Oh well….

(I know that's spelt right!)

The gang was hanging out in Kiki's house. Punchy was spinning around on a swivel chair, Stitches was asleep, Kiki was walking around randomly while drinking mint tea and Fergus (ME) had just finished drawing a moustache on Stitches in felt-tip pen.

Everyone was bored because George Bush had just assassinated Curly, the member of the gang who made all the games up.

Punchy: Who writes this…

Sorry, I mean Curly had just moved out.

Punchy: I was going to say rubbish….

No you weren't.

Fergus: Mwa haha ha…. ha. I have finally finished drawing a moustache on Stitches! God, that was harder than I thought it would be.

Then Stitches woke up.

Stitches: Blimey I'm hot. I'll just cool myself down with this wet cloth….

Fergus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stitches: Why are you saying, ahem, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fergus: Because you wiped off the moustache I drew on you!

Stitches: Why did you draw a moustache on me?

Fergus: I don't know.

Kiki: Look, could you guys just SHUT UP! I'm trying to be unhappy here!

Fergus and Stitches: Sorry.

Kiki: I can't believe Curly's gone! Why? WHY?

Stitches: Because he wanted to see other places?

Kiki could only sigh and sit down on her kiddie carpet. Then suddenly the top half of the swivel chair broke off and Punchy went flying and hit into Kiki and landed on top of her on the ranch sofa. She swore under her breath and gave Punchy an angry glance.

Suddenly a little girl called Rosie ran along and waved in a random way.

Octorok: Chedda cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Sorry.

Punchy: Well that was random.

Fergus: Not random enough!

Stitches (pointing at Kiki and Punchy): OMG you look like you're…

Kiki: We don't want to know, Stitches.

Stitches: Lying on top of each other!

Kiki sighed a very deep sigh.

I hope you enjoyed it! Sorry if you were offended by the intro the rest will be better! I know this fan fic is random and not that funny, but bear with me! It will get better and the story will start to unroll. Oh, and tis is my first fan fic, so you know.