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Chapter 3
The tension intensified. Edward was seething over the letters. Bella pointed out that she would not be in prison if weren't for him. One day during visitation, things got especially heated.
"But Bella, you just would NOT leave my nipples alone! After that sweater they were already-"
"THE SWEATER! That's what caused this whole thing..." Bella said.
They all turned to glare at Alice...
Alice replies "WELL...I did not foresee this when picking out your embodiment of fricking camel toe wardrobe EDWARD!!!"
But before Edward has a chance to defend his liking for all things tight and tan Jacob jumps in behind the visiting table with a smirk on his face.
"Bella, ya know Alice doesn't buy MY clothes..." Jacob winks knowingly at Bella while rubbing his own nipples...
Bella begins to drool slightly but quickly recovers when she hears Edward and Alice growling.
Will Bella become a slave to the nipple? Will Edward and Alice kill Jacob? Will Jacob phase in front civilians in order to protect himself? Has Edward recovered from his nipple rash? Stay tuned to find out…