Old friends

(Please do not attempt to draw on people like Stitches. Learn the consequences at your own peril)

Kiki groaned. The kids had been singing all night. Soon they would have to run out of Christmas carols.

Kids: It's Christmas! Yay! Yay! A time to eat some hay! Hay! St. Nick has done many good things, 'cause he's the founder of the nickel and Nickelodeon! But the best is- Christmas! Y-

Kiki: SHUT UP!!!

Kids: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Scary popcorn lady!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Someone knocked at the door.

Kiki: Come in!

It was Aurora.

Aurora: Excuse me, could you and Stitches take these biscuits to my next-door neighbour?

Kiki: Why can't you do it if it's just next-door?

Aurora: Oh, because I can't be arsed.

Kiki: And it's 3 in the morning!

Aurora: No, it's not. George wanted to cheat and get his fruit more quickly, so he put the DS clock ahead five hours.

Kiki: Oh for f-

Aurora: DON'T TEACH MY KIDS THAT LANGUAGE!!! What's Stitches doing?

Kiki: Oh, sleeping.

Aurora: How do you know?

Kiki: He's always sleeping. Once Godzilla attacked Azalea and he just slept through it. And he was supposed to be in charge of missiles!

Aurora: Well, you can do it then?

Kiki: Ok….

So Kiki and Stitches set off to next-door. Well, actually Kiki dragged Stitches to next-door, but that's details. It was a long and perilous journey. They walked without stopping for almost fifteen seconds! And then, Kiki opened the door and…

Kiki: OMG! It's…

Stitches: Walking bacon!

Kiki: No, it's CURLY!!!

Curly: Oh, it's you guys! Hi!

Kiki: OMG!!! OMG!!!

Curly: Kiki, you sound ill.

Stitches: Making the great journey between your house and Aurora's dose that to people. I mean, it's almost a metre!

Curly: So, what brings you to Midas?

Kiki: We are here because…

I'm going to skip the long, boring conversation about stuff you already know that follows. Then suddenly an octopus burst in.

Octavian: Err, ok. Even though I don't, like, live in Midas, one of Octorok's fans has requested that I be in this Fan. Fic, so, like, I'm in! And, like, Octorok gave me, like, a script and everything, so, like, it says, like, "Chedda cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!," but…

Kiki: Well, say it!

Octavian: But, "chedda," like, shouldn't it have, like, an "r" at the end?

Stitches: No no no! You've got it all wrong! It's "chedda," not "cheddar!" There's a difference!

Kiki: Ok…. Anyway, Curly, what should we do?

Curly: Well, why don't you ask Opal? She knows almost everything about what's going on in this town.

Kiki: Ok!

Stitches: Pancakes!

Meanwhile, back in Azalea, Fergus, Chow, Punchy and Rowan were making a dance music video.

Chow: Ok, one, two, thre- Hey, Punchy, where did you get those Belgian waffles?

Punchy: Oh, these? They just randomly fell out of the sky.

Chow: Ok….

Meanwhile, Mathilda was approaching a strange purple tent. She pushed away the satin curtains and went in.

Katrina: Hooooooooooooocota! I just escaped from the loony bin!

Bugs Bunny: What's up doc?

Katrina: No, the loony bin, not the loony tunes.

Daffy Duck: Awwwwwwwwwwwww….

Mathilda: Can you tell my fortune, for free, please?

Katrina: No, you a pay stupid amount, or I will put a GYPSY CURSE on you!!!

Mathilda: How?

Katrina: Ask her!

She was pointing at Harriet, who had no hair, was being eaten by scorpions, Had mushrooms growing all over her, was being attacked by mad pikmin with rabies, had an elastic neck, had to slowly eat her own shit forever and had to listen to the Crazy Frog forever.

Crazy Frog: A Ding-ding ding-ding ding-daaa!

Harriet: Help me, somebody, HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Then a red pikmin cut her head off and she died.

Mathilda: …… How much?

Katrina: 100000,00000,000 bells!

Mathilda: Awwwwwwwww…. Could I have one bell off? Please?

Katrina: Oh, all right!

Mathilda: And another one? Just one?

Katrina: Dammit all right!

Two hours later….

Katrina: Ok, but that's the last flippin' one!

Mathilda: Ok, here's your grand total of 0.000000001 bells!

Katrina: Ah…

Mathilda: Never mind what came next! Anyway… My fortune?

Katrina: Let's see…. On your card it says…. "You will become a porn-star!"

Mathilda: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Katrina: Oh, sorry! Wrong card! That was… MY CARD!?! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

And then she took synide and died.

Mathilda: That was fun.

Finally, a new chapter! Thank you prince bowser6 and Becky Creighton for reviews! Keep on giving them! And keep on reading! The thing in brakets under the title idea was Becky Creighton's, as was having Octavian in this chapter. So you see, if you send me ideas, I tend to use them. So dreams do come true!