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Chapter 4
Edward reacts quickly. Unfortunately when he tries to reverse the effect of Bella's attraction to the nipple rubbing, Edward begins to rub his own nipples only to see little spots of red on his tan shirt from the awful chafing and begins to weep his un-tears quietly.
Just as things seem to have reached the boiling point, Emmett breaks the tension.
"Damn yo, Edward, none of this would have happened if you'd listened to me. You can't go crying every time your nipples get chafed. Do you have any idea how many times I would have had to have Rose locked up if I did that? You gotta learn to roll with the bondage-"
Rosalie punches Emmett to shut him up, then says, "Seriously Edward, and by the way...please lighten up with the khaki overload..."
Edward fights back tears. First the nipple chafing, then losing Bella, then Bella falling for Jacob, and NOW even his family is clowning him….Edward can only handle so much…
Will Edward Cullen be able to man up and win back the love of his existence? Has Bella developed a nipple fetish? What all kind of kinky sh-t are Rose and Emmett into? Jacob must figure out a way to keep the Cullens out of the prison, but how? Will it be too late?
Find out, next time on Twilight: Special Victims Unit (Nipple Department)