*Sits on the sofa with a bag of letters* Ugh…okay, sorry you guys. We haven't been able to respond quickly enough because Pein sent us all out on missions…you know, assassinations and things as such. Alright, first order of business! This one is from Lady Kurai!

Sakura jashin:I'm Back

Pein Don't you dare cell me SAKURA if you are to called me by my name it's Sakura Jashin or Kurai is fine ! Okay ?

Deidara You do haha girl-man

So Tobi do you take your mask off sometime ?

That all sorry *poof away*

Pein: But…that was the black haired chick…not me…

Kumori: Uh…yeah…sorry! *Sweatdrop*

Deidara: …I will…blow…you…UP! *Starts making bombs and memorizing the address on the envelope*

Tobi: *Shakes head* I don't want to…

Kisame: NEXT LETTER~! It's from Mistress Akasha!

okay this is for all of the members: if you had to b in a threesome with one other member and a hott chick who would it be? sorry i hav always wondered pus kaka-kun is a bad influence on my innocence
kakashi: hahaha wat innoncence?? she strip searched me the first date!
me: so u hide my keys and refued to give them bak!
kakashi: that did not call for almost giving me a handjob in the middle of the street!
me: please i know u liked it cuz u wouldnt leave until i gave u one
kakashi: shut up! *blushes*
me: *whispers to kumori-chan* he stood in my kitchen for three days i did it jus to get him out cuz he scared the shit out o me when i walked in the next morning in a towel

Everyone (Deidara): … (Sasori, un…) *Stares at Deidara* ..! (…! What?!)

Kumori: *Stares at the letter* …um…um… *Gulp* Itachi and Sasori?

Itachi: …ON TO THE NEXT LETTER. This one is from Pots And Pans

I has a letter * throws to Hidan's face*

Have you notice that not only did you insult other people around you, you also insult you own freakin' god, Jashin-whoever?

Hidan: …I WOULD NEVER INSULT JASHIN-SAMA! YOU F***ING LITTLE B***!! I SHOULD JUST SLIT YOUR F***ING THROAT AND BURY YOU IN A F***ING ANTHILL YOU LITTLE D*** SUCKER!

Kami: … (O.O) … *Drags Hidan into her room*

Kumori: Ah…haha…well then…next…letter…from XxHell's HoundxX.

This is for all the boys there! Boxers or briefs?

Konan: Does anyone there sleep commando? (Do not lie we all know at least one silver haired priest with violet eyes does)

Everyone except for Tobi: Boxers.

Tobi: Speedos! *Everyone stares at him, and then inches away*

Konan: Well, Pein-sama doesn't like to wear undies when he sleeps, and yes, as far as I know Hidan does go commando. And then…we have Deidara…who pretty much wears a tho—

Deidara: *Blushing* SHUT UP!

Kumori: Ahehehe! Okay! That's all for now…um…thanks for writing in and see you next time!