I am sorry. This has been way overdue. Hopefully, people will like this.
Day 4
Well, apparently there was a lot of excitement. First, early in the morning, that flakey Christine decided to go visit her father's grave. WHO goes to a graveyard at 6am?!! I swear, that girl is nuts. That fop then bounded after her, blubbering something about how she is in danger. They come back at about 6:45 and the fop is bleeding! Neither one will say what happened. My guess is the moron fell off his horse onto a sharp stick. Then there is a lot of crazy talk about using the airhead (girl, not Count) to catch the Ghost. I think the only one that is dangerous is the fop. I found him in one of Carlotta's dresses putting on sparkly lip gloss. UGH! And Christine actually finds him attractive?! How is it that he is a French Viscount but doesn't have a French accent?! It's the same with Christine. Anyway, some crazy scheme was hatched. I don't remember too much of the night, as that crazy Viscount jumped on top of me and hit me with his cane. Last thing I remember is the Ghost had knocked him off of me. Carlotta later told me that the Ghost replaced me and the fop was swinging from the chandelier. I guess he weighed too much for it because apparently it came crashing down. Someone told me that the fop was screaming, "I am the fop of The Opera!" Last I heard that crazy girl ran off with the fop. But what does it matter, Carlotta finally agreed to marry me and retire. We are going back to Italy where there are no crazy lip-gloss loving fops.
