What the hell?

(Using psychic powers I deduct that this is, indeed, spelt correctly)

Fergus got out of his pineapple bed, and Rosie waved at him and he went flying into the wall. Then Rosie ran away. Outside, Pate was standing about two meters away from him, with a crazy look in her eyes.

Fergus: Hi.

Pate: You….a….badger.

Fergus: Did you eat some really bad cheese?

Pate: Evil badger….

Fergus: What sort of cheese was it?

Octorok: Chedda cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenotwensleydaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

Fergus: Of course.

Pate: Me….make…..badger…….evil badger…….into...FUR COAT!

Pate chucked an axe at Fergus, which only just missed. Fergus knew he couldn't outrun Pate, so he climbed up on the roof of his house. Pate jumped up.

Fergus: This cheese's sell-by date was about 1200 B.C, wasn't it?

Pate: Bye-bye badger!

Fergus rolled of the roof, which hurt a lot.

Fergus: Ow. Well that was stupid.

Pate had him corned, so she lifted her axe and…. Kiki whacked her on the head with a spade.

Kiki: Come with me, and quick! She won't be unconscious for long!

Meanwhile, Mathilda was approaching an ugly old salamander.

Mathilda: I'm here to learn how to express my emotions.

Dr. Shrunk: Haw haw! Listen to this! Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a Land Rover Discovery 3 hit him! Haw haw!

Mathilda:…

: Knock-knock!

Mathilda: Err, who's there?

: ME! Haw haw!

Mathilda: Shut up please.

: What did Punchy say to Stitches? Got any snacks on you? Haw haw!

Mathilda: Last chance!

: How…… ow…….OW…….OW…….OWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!

Mathilda punched in the arm, face, stomach, and balls, then chucked him up a tree.

Mathilda: Wow, you really DID help me to express my emotions, thanks!

What will happen? You'll find out. I reply to all reviews, so please give me them! Thanks to greengravy and, once again, LimePokaDot! I appreciate it!

I totally just updated this chapter I 2 years after I wrote it rather than writing a new one. Ziiiiiiiiiiing!