The locals
(competition in progress)
Stitches had seen a group of people talking, probably locals. They seemed to speak the same language, they didn't wear face paints and they had some clothes on, so they were nothing like the sort of 'locals' Stitches would see on the discovery channel. There was a rabbit, a cat, a duck and a human boy.
Bill: So, what are we going to do today?
Pippy: Let's gossip!
Bill: Ok, you fancy George!
Pippy: Awww! Why couldn't you think up something imaginative?
George: God this is awkward…
Bob: Let's eat jam!
Stitches: Hmm, I think that you might be…
Bob: Or switch to Esure!
Stitches: I think you're definitely related to Punchy!
Bob: Punchy he's my cousin!
Stitches: Wow, so you're like, the Mario Bros.?
Bob: Errr, no, especially not with Alfonso around.
George: Oh, I know! I'll take off my shirt and start dancing!
Bill: I suppose I get to see your muscles….
Bob: Hell no!
Stitches: Oh my god, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
Pippy: Hunky George! YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaIcan'tbearsedmakingthisreallylongsoaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Meanwhile…
Kiki went into a house where a dog was walking around.
Butch: What do you want at this time in the morning?
Kiki: It's 5 p.m.
Butch: Err, well, shut up!
There was a dusty old chest at the back of the room. It was locked.
Kiki: What's that?
Butch: Err, well… Shut up and get out!
Kiki: Awwwwwwww!
The competition is on! Come on! Give me reviews! Maybe I'm being a bit too ambitious but I think I've done everything in my power to get you to give reviews!