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Chapter 4: Gothic Fairy Training
And so, Aurore was taken into the fairy's care. She grew into a beautiful gothic fairy. She was pretty but hid behind her long black hair which had streaks of red in it. The fairies decided that Aurore was too pretty of name for a Gothic fairy, so Night she became. They crafted her a wand of the ash tree and dubbed it as hers. Now the training could begin.
Night learned many useful skills as a Gothic Fairy such as:
How to make a tissue out of a flower
How to dye clothes in gothic colors
How to lose 154 lbs in just 3 weeks (no she was not fat)
How to fake documents
How to do Jedi mind tricks
How to talk slang
How to create bling-bling
How to use a wand
How to do magic without a wand
How to stay young forever
How to appreciate the thorns on a rose
How to burn their summer hut (even though it wasn't intentional)
How to fly an aircraft carrier (but this was before planes)
How to change cow from white with black spot to black with white spots
How to build a computer (this was before computers but after technology)
How to write out mind tricks to confuse people like this list here
How to be a 10 piece one person band
How to dance sevillana
How to beg properly
When to use gasoline instead of poppy vodka in a mechanical broomstick
Be extremely flexible
Create pork out of a tapestry
How to animate pictures
How to talk with eagles
How to be immune to poisons, even alcohol (at first this just ended up with her being drunk
Ý) How to confuse people with symbols like the one on the left that you probably didn't notice (because at first you were hypnotized.
She learned many more useful skills but we won't mention them all, because that would be a VERY long list. (This was the abbreviated one.)
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