Doing nothing
(I used spell check this time!)
Stitches was crammed up in his room, which was a mixture of kiddie and playroom style. There where empty bottles of alcohol all over the floor, because Stitches had invited Chow over to watch a film on his new wide screen T.V. Unfortunately Chow had taken it a bit to far with the booze and almost given Stitches a severe injury. Stitches was now on his computer on a site called "Rowan stuff." He was watching a Rowan and Rolf cartoon.
Rowan: Want mango now!
Rolf: Mmmmmmm…. mango.
Rowan: Mango. Mango. Mango. Mango. Mango. Mango. Mango. Mango………..
Mango. (looks around) MANGO!
Rolf goes flying.
Rolf: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Rowan: When come back, bring mango!
A Rowan stuuuuuuuff, PRODUCTION!
Stitches: God, I wish I could meet Rowan, the guy who makes these cartoons.
Phone: Holy "beep" you've got a "beep" phone call!
Stitches answers the phone call, which is from a person with a deep, cruel, voice.
Stitches: I love that ring tone.
Voice: Give me all your bells or I do what I did to your neighbouring town, Midas, to your town, Azalea!
Stitches: Err, no! I don't want to!
Voice: Then I must use, THE MUSHROOMS! Mwa ha ha ha!
Stitches put down the phone and went back to his computer.
Meanwhile Mathilda the black kangaroo was approaching some flippin' great walrus.
Wendell: Su-so h-hungry. Haven't-eaten-in-f-five-m-minutes!
Punchy suddenly ran along.
Punchy: That must be a BIG problem!
Wendell: Stop it.
Mathilda: Oh, look! I think a huge lump of lard is trying to talk to me!
Punchy: FAT chance of that, Mathilda!
Wendell: Stop it! OH NO! I might lose weight! Boo hoo!
Punchy: That would be HUGELY bad!
Wendell: STOP IT!
Snake crawled across the ground to Mathilda.
Snake: I'm so sneaky……
Mathilda: What are you doing!
Snake: Who! What! You mean me! Naw, I'm not here. Well, at least, you can't see me, because I'm far too sneaky for you!
Mathilda: But…
Snake: You can see me? No! Shut up! What you see is an optical illusion, because I'm a SNEAKY rabbit!
By now snake was looming over Mathilda on tiptoes.
Mathilda: I can see you fine.
Snake: Arrgh, the pain! THE PAIN!
Snake then ran away screaming.
Mathida: Well that was interesting.
Wendell: Please feed me!
Mathilda: No, and shut up.
Wendell: Awwww…
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This is my longest part yet! Yaaaaaaaay!