Mint tea

(This title has almost nothing to do with the chapter but it sounds kinda catchy)

Stitches and Kiki were off to see the Wizard.

Stitches: The wonderful Wizard of Oz!

Ahem, no, actually they were off to see Opal.

Stitches: The wonderful Opal of Oz!

Kiki: SHUT UP!!! I've already had to listen momma f-

Stitches: No.

Kiki: Kids singing Christmas carols, ALL MORNING!!! And I'm sure the song about Crash Bandicoot eating a Christmas pudding isn't a proper Christmas carol…

Stitches: Crash once ate a Christmas pudding- a pudding- simple like pudding! Crash once-

Kiki: SHUT UP!!! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Lalalalaalalalalalaallalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Stitches: Ok! And what was the point in saying Lalalala etc.

Kiki: Oh, it's just random.

Octorok: Chedda cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

Kiki: Like that.

Opal: Are you going to come in?

Kiki: Err; have we been standing on your doormat for the past fifteen minutes?

Opal: Yep.

Kiki: Ok, we'll come in.

Opal: Speak quietly, I already have a guest, and their ears are a bit sensitive.

Stitches: A long eared bat!

Opal: No you stupid twat! Hopper!

She pointed to a chubby penguin with bloodshot eyes, who was sitting on a stool. Her room was relaxing, relaxing music (Forest life), mahogany furniture, a comfy sofa and a small fountain.

Stitches: Look, that statue's urinating!

Opal: Actually, that's a fountain. And that's water, not urine.

Kiki: This is lovely!

Opal: Yeah, it scored highly on "Property ladder." And the HRA liked it.

Stitches: Hopper looks stupid!

Hopper: Shut it you fat hussy!

Opal: Yeah, about that, you're here to find out what's happened to Pate from Azalea, right? Oh, and have some mint tea.

Kiki: Thanks. And yes, that is what we're here for.

Stitches: WHAT? I thought we were here for free jaffa cakes!

Opal: Well, the same thing happened to Hopper here. He's not crazy anymore, but he's got a bad health condition. The same will happen to Pate if you don't get her the antidote soon. Pate has been drugged; with a thing we call magic mushrooms. The healing mushrooms will be with the bad ones.

Suddenly Stitches had a cheesy flashback.

Then I must use, THE MUSHROOMS!!!! Mwa ha ha ha!!!

Stitches: The mushrooms…. Magic mushrooms… OH GOD NO!

Kiki: What is it?

Stitches: There are no jaffa cakes!

Kiki: Err…

Stitches: No! Wait! That's not it!

Opal: Then what is it!

Stitches: This is all my fault!

Kiki: Stitches, what do you have to say for yourself?

Stitches: Nothing.

Kiki: Ah.

Suddenly the door flew open, and standing there was….

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

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