Disclamer: I own none of these characters, toads or worms. Nor do I own the mirrors.
Enjoy! I had to re-read my first one to edit my new stuff. I forgot how funny it was.
Another interesting day at the Opera Populaire. Carlotta received this horrible note which was obviously from the fop. It had his seal on it. Plus it was horribly misspelled. The Phantom's notes are always well written. Plus it had all this glittery lip-gloss all over it. UGH! Some horribly smelling perfume. I think he stole some of Carlotta's but don't tell her I said that. Apparently that little Senorita Christine went missing. Carlotta told me that she heard that she ran off with some man. I have to agree with Carlotta. It couldn't have been Raoul, as he would never be described as a man. Or she went frog hunting. Last time, it took Carlotta three days to get rid of all the frogs that she left in her underwear. Anyway, enough of the frogs. Apparently, Christine was supposed to have dinner with the fop but I guess she realized what a weirdo he was. I think she should try hooking up with the Phantom. He at least has brains. She can cook. The cookies were good but I think I may have way too many of them as I had trouble staying out of the bathroom afterwards. Carlotta was a good sport and cleaned up after me. Anyway, back to the present. The letter said that Carlotta was threw and Christine was gonna take her place. (Have you noticed that despite being born in France and raised here, he sounds American? Christine too? Odd!) I know Carlotta's voice isn't the way it used to be but she's got a lot more power to it than that little Christine has. I went with Carlotta to get our stuff. Just as we suspected, Christine put toads everywhere. The buffoons never left us alone for one moment. They kept drooling over Carlotta. How sad it is to see that kind of desperation. Carlotta finally agreed and we are going to perform tonight. Apparently, the fop had been in Carlotta's closet. The dresses were stretched out and stunk of Ode De Toilet. I noticed he had gotten some of his lip-gloss on a few of them. Carlotta told me about seeing Christine talking to mirrors. That girl needs to find some better hobbies. Carlotta made the managers drink out of her shoe. They would have done anything. I wonder if I could have gotten them to drink out of mine?
Crazy things happened again. The Phantom struck again. I wish Christine would take a liking to him. He's manlier and probably will distract her from that horrid hobby of reptiles. I have seen her with worms once. You would never believe what she did with them. Strange sense of humor. Anyway, back to the performance. Someone did something to Carlotta's spray and she ended up croaking like a frog. I had a hard time not laughing. I wouldn't want Carlotta to know that. She thinks it was Christine. It could have been. She does some strange practical jokes. I found a bunch of worms covered in tomato sauce once in the dining hall. (No that wasn't the thing I seen her do with the worms. Those ended up as a wig on poor M. Reyer's head.) They had to stop the show so Christine could take over. I ended up comforting poor Carlotta. They had the ballet moved up but that was disturbed by the drunken Buquet almost hanging himself. At first, he tried blaming the "ghost" but everyone knew. What an idiot! That killed the night.
Ciao!