We do not own Twilight
Chapter 7
Finally, the next day arrived. Bella would get to see her precious Edward. But can he still love her after molesting his itchy nipples? Will he ever be able to forgive her not only for his nipple shame but also putting him on "What Not to Wear" for all their khaki and red rubber boots?
Bella was getting impatient. He was a vampire for fcks sake! Meanwhile she could still hear
Mike weeping in the cell next to her.
"Don't leave Bella. Pwease" Oh my god, did Mike just say pwease??
"Isabella Swan!" Finally! Edward was there!
The guard sat Bella in a cold chair (colder than Edward's icy nipple skin) and across the glass was her beloved Edward.
"Oh my god!" Bella exclaims as she saw Edward in red pants and a black leather button up.
"I know..Alice tried to get me as far away from khaki and chafy shirts as much as possible.
This way my nipples will never come between us again." Edward explained.
All of a sudden Jacob burst into the room where Edward is being held! Hair net and all!
"Damn the liessss!" Jacob shouted.
"Jacob, WTF are you talking about?! Let Edward go!" Bella screamed
"You need to hear the story first, Bella!" said Jacob.