Mad town

(I bet you money that it's spelt right)

The gang were all in Kiki's house. The door was locked. Everyone was thinking up a plan.

Fergus: I say we use AK-47s!

Kiki: No.

Punchy: Let's ask the Pie Fairy for help!

Kiki: No.

Rowan: This is like a flippin' horror movie!

Kiki: No, It isn't.

Stitches: Let's go on the computer at my place and see if this has happened before. If so, we can get information on Wikipedia!

Kiki: For once, yes.

Octorok: NOOOOOOOOO! You have disobeyed the power of the cheddar in not including it in your plan! You will all be cursed!

Rowan: No we won't.

Octorok: Aaaaaaaww!

Kiki: Let's go!

Just then, Pate dug up from the floor.

Pate: MUST…..KILL…..BADGER……CHIPMUNK…….GOOSE………BEAVER…….DEER…..DIE!

Everyone: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaThen Octorok's "a" key broke so he had to use # instead !

Then everyone r#n tow#rds Stitches' house.

Stitches then tried desper#tely to turn the computer on, but he couldn't.

Kiki: Try moving the flippin' mouse!

Rowan: Try kicking it!

Octorok: Try e#ting some chedda! I fixed my "a" key! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Punchy: Try switching to Esure if you have four or more years no claims, so you don't have to pay for other people's mistakes.

Rowan: I've got seven!

Fergus: How old is this computer, it's, like, an Apple Mac for god's sake!

Kiki: Hey! Apple made the I-pod!

Fergus: Why not just buy an MP-3 player!

Kiki: The I-pod is newer!

Fergus: So!

Kiki: I-pod!

Fergus: MP-3 player!

Kiki: Game Boy!

Fergus: DS!

Kiki: Disney!

Fergus: Dreamworks!

Kiki: Honey!

Fergus: Jam!

Kiki: Wensleydale!

Fergus: You're obviously wrong, it's….

Octorok: Chedda cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

Fergus: Exactly.

Pate: DIE!

Pate had broken in through the door. Well, duh! She wasn't exactly going to come through the chimney when the door's wide open. That's what Rosie does.

Stitches: I see, it was unplugged!

Fergus: Bit late now!

Punchy: But not to late to switch to Esure!

Stitches: You'll have to buy me some time!

Fergus: Damn!

Everyone (except Stitches) ran to Nookingtons and climbed on top.

Pate: DIE!

Then Punchy saw Pate creeping up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find. 'Cause Fergus stole it and he shot and he missed, and Rowan deflected it with his fist. And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault, while Pate the blue duck tried to pole-vault, on to Punchy the cat, but they collided in the air and they both got hit by a Kiki stare….

Meanwhile….

Stitches: Done! Now, I'm sure there's time for some Turkish coffee….

Meanwhile, again….

Tom Nook: I wonder why there are people fighting on my department store…

Then suddenly something hit Rowan in the head, he turned round, and saw…

Spanish Ninja: We meet again!

This time Spanish Ninja was clutching a silver boomerang thing, which he had obviously just chucked at Rowan.

Rowan: Son of #$& what are you doing here!

Spanish Ninja: Trying to kill you with my ninja-boomerang!

Rowan: Why?

Spanish Ninja: Because you punched me in the balls!

Rowan and Spanish Ninja both back-flipped onto the electricity pylons nearby, which were switched off because…

Octorok: They didn't like chedda!

Rowan jumped over Spanish Ninja, who just hit Rowan in the face with his ninja-boomerang. Then Spanish Ninja tripped him up, and almost knocked him of the cables.

Spanish Ninja: Now is when I knock you off!

A mystery voice: No, you won't knock him off.

Spanish Ninja: Why?

Mystery voice: 'Cause I'm SNEAKY!

Suddenly Snake leapt out of nowhere and kicked Spanish Ninja of the edge. Also, being sneaky, he had a ninja-boomerang to, and he chucked it at Spanish Ninja's balls.

Spanish Ninja: Ow me balls!

And with that he ran off.

Kiki, Punchy and Fergus had beaten Pate and locked her in her house, so they went back to Stitches house.

Kiki: What are the results?

Stitches: My friends, we need to switch to Esure, and then two of us need to go to Midas!

Sorry this one took so long! My excuse is that it was pretty long, I had loads of things to do, and I'm not getting enough reviews! So be nice like LimePokaDot and greengravy and give me some please!