"I'm FAT!" a five month pregnant Sakura said as she stood topless in front of the mirror in her bedroom's attached bathroom.

"Sakura you're pregnant it would be bad if you weren't...you should know that you're a doctor." Gaara chuckled as he got out of the shower putting a towel around his waist after using it to dry off, then continued to brush his teeth and get ready for work.

"Oh shut up, but see this my bra sits on my stomach SITS!" She said pointing at her boobs causing Gaara to laugh.

"First of all if you tell me to look at you're chest I'm going to get distracted by your boobs. And if you don't stop complaining about your BEAUTIFUL, stomach I'm gonna start calling you hormonal then you'll be mad at me and won't talk to me until I make you." Gaara said giving her a wide grin which showed his freshly brushed teeth.

"First off let's agree to stop caps locking words, (*author chuckles*) and second off as if you could make me talk." She smirked standing there in a pair of pajama shorts and a bra, hands on her hips. Gaara sauntered over to his wife,(they just signed a marriage license, seeing as he was Kazekage, but didn't make a whole to-do about it. More like whole I-do...lol) and placed a hand on each of her hips.

"I'm a ninja I'm trained to make people talk if I have to." He stated putting his face very closed to hers.

"More like you torture them too, and I know you won't torture me so it's settled....." but she was cut off.

"Fine I bet if you try not to talk to me for even five minutes I'll be able to force it outta you.

Starting now." He said then left the bathroom to get dressed her following to change into something to go take Maiko to school then go to work. She just took of her pajama bottoms when Gaara snapped her panties.

"GAARA, WHAT THE HELL!!" She screeched turning towards him.(so much for no more caps locks...)

"Got you to talk to me didn't it." He chuckled. Sakura stared blankly at him then laughed she couldn't help it he was just so damn cute sometimes, of course she'd never tell him that he'd deny being 'cute' when it was obvious that sometimes he was just adorable.

"Fine maybe I can't resist talking to you but you know you like it." Sakura giggled as she slipped on a dress because it accommodated her growing stomach and was cool in the hot Suna air.

"True," he stated kissing her on the lips and taking her hand "now we better go see if Mai is up and ready for school yet, we took a little longer to get ready than usual."

"You're such a good parent." Sakura said putting a hand to his cheek and smiling fondly.

"Yeah well I've got good help." he returned her smile before guiding her downstairs where Mai was eating cereal.

"Sorry I didn't get up and make you something sweetie." Sakura said patting the girls head.

"It's alright Mommy, I like cereal." She giggled as she hopped off the stool placed her dirty dishes in the sink then got her school things. "I'm ready to go. Are you guys both taking me today?" she asked

"Sure why not." Gaara smiled fondly "You can wear my Kazekage hat how 'bout that." he laughed as the young girl yelled "YAY!!" Each parent took one of her hands as they walked down the street with her in a huge ugly Kage hat.

"Woah look Mai's wearing her daddy's hat." A kid yelled as they got to the academy.

"Cool." Another yelled as they waved at the girl who could barely see them through the huge thing.

"Daddy you gotta put your hat on now." Mai said as she took off the hat then held out her hand pointing a finger to the ground telling her father to stoop down so she could reach him. Gaara did as he was directed and got his nasty hat placed on his head.

"Love you daddy." Mai said giving him a hug and a kiss on the cheek then telling her mom the same hugging her leg.

"The great Kazekage bows for a little girl so hilarious, not to mention cute." Sakura couldn't help but saying as they walked towards they're respected work place.

"Shut up fatty." and with that all Sakura heard was a chuckle before he disappeared yet again in a swirl of sand.

SASUHINA

"Sasuke we should play a game." Hinata suggested as they sat on opposite ends of the couch with there feet meeting in the middle. Sasuke paused from tracing patterns on her calve and looked up at her raising an eyebrow.

"Such as." He asked.

"Truth or dare." Hinata laughed at his eye roll.

"Dare." He muttered.

"I dare you to take my bra off with one hand." The Hyuuga smirked.

"Oh so it's that kind of game." Sasuke chuckled.

"No I just wanna see if you can do it." Hinata laughed.

"Hina how fond of this bra are you." he asked with a smirk.

"Not very I have two others just like it wh...." Hinata gasped, before she could finish her sentence, Sasuke had taken out a Kunai twirled it around his finger once then made four cuts one on each strap the front and the back of the bra all without damaging the shirt she was wearing.

Hinata stared wide eyed as the remnants of her bra fell to the floor, then she laughed falling forward her face landing in Sasuke's chest as she continued to shake because of giggles. Sasuke leaned back so he was pretty much laying down except for being propped up by the armrest, with Hinata on top of him.

"Truth or dare."he asked running his hands through Hinata's hair.

"Dare." she replied simply as she started to move off of Sasuke.

"I dare you to stay where you are." He smiled.

"Fine by me, your turn."

"Truth."

"Is it true that you watched me sleep, when you can't?" Hinata asked smiling knowing his response.

"Hinata if you are trying to compare me to Edward fucking Cullen again I'm gonna go electrocute myself." He growled with an eye roll. (A/N: Okay please note I loved Naruto way before Twilight and I love it(Naruto) WAY more than it I just thought it would be funny cuz chicks worship Sasuke and chicks also worship Edward....yeah and I can see Sasu being pissed by being compared to him ^_^)

"Sasuke I was just kidding because I knew it would piss you off. Now want to know my secret." Hinata asked.

"Hn." Sasuke answered.

"You are so much hotter than some book character and as an added bonus you don't suck blood and you can sleep which is good because even though I love you, you are grouchy when you're angry. And I can't help but love you because you are one of the best things that has ever happened to me....."She was cut off by Sasuke giving her a quick kiss before hugging her even closer to his body.

"I love you too Hina, and you are the best thing that's ever happened to me, just don't bring up the dreaded E.C. guy again and we'll be cool." He chuckled at her pouting. "And if anyone if like him it'd be Gaara cuz he has dark circles around his eyes and can't sleep, well I guess he can now but you get my point." He smirked knowing Gaara would hate being compared to the dreaded Cullen's even more than he did.

A/N: So sorry I haven't updated in forEVER but my life has been stupid lately I don't know how many of you are aware that I have bad health but I do, don't worry though I don't like to discontinue stories because if I did I'd be a hypocrite cuz I HATE when people do that. Anyway I promise next chapter will have some ShikaTema as soon and I figure out what to do with that....I have no plan I just write until I feel the story has run it's course. Anyway I'll try not to take so long for the next update but I can't promise anything with this damn body of mine. Oh and sorry for the Twilight reference but I think it's funny how a lot of people are all obsessed and comparing their boyfriends to a fictional character. ^_^