Rowan

(The force tells me that is spelt right)

Fergus got out of his pineapple bed (which looked like a pineapple) and went outside.

It was lovely day, and the pigeons were flying around. And then one did a poo on Fergus's explorer's hat.

Fergus: If I had an AK-47…

Pate and Chow were having a conversation, so Fergus joined in.

Fergus: Excuse me, does either you have an AK-47 I could borrow for a minute?

Pate: Sorry, no. And I'm afraid you can't borrow my grenade launcher either.

Chow: I have one; here you go. (gives him the AK-47) So, what do you need it for anyw…

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! Several dead pigeons fall down.

Brewster: My family!

Chow: Oh, right.

Fergus then went on towards Stitches' house, and then saw there was a new house.

Fergus: How did that get there?

Octorok: Black magic.

Fergus: Ok…… Before I go in do you have anything else to say?

Octorok: Yes, chedda cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Sorry.

Fergus: Thank you.

So he opened the door and stepped into the house, not noticing the mysterious figure, dressed in black, crouching over the chimney.

Inside there was a bamboo wall and a bamboo floor and a bamboo AK-47 and a bamboo everything, and loads of boxes. Walking about was a tiger who was not, by the way, made of bamboo.

Fergus: Hello tiger who is not made of bamboo!

Tiger who is not made of bamboo: Hi! My name's Rowan! Meeting new people gets me SUPER PUMPED!

Fergus: Nice to meet you, tiger who is not made of bamboo!

Tiger who is not m….. Sorry. I mean Rowan: Just call me Rowan, please.

Suddenly a ninja jumped down the chimney. He was shorter than Fergus and dressed entirely in black. He even had a black cloth wrapped around his face! (Don't ask me how he sees) He wore a red cape and a sombrero, and he carried a rapier in one hand. Rowan and Fergus both automatically recognised him as the famous Spanish Ninja.

Spanish Ninja: I'm going to assassinate you both!

Fergus: Why?

Spanish Ninja: Because I feel like it!

Then Spanish Ninja charged at Fergus, but Rowan jumped in the way, punched him in the face, picked up the rapier, and chucked it out the window and into the river.

Spanish Ninja: Pah! That is nothing!

Rowan: I don't care. Now EAT CHEDDA!

Rowan but-slammed Spanish Ninja who dodged and jumped up in the air. Rowan also jumped up in air, but then Rosie fell down the chimney and waved. While she was waving, they were frozen in mid-air in a cheesy Matrix way. Then she ran out of the house and they continued to fight. Eventually Rowan punched Spanish Ninja in the balls and he backed off.

Spanish Ninja: Arrgh! You win this time! But you you haven't seen the last of SPANISH NINJA!

And with that he jumped back out of the chimney.

Fergus: WOW!

Rowan: I enjoy Martial Arts in my spare time.

Fergus: Be at Kiki's house tomorrow morning!

Rowan: Ok!

Do you like Rowan? When will Spanish Ninja next attack? Who was the person with the deep, cruel voice? Will I ever get some more reviews? Why is Rosie so annoying? Find out by keeping faith in this Fan. fic and continuing to check up on. I think I update this more than most people would, so that's one thing I do well.