Disclamer: I do not own any of the characters, WW or Richard Simmons. I also don't own the brownies or a gum-chewing, dress wearing fop.
It's been pretty quiet around here lately. Christine brought me more brownies. After eating them, the colors were popping out all over. I think she is a great cook. She shouldn't waste her time on the fop. My brownies disappeared today.
He was wearing lipstick the other night, not gloss. I think he also had eye shadow on. What a fop! She should go for the Phantom. It was the Masquerade tonight and it was going really well. The fop can't seem to dress himself. He had on a jacket and only part of it was on him, the other side was hanging off the back. Doesn't he have a valet? Carlotta has been giving Christine lots of dirty looks. Apparently, she has been leaving snakes and other slimy creatures all over her dressing room. Carlotta found a toad in her underwear before she finished dressing. The Phantom popped up and started barking orders. He had written an opera and gave the female lead to reptile fetish girl. That didn't make Carlotta happy. He told Carlotta that she needed to learn to act. I almost busted up right there but I had to pull myself together and make myself seem like a man and not a fop. Also so I could get a good look at Carlotta's cleavage. He then told me that I should join Weight Watchers or get on a Richard Simmons program. That made me go red with anger. But he is definitely a man if he has the nerve to say stuff like that to someone's face. Anyway, he went on to tell off the managers and then proceeded to pull gum out of Christine's cleavage. He then told her to keep away from the gum-chewing fop if she didn't want to wake up in a bubble. I could see some in her hair too. How can she stand that fop? They are engaged. UGH! Next thing I know the fop is running down the stairs buckling his pants. I hope he washed his hands. (YUCK!) Probably not as he was just buckling up on the stairs. He rushed up the stairs as the Phantom disappeared through the floor. Then the idiot tripped over his own two feet and fell in after him. Madam Giry had to let him out. We then found him in Carlotta's dresses again. His hair looked funny. I think he got a free hair cut from the Phantom. (I really like him, even if he did make fun of my weight.) Carlotta screamed at him and he rushed out. I don't think he got the note about wearing a corset. It looks like we are going to have a lot of fun soon. I wonder what happened up on the roof with the fop and Christine after the Ill Muto fiasco. Oh well. Ciao for now.