T-t-t-teddy-OH, what a HOE-Trials n stuff-stuffy cheesy cat-pigeon (Fort Canine Part Deux)
(He he, that there is some retarded shizzle…… FA-HIZZLE!)
Last time on We've got our own problems:
Lenny the letter was viciously murdered, Cheese mouse left Sellotape frog and Michael Jackson raped some kids.
And now, part 2 of FORT CANINE!
George: …Funglemoose!
Pippy: Save me George you belligerent asshole!
Octorok: What does belligerent mean? Oh, and chedda cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese! I totally just "sneaked" that in.
George: No, you stupid bitch!
Pippy: B-but…. Does this mean you don't love me?
George: Yes!
Pippy: WHY!?! WHY?!?
George: Because you are a rabbit from a Nintendo DS game and the thought of having any sort of relationship with you is really, really wrong.
Pippy: ……
Kiki: …..
George: …..
Bob: ……
George: And you're flat.
Pippy: ……..oh.
Kiki: ……
Bill: We really don't have this time for this awkward bullcrap.
Pippy: Yeah, especially since a giant zombie hand has just grabbed me….. aaaaaaah, and stuff.
Bob: Ah ha! So it's a zombie hand!
Zombie hand: No! I'm totally a Dr. Pepper salesman!
Kiki: …….
Zombie Hand: See! I'm a Dr. Pepper salesman with a fancy moustache, and a briefcase, and a body, and a cat, and friends….. ha ha….. ha ha ha….. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……I'm crying deep down inside.
Kiki: …….
George: ……..
Bil: ……..
Bob: ……
Kiki: …………………………That is so not funny.
Pippy: Could someone get this thing off me, it's giving me Alzheimer's disease.
Zombie hand: Damn it! I should have listened to Billy!
Billy: Yeah, you should have Timothy, you douche bag.
Zombie hand: My name is not Timothy, it's Frederick Pepper! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HEEEE-HA HA HA HAAAAAAA! HAAAA! HA HA HA HA! H-Ha…….WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! I sell 7up too!
Then suddenly a bullet whistled through the air like a silver fish made of raspberry yoghurt and struck the hand in the back. Then it screeched and fell down on the ground.
Billy: Freddy, NO!
Billy ran over to the dieing hand.
Zombie hand: B-b….billy? Billy?!? Are you there?
Billy: Don't worry; I've got you buddy.
Zombie hand: B-b-billy…. I have been very foolish.
Billy: Don't you say that!
Zombie hand: No….I have. Dr. Pepper sucks. Tell them I quit and that I going to work for Coca Cola….and that I have changed my name to Kenny Kola…….ha…..ha ha…..
Then the hand keeled over and died.
Billy: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!
Kyle: YOU BASTARDS!
Billy: I am leaving now.
And so he did.
Kiki: ………………….. what the hell was that?
Bill: Just…………….don't.
Pippy: Yaay I'm saved!
Stitches: Yaaaaay! My first line in this chapter! It's like being born all over again, except I already know what the sunshine feels like on my skin.
Kiki: Come on, let's go.
George: Wait, who shot the hand?
Voice: It was I… Agent Teddy.
Then an orangish-brown coloured teddy bear walked out of the shadows (where all the mysterious people come from). He was wearing a pale yellow shirt with a shamrock on it, and had a gun in his hand.
Teddy: I kick ass sucka.
Bill: Wait, you're a spy?
Teddy: Yes, sucka.
Bill: And you're a Teddy bear?
Teddy: Yes, sucka.
Bill sniggered slightly, then burst out laughing.
Bill: So wait, are you with the Sylvania Families sector of the CIA?
Teddy: No, I'm with the Littlest Pet Shop bunch actually, sucka.
Bill: WHAT?!? AH HA HA HA HA!
Bill tried to suppress the laughter, and Teddy gave him a passing glance before addressing the group.
Teddy: Now, suckas, I have been sent to this town to investigate the origin of-
Bill: Wait, wait! So, do you fire big hearts full of LUV out of that gun? HA HA HA!
Teddy: My gun dishes out pain, not love.
Bill: HE HA HA HA HA!
Then Bill fell over and started rolling around on the floor in a fit of laughter, urinating everywhere.
Teddy: Fool, are you taking the piss?
Bill: N-no, of course not, Agent 00givemeahug! HAHa!
Teddy: That's it, SPANKY TIME!
Teddy picked Bill up and started wildly spanking his ass.
Bill: He he! Ok, stop it now Lurve bear.
Teddy: Ok, now I gonna pop a cap in yo ass, sucka!
Bill: Wait, what?!?
Then Teddy drew his gun shoved the front down Bill's ass and pulled the trigger.
Bill: ARRGH!!!
Stitches: Seriously, ow. Where's my talking jaffa cake pen gone?
Teddy carelessly tossed Bill's tensed body aside.
Teddy: Anyway, as I was saying, I have been sent to this town to investigate the origin of a "magic mushroom" problem in my town.
Kiki: Oh, same here.
Teddy: I thought so, which is why I saved yo foolish asses, sucka. You have entered "The Three Deadly Trials." That zombie hand-
Bob: I think he was a Dr. Pepper salesman-
Teddy: DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING, SUCKA!!! Anyway, that Dr. Pepper salesman-
Stitches: He's actually a Coca Cola salesman now-
Teddy: I DON'T CARE, SUCKA! That…thing was the first deadly trial.
Kiki: Ok, so let's move on to the next.
Everyone followed Teddy through a looming, dark gateway, which led into a room with a giant pit of acid.
Teddy: Now, suckas-
George: Could you maybe not call us "suckas" constantly?
Teddy: Sorry, I have a severe case of tourettes syndrome.
George: Oh.
Teddy: So, suckas… I have no idea what to do now, suckas bzzk! Oh no! Its getting worse!
Kiki: What is?
Teddy: My tourettes, suckas bzzk pudideedee oats! OH NO AGAIN, suckas bzzk pudideedee oats!
Stitches: suckas bzzk pudideedee oats indeed!
Bill: Um, guys. My ass has been leaving a trail of assblood since that Teddy guy shot it.
Teddy: Shut UP, suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami!
Stitches: Suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami indeed!
Suddenly Teddy started coughing up blood and his head started turning into a toucan.
Teddy: Oh no, my tourettes syndrome has developed into Toucanheaditis, suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami! I'm running out of time, suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass!
Stitches: Whatever he just said indeed!
George: We've gotta get this guy to a doctor before his head becomes a toucan and flies away!
Teddy: No….. Keep going…find the healing mushrooms….. then take me to a doctor, suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O!
Bill: Tourettes does not develop into "toucanitis." This is retarded.
Teddy: Shut up and find a way through this trial, suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN!
Kiki: Oh no! He's started repeating! That's a symptom of deep toucanitis!
Bill: Oh come on!
George: How do we get across THE ACID!!!
Suddenly Punchy appeared.
Punchy: I think I can help!
Kiki: Goddamn it Punchy you're supposed to be in Azalea!
Punchy: But Chow got me here, using his new skillz in the Japanese art of Wasacarrie, or teleporting.
Suddenly Chow appeared.
Chow: I am a master of the art of WASACARRIE! AJEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kiki: Erm…. Ok… Do you know any bridge-building magic stuff.
Punchy: Yes, I do. I am a Heliotrope belt in the Belgian art of wafflebridge.
Kiki: Then do your stuff!
Punchy: WAFFLESANDBRIDGES!
Then suddenly a huge bridge made of waffles appeared across the pit of acid. Then Fergus appeared.
Fergus: Hey guys.
Bob: We need to get this guy some marmalade, QUICK!
Teddy: Yeah, let's get across this bridge, fast, suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH!
Kiki: Yeah, you guys go back to Azalea!
Punchy and Chow: Ok….
Then they both disappeared.
Fergus: But what about my skill, the Portuguese art of mostretardedartever?
Kiki: What is it?
Fergus: The ability to create magic, Portuguese, Justin Timberlake monkeys.
Kiki: WTF?!?
Fergus: Yeah, I got the crappy one.
Kiki: Look, just go away right now, we don't have time for this!
Fergus: Hmm, curse you with Justin Timberlake monkeys mutter mutter…
Then Fergus disappeared and a Portuguese Justin Timberlake monkey appeared instead.
JT monkey: Hey y'all! I'm Justin Timberlake! I'm cool! And now, I'm Portuguese, which makes me even cooler! Plus, I'm a monkey, which means I can now literally throw shit at half decent artists!
Stitches: Dear God.
Teddy: HELP…. ME, suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH!
George: Holy crap! His head has wings and the Toucan's distinctive yellow, hooked beak now!
Kiki: Come on; help me carry him across the waffle bridge!
JT monkey: Can I take the credit for helping? Yay me! Sexy-sexy-sexy-girl! I love using the same words for every song!
Kiki: Shut up!
JT monkey: But I'm just jamming in the background, you know, like sexy-sexy-sexy baby-girl! 'Cause I'm awesome! Yeah! And I'm Portuguese!
Then Stitches shoved the Justin Timberlake monkey into the acid where it burned with a slow sizzling sound.
Bob: Good call.
Stitches: Yeah.
Kiki and George carried Teddy into the next room and the rest of the group followed.
Teddy: Th-the last trial is the worst of all, suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded!
Bob: God save us, God save us all.
For before them stood a giant Microsoft Windows computer, and a sign saying that to get through to the top of the fort they had to log on and connect to the internet, without the computer downloading millions of viruses, malfunctioning, losing all it's memory or everyone killing themselves out of pure frustration.
Kiki: It's… Impossible,
George: No… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stitches: I'll do it.
Kiki: No Stitches, you can't! It's suicide! By which I mean it's really, really crap and annoying!
Stitches: No, I must. Besides, the pie fairy and mozzarella prince await me in heaven.
Octorok: Mozzarella my ass!
Stitches: Tell my solero ice-lolly I love her.
Kiki:.. Stitches, I've never got round to telling you this, but you ate that ice lolly ages ago.
Stitches: … Then I've got nothing left to lose.
Stitches cautiously approached the computer and put in his password. Then he tried to log in. But the computer said that the password was incorrect.
Stitches: Damn it, I know what my password is you retarded piece of shit!
Bob: You can do it Stitches!
It took seven more shots before the computer accepted the password. Stitches logged on. He clicked on Internet explorer.
Stitches: I don't know whether I want it to use a wireless router and lose connection due to random router crashes or for it to use dial up connection and have to wait two hours for it to load!
That website could not be found message popped up.
Stitches: Grr… So frustrating…. must… kill… self….
Kiki: Don't do it!
Stitches: Must… smash… pile of crap!
Stitches threw a brick into the screen, which shattered into thousands of pieces. Suddenly a man in a suit with brown hair and glasses leapt out from the broken screen.
Bob: Is that Bill Gates?
Bill Gates: Yes IT IS! Who do you think you are smashing my Microsoft computer with a brick, asshole?!?
Stitches: Your computer sucks.
Bill Gates: How dare you? I am very special you know.
Bill: I can see that.
The Gates put on a fake pope hat and ripped all his clothes off.
Bill Gates: Look, I'm Bill Gates, and I'm the pope! BLAGA BLAGA BLOOOOO!
Teddy: Vision…. Fading… suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded.
Kiki: Ok, Mr. Gates?
Bill Gates: Yes, mother lagoon?
Kiki: Can we go?
Bill Gates: No! Why I'm tempted to get EA games to come and give you a telling off! In fact I think I will! EA! Get over here.
Suddenly a giant EA games logo burst through the wall.
EA: You animals have been very naughty, and as I "Challenge Everything," I'm going to challenge you to a D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
Bill: This as reached a whole new level of bad plot devices.
Teddy: EA… Is gay…. suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded…..
EA: Right, that's it. I'm going to have to release a new Sims game.
Kiki: What?
EA: OH! "MySims Party-kart-plant growing competition 2000andtree" not good enough for you, huh? Well I guess I'm going to have to change into my super badass form, EA SPORTS!
Bill Gates: All right! Potatoes!
The EA logo flipped round in the air and slammed back onto the ground, only now, it and "Sports" written under it in red.
EA SPORTS: It's in the game!
Bill Gates: Ludo is a game! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Kiki: Ok, we're just gonna go now.
EA SPORTS: That's fine, it's time for me and Bill Gates to have Fifa Super Sexy Time 2009. Even better than Fifa Super Sexy Time 2008!
Then Will Wright popped out of a hatch at the top of the EA logo.
Bill Gates: I wanna suck your willy, Willy.
Will Wright: I'm telling my Sim to have woohoo with you, baby.
George: Ok let's get the hell out of here.
Everyone dashed out of the room, except for Teddy, who used his head's toucan wings to fly out. They reached a short stone staircase, which led to the top of the fort. The wind chilled the group as the climbed the stairs. At the top stood Butch. He was wearing a snowy shirt, and in his hands he clutched a locked chest.
Butch: I've been expecting you.
Bob: Wow, you're a really unfunny character, saying predictable crap like that. Not a single mention of jam!
Kiki: Ok, just hand of the chest, and we won't have to get Bill to squirt assblood on you.
Butch: Ewwwww! Ok, here you go.
Butch handed the chest to Kiki.
Kiki: Thanks! Wait a second…
Butch: Yeah, it's a fake. I don't have the real one with the antidote mushrooms.
Then Bush grabbed onto a toucan.
Bush: See you suckers!
Bob: See! It's predictable crap like that!
Bush flew away into the distance.
Kiki: NO! You are not getting away- damn it! Stupid getaway toucan! Wait, toucan? Oh no…
Kiki: looked around and, sure enough, where Teddy's head had once been was just a Health and Safety sign about the dangers of toucanitis.
Kiki: No…
Stitches: Never again will he say suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retardedsuckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded suckas bzzk pudideedee oats de bloogie oh oh hip to the javabean dong-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka- SHIT COCK galagosalami pecan pie ah ah ha oh WillyBumFace dear sally the squirrel a pacifier is up my ass OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS TURNING INTO A TOUCAN I'M GOING TO DIE Sophomore slump or comeback of the year chicken O WOT WOT PWN PWN if I had a pie I would not give it to you 'cause you are a chick pea yay obama should do better than captain cowboy Bush SAGE MINT OAK B-B-B-BIRCH don't forget to take a towel kool aid OH TIMMY OH tonga-tonga it's alright, though it's really shite Oh-OH De daw DAAA Black sheep is retarded.
George: I will avenge you Teddy! I WILL AVENGE YOU DEATH!!!
This chapter is dedicated to the loving memory of Teddy Bear, who tragically died of toucanitis in 2009.
I'd like to say that I was high when I wrote that. I wasn't. Review it anyway!