The night went by quickly. Dee ended up staying – all thanks to Nudge, with her big bambi eyes – and it turned out, Dee actually did have a flaw. She snored like an angry chainsaw!! It was so annoying, listening to it all night long. I actually had to move farther away just to get some sleep. I still didn't trust Dee; I could feel she wasn't entirely all happy-goody-two-shoes. Maybe she was an evil twin. Hey, it could happen!
"Rise and shine, guys! It's a new day, and I bet you're hungry!!" I called, shaking Gazzy and Nudge to get them up. Iggy was already up, standing with Angel, who was smiling. I wonder what was going on in that evil mind of hers…
Anyway, Dee was the last one awake. She stood up groggily, saying, "Jalapeño? Where's the popsicle?" Iggy stifled a laugh, turning away, and I saw Angel smile angelically. Had she…? No, no.
Everyone decided on McDonalds' for breakfast, even though it was already eleven. We set off, by foot, to the nearest one. Once there, I went up to the cashier, saying, "Hi. I'd like three double cheeseburgers, two large fries, one fish fillet thing, two diet cokes, and, um, how 'bout nine chocolate chip cookies?"
She smiled. "Feeding a crowd?" She asked.
"You could say that."
"Ok. Your total is-"
"Wait, I'm not done yet. They still have to order too. " I pointed behind me where the Flock and Dee were waiting. Angel smiled, and Nudge waved.
"Oh! Well, okay then, let's hear their orders too."
Gazzy stepped up to the counter. "I'll take eight hamburgers, five apple pies, one McFlurry, and an extra-large coke. Wait, and two large fries. Thanks!"
"I'll have the same as him," Iggy said, "only make that five cherry pies, and another large fry."
"Uh, okay, so that's…" The lady said as she punched in their orders quickly.
"Hi! I'd like four Caesar salads, each with a different kind of saucey-stuff, um, six pies, three apple, three cherry, three medium cokes, and a chicken sandwich." Nudge said quickly.
"And I'll have two large fries, four sugar cookies, one chicken salad, and one chicken nugget Happy Meal," Angel said.
Then Fang came up, saying, "I'll take two #10's, three large fries, two Big-Macs, and four large cokes." Dee appeared behind him and ordered the same as Fang.
"Uh, um, okay! Your total is, um, let's see…" The cashier looked awfully confused. "Er, one-hundred thirteen dollars and twenty-three cents." She looked at me.
I handed her my credit card, and she swiped it. "Thank-you," I said sweetly.
"I'm stuffed," Iggy moaned.
"Me too," said Gazzy. I think I need to go to the bathroom…"
I heard a noise coming from Gazzy's side of the table. "No. Gazzy. You did not. Oh no. Quick escape! Save yourself!" Iggy cried, running out the door. The rest of the Flock followed faithfully. Dee was still sitting inside, looking confused.
"Any second now…" Gazzy whispered to me. Dee started to get up, and then it hit her. She nearly doubled over, gasping for fresh air. She ran outside, panting, and said, "Ok. Now I know why everyone left!"
