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Chapter 8
"I saw Mike Newton dressing like Edward for such a long period of time, and I knew that he loved you Bella. My animal side got a hold of me, and I was jealous. Green with envy. GREEN BELLA, GREEN!" Jacob paused, for dramatic effect (obviously)
"How does this end up withtKHAKI BEING BANNED?!" Bella hissed
"Don't shout at me, Bella, or things could get messy" Jacob threatened, slowly moving his hands to Edward's nipples,
"Bet you didn't know that leather chafes, as well, did you Bella?" Bella was silent, "DID YOU?" Jacob boomed.
"LEAVE HER ALONE, DOG! I'll get Stacy and Clinton to ban HULKWEAR, too, mongrel" Edward spoke up for the first time.
Jacob, red with anger, roared and began rubbing Edward's t-shirt.
"NO! Don't do this to him, Jacob!" Bella sobbed.
She couldn't believe that Alice had
done it again. She had bought Edward ANOTHER shirt which would
severely hurt his nipples. This was wrong. Sick, and wrong.
Bella
couldn't bear to look. Her love (who might stil possibly hate her for
giving him a nipple rash) was being taunted by her Wolfman.
Suddenly, Mike bursts into the room, looking upset and worried.
"LET ME EXPLAIN!" He shouts. But, with a room containing a Vampire, a Werewolf and BELLA, he had no chance of being heard.
"I did it, Jacob. You know that, I know that. You don't need to cover for me any more"
The vampire and the human girl gasp simultaneously, "I knew the pain of poly-spandex, and needed Edward to feel it too. I had no idea that Bella would end up in PRISON because of it. When I found out that Khaki had been banned, I immediately started wearing it, so I could be closer to Bella. I didn't care if I was left in prison. It was all for you, Bella I LOVE YOU GODDAMNIT!"
He was then slapped round the face, hard, before being vigorously rubbed on the nipples, causing a painful rash.
Who slapped Mike? Will Edward forgive Bella? How will they get out of prison? Does Bella love Edward, Jacob OR MIKE? Find out, on the next chapter of Twilight: Special Victims Unit (Nipple Department)