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Chapter 5

Edward is feeling very sensitive and self conscious - sore nipples, losing the love of his life, and now being picked on by Emmett - it is just too much for him to handle.

Just as Edward is sniffling and fighting off the tears of rejection, Jasper speaks up.

"Wait a second...Alice, you gave Edward that sweater, but you didn't SEE this happening?"

"Of course not!" Alice says.

"There's only one person here that would cause a blank spot in your visions..." Jasper says.

They all turn to look at Jacob who is doing the evil mastermind cackle.

"Muahahahahaha." Jacob rolled his hands together, throwing his head back laughing.

"Where did you find that sweater, Alice?" Edward asks.

"It was mixed in with my other things when I got home from the store... I figured it was a mistake, that clerk mixed it in by mistake... And I thought Edward might like it." Alice answered sheepishly, and then added, "I mean, it does match his khaki!"

"That sweater finding its way into our lives was no mistake, Alice... it was planted there...BY JACOB!" Jasper explains.

Everyone gasps. Jacob continues his evil cackle...

"Muahahahaha... "

Edward is feeling very sensitive and self conscious - sore nipples, losing the love of his life, and now being picked on by Emmett - it is just too much for him to handle.

Just as Edward is sniffling and fighting off the tears of rejection, Jasper speaks up.

"Wait a second...Alice, you gave Edward that sweater, but you didn't SEE this happening?"

"Of course not!" Alice says.

"There's only one person here that would cause a blank spot in your visions..." Jasper says.

They all turn to look at Jacob who is doing the evil mastermind cackle.

"Muahahahahaha." Jacob rolled his hands together, throwing his head back laughing.

"Where did you find that sweater, Alice?" Edward asks.

"It was mixed in with my other things when I got home from the store... I figured it was a mistake, that clerk mixed it in by mistake... And I thought Edward might like it." Alice answered sheepishly, and then added, "I mean, it does match his khaki!"

"That sweater finding its way into our lives was no mistake, Alice... it was planted there...BY JACOB!" Jasper explains.

Everyone gasps. Jacob continues his evil cackle...

"Muahahahaha... "