't budge an inch.
Me: What are you? STONE? COME ON! Pushes Paul with all force.
Paul: Still hasn't moved with bored expression on his face. That's all you got?
Me: WHY YOU-
Misty: Here, let me try. Pounds on Paul with hammer.
Paul: Bump on head but isn't still moving.
Misty: Blinks. Wha? How is that possible?
Ash: Paul, how do you do that?! I could avoid Mist's hammers all the time!
Me: Mist?
Ash: Uh-huh.
Me: Interesting, really-
Misty: You really think this is the time?
Drew: Rolls eyes. She always thinks it is.
Me: Here, I'll make the prune head run for his life.
Harley: Oooh, how?
Me: Easy! Hey Paul, I'm turning towards penguinshipping!
Dawn: Penguin-what?
Paul: Fists are clenched. I HATE YOU FURYFUR!
May: At least you got something out of him.
Me: YOU SON OF A GUN, MOVE! Throws charizard on him.
Paul: Runs to secret room.
Me: AHA! Goes after him.
Dawn: I still don't see why I can't hear it…
In Secret Room
Me: I got you to move, I got you to move, I got you to-
Paul: Shut up.
Me: Fine. Speak of meeting Dawn as a golden opportunity.
Paul: She is a pesky, preppy, dumb, optimistic-
Me: IT SAYS AS A GOLDEN OPPUTUNITY!
Paul: Despite the fact she makes you feel better and is beautiful.
Me: And so?
Paul: Grunts. And so I am really-flinches-glad that I met her. Who wouldn't want to? Are you happy now?
Me: Yep! I got it on tape! Giggles.
Paul: What ever. Leaves.
Me: Hey, wait for me! Leaves also.
Me: We're back!
Pikachu: What happened?
Me: Evil smile. Quite a lot actually, but let's go on to our next dare!
Dawn: This will be hard! How am I going to make him do that?
Leaf: Hug him?
Dawn: Hey Paul!
Paul: What?
Dawn: Hugs him.
Paul: Bored to death expression. Yeah?
Dawn: Grr, what is it going to take to make you blush?
Ash: The world's going to end, the world's going to end!
Paul: Pathetic.
Ash: Icy creamy ice cream, good to eat! Paul wants some ice cream, good to eat!
Paul: No I don't.
Ash: Well I do! I'm going to eat ice cream! Skips off.
Misty: YOU JUST ATE 20 BOXES OF POPTARTS ASH! Runs after him.
May: Thinking. WAIT I KNOW! Whispers to Dawn.
Dawn: Eyes wide. But that's mean!
May: More whispering.
Me: Trying to listen in. I HATE SECRETS!
Harley: Me too honey!
Me: Still trying to hear.
Dawn: Hello, world! I have something to announce, I'm in love with Kenny!
…………………Earth stops revolving.
ME: WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Ash: I thought you loved me! In the Barney song it said you did!
Harley: But Donny! Cries.
Misty Pikachu Brock Drew: Eyes and mouth wide open.
Leaf: Um, I'm a newcomer so is that supposed to be bad?
Gary: Judging from their expressions, yeah. And Summer looks like she's going to murder someone. Points to me throwing, and thrashing, and screaming at Dawn.
Paul: Red from anger and embarrassment.
Kenny: Really? You love me too?
May: Staring around at everyone. YOU GUYS ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT? Rolls around laughing.
Me: Stops destroying universe. What?????? Was this some joke?
May: Uh-huh. Goes on giggling and jumping around.
Dawn: I only did it to make Paul blush and he is! My dare is done.
Kenny: Runs out of studio crying.
Dawn: Oh no, I told you that this was mean May! And how did Kenny even get here?
No response, then…….
Me: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS!!! Jumps around in happiness.
Harley: Yay, jelly pies!
Ash: Woo!
Paul: …Hn.
Gary: …Apparently we're supposed to be celebrating now. Glances to Leaf, but she's jumping on couch.
Gary: Great, I'm talking to myself again…
Drew: Again?
Me: Still jumping around in happiness. Ash, you have to relive ASH-E-LEEE!!!!
Ash: O-KAYYYY! Who's ASH-E-LEE?
Me: Stops jumping and slaps hand on forehead. She's YOU!
Ash: Blinks. Oh, um, then…
Me: Misty will help you.
Misty: Why me?
Me: Because this is pokeshipping and you were with him when he was Ashley.
Misty: Ugh, fine. Drags Ash out of studio into dressing room.
Me: While they're doing that, I'd just like to say if Dawn EVER pulls something like that again, I will seriously-
Dawn: Slips hand over my mouth. It's not polite to cuss.
Me: Glare. Get your hand of my mouth.
Dawn: Scared. Okay!
May: Do I have to show the roses? They're private.
Drew: So you do keep my roses?
May: Um, maybe…
Leaf: Oooh, can we see?
May: Brings out roses in vase from behind back.
Me: Blinks. Did she have those roses behind her back the whole time?
Dawn: That's sweet!
Paul: Gagging noises.
Me: Hey! At least he's hinting towards something with her!
Paul: What, you want me to start giving people roses, too?
Brock: Cracking up. That'd be funny!
Pikachu: Staring. I really don't understand humans these days, us pokemon seem so much saner.
Me: Oh crap, this is 31 FREAKIN PAGES!
Gary: Ha ha, sucks for you!
Me: Noo…. SUCKS FOR YOU! EVERYBODYS GETTING MORE TORURE NEXT CHAPTER!
Drew: Gary, you just HAD to open your mouth, didn't you? Bangs head onto table.
Me: Look, I'm in a hurry Drew, just tell us how'd you feel if you started a conversation with May DEEP DOWN!
Drew: I um-Pauses from banging head on table.
Me: NO TIME FOR I UMS!
Drew: Fine, um…
Me: Exploding.
Drew: That I'm talking to the girl of my dreams, okay?
Me: …that's…kind of corny! Starts to laugh.
Drew: Shrugs and goes back to banging.
May: I think it's actually sweet of him!
Me: Thinks for minutes. YEAH IT IS! Take that advanceshippers! HIYA!
Everybody else: Sweatdrop.
Ash (Ashley): Hi everyone!
Dawn: Oh, hello! Who are you?
Ash (Ashley): An alien here to take over the world!
Misty: Yeah, right, if you're an alien, I'm a bug type pokemon. Shivers.
Ash (Ashley): Hey madam, don't make fun of Teletubbies, they're cool!
Misty: I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF TELETUBBIES DIMWIT!
Harley: So you like them too huns?
Misty: Hides face with hands.
Me: Um, ya, I don't know when Misty is going to stop doing that, so Harley do something that ACTUALLY makes sense!
Paul: Sarcastically. Ooh, hard.
Harley: Yes, it is Polly. WHO WANTS TO DANCE THE MACRENA WITH ME?
Me: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Harley: Ooh, sorry Summy, um, drewsy gives mayseys rosies?
Me: Minus the seys and you got a deal!
Harley: Drew gives May roses.
Me: In shock.
Misty Dawn May Pikachu Brock: Eyes wide, mouth open.
Ash (Ashley): I like to eat roses. But I use my manners of course.
Paul: Same bored expression.
Gary: Still the newbie thing, I guess.
Leaf: Yup. But when is it going to be our turn?
Gary: DO NOT SAY THAT!
Me: It will be next talk show. It's Misty's turn. Take care of pachirisu.
Misty: Okay. Here you go, you want some pokeblock?
Pachirisu: Chews on pokeblock and spits out on Misty's face.
Misty: WHY YOU LITTLE! Tries to strangle pachirisu.
Me: You can't kill it Misty! And people call ME violent! Snorts.
Flashback
I was destroying the world because Dawn just had announced she was in love with Kenny. First came the world, and then I was going to have Kenny's head. And I wasn't joking.
Me: Well, maybe just an itsy-bitsy!
Everybody else: Back away as far as possible.
Misty: Crud, I can't hurt it? NOT FAIR!
Gary: Ha ha, sucks for-
Drew: DON'T SAY IT! Rubs head.
Me: Brock can sing?
Brock: Yes. Here's my song, and it is dedicated to Jenny and Joy, the greatest people in the world.
Me: Coughs.
Brock: -and Summer is also one of the greatest people in the world.
Me: Smile.
Brock:
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
Stay by her side so faithfully
I would if I could but it's just no good
Cause there's two perfect girls for me
Jenny, oh Jenny, Joy, oh Joy
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me
Officer Jenny, oh can't you see
You can lock me up and throw away the key
Oh Jenny, if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time
My uniformed beauty is simply the best
She's got my heart under house arrest
But before that cop makes me her boy
I'm head over heels
He's head over heels
I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy
Nurse Joy, won't you please
Cure me of this bad disease
Oh Joy, the diagnosis is bleak
When I see your face, my knees get weak
Well I'm burnin' up, I've got the fever
She's my perfect nurse and I'll never leave her
Her bedside manner has healed so many
So why am I in love?
Why's he so in love?
Why am I in love with Officer Jenny?
Aw Jenny!
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me
Oh, I've tried
Tried...
And I've tried
Tried...
And I've searched way deep inside
Deep inside...
From these two I won't choose, I can't stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose
This can't go on, enough is enough
I've gotta pick one, no matter how tough
It's time for eeny meeny miney mo
But wait a second!
Wait a second!
Wait a second!
C'mon and wait a second
What's her name? I've just gotta know
I've just gotta know!
Jenny, oh Jenny, Joy, oh Joy
Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's one...
No, two...
No, three, four, five, six, seven, so many
Perfect girls for me!
Gary: Was that supposed to be good?
Paul: Pathetic.
May: Weird, but sweet!
Dawn: Very…nice! Claps.
Harley: Go Brocky-Road!
Drew: Womanizer.
Me: My favorite character? I don't know…
Misty: UGH! Pachirisu got BACK HERE!
Pikachu: That pachirisu is pretty. Sorry, have a thing for pachirisus…
Dawn: PLAYER!
Me: EXCUSE ME! My dare is going on and I say my favorite character is
DUN DUN DUN
Ash (Ashley): Ma'm, I think I hear chickens.
Drew: Yeah, you think…
Me: At the moment, Pikachu, Dawn, May, Gary, Leaf, or Drew!
Paul: Just pick one.
Me: Ignores him. Did anyone notice I didn't put Paul?
Harley: I did!
Me: Good for you Harley! You get a dog biscuit, go fetch! Throws dog biscuit where Harley eats it.
May: Blinking. Did Harley just eat a dog biscuit?
Me: Shaking head. Sadly so.
Leaf: This was fun for my first talk show!
Whew, done! Sorry for my poor-attempted humor, this is all my cousin's Chrissy's fault. *Glares at Chrissy* For not being specific whether this was funny or not. Oh, and she's the one that gave me the idea for the Big, red Leaf and Gary have joined, and… Review!