Unpredicted Romance

Summary: AU. Love is unforeseen. She was asked by Sasuke to pretend as if she is his girlfriend so Sakura, his arranged fiancée, would leave him alone. However, everything unexpected has happened.

Chapter 7: Haunting Breakfast

It was still morning but they got up early because of one reason: they had to enjoy this day. This was their last day to Okinawa, after all. It had not been so long when they arrived in this place but so much things had happened between the 'couple'. The most important part of it was that they became closer than they were used to be.

"Sasuke, let's grab something to eat," Ino dragged him to the closest restaurant nearby the hotel they were staying at. "Hurry up! I am so starving."

Sasuke was looking aggravated but he went. It was not like he could actually say 'no' to Ino. He had figured much that Ino was the kind of girl who didn't accept 'no' as an answer. However, in a way, she was the kind of person who didn't like hurting good people but she could be a real bitch.

"Slow down, Ino," Sasuke rolled his eyes. "You'll eat, don't worry."

Ino and Sasuke spotted some familiar faces on a 4-seats table not so far from them. Kiba waved to them indicating to sit with him and Naruto but Naruto was just quiet (which was so not ordinary) and he looked so… problematic?

"Let's sit with them, Sasuke."

"Hell no," Sasuke replied, he was about to turn away but Ino stopped him. Sasuke didn't want to sit with them, he wanted a quiet and peaceful breakfast. With Kiba and Naruto that was just impossible for an observable reason. "Let's look for another table."

"Sasuke," Ino begged. "Please?"

He was defeated again. As said earlier, Ino didn't take a 'no' for an answer. They walked over to them and Ino sat across Naruto, then Sasuke sat beside Ino and that made him sat across Kiba.

"Yo," Kiba greeted with a grin. "What's up? I heard the rumor!"

"Let us order first," retorted Ino to Kiba as she looked at the menu. "We are damn hungry."

"What do you want, Ino?" Sasuke asked her. He looked collected, he had no expression whatsoever.

"'Am takin' this," Ino pointed out the grill spareribs with rice and egg on the menu. "What're you takin'?"

"Sure," he was still impassive. He decided to order; he chose ham with rice and cheese since it was breakfast. "Ino, what about your drinks?"

"Coffee will do," Ino replied as she smiled. "Kiba, Naruto, did you guys already order?"

"Yep," Kiba answered, Naruto was not talking. He was just there, sitting and pitying himself. "We just ordered."

Sasuke called the waiter. The waiter rushed towards their table, and was ready to take their orders. "Have you decided what to order, sir, ma'am?"

"We'll take one of this and one of this," Sasuke pointed out their orders on the menu. "And two coffees."

"Is that it, sir?" the waiter questioned. "It'll be 15 minutes."

Sasuke nodded and the waiter went off.

"What was I saying was I heard a rumor," Kiba started again with malicious smile on his face. "I wonder if it's true."

"What was the rumor about?" Ino raised an eyebrow and Sasuke was just quiet. "And who was it about?"

"About you two," Kiba gleamed nastily at the 'couple' in front of them. "About you, staying in Sasuke's room."

Ino wanted to blush about it but she must not. She had to act as if it was normal because they were 'together'. Sasuke didn't seem to care, he expected this to be a rumor especially he knew that he had stalkers, and yes, they were his fan-girls, obviously.

"Yeah," Ino said as if she could care less about this 'rumor'. "And what's the big deal 'bout it?"

"You guys did something, didn't you?" Kiba questioned excitedly and he was seriously very interested. "I wanna know!"

"And Inuzuka Kiba-san," Ino started cracking her knuckles as if she wanted to punch Kiba in the face awfully hard. "I cannot see why you have to know if we did something or not."

"Calm down, Ino," Kiba started convincing Ino that he was just joking and that he didn't mean it. When Ino didn't listen, anyone could see the dread in his eyes. "I was just joking… is it the time of the month?"

"You jerk! How dare you!"

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ino, stop! It hurts! Sasuke, stop your girlfriend!"

Ino calmed down as they sat again as if nothing had happened. Kiba was rubbing his cheeks after Ino brutally slapped them without any mercy. Sasuke was just still quiet and Naruto was not even saying a single word.

"Hey, Naruto," Ino called out Naruto's attention. "What's up? Why aren't you saying anything?"

"…'Am good," Naruto replied without any vigor. "…I just don't feel like talkin'."

"You?" Sasuke was shocked to what Naruto just said. "…Don't feel like talking?"

"Yeah, Naruto," Ino was shocked as well but at the same time she was worried about him. "It seems odd that don't feel like talking. There must something truly bad that happened to you. What's wrong?"

They could see the tears were forming in Naruto's eyes but it was apparent that he didn't want to cry. He was holding back his tears. Sasuke and Ino became more curious what happened to make Naruto this sad. Then all of their orders arrived at the same time (though Kiba thought it was not fair, because Naruto and he were the first ones to order).

"Hey, let's just eat," suggested Ino. "Let's talk about it while we are eating."

And they started eating.

"Kiba," Ino said as she sliced the spareribs on her plates. "What happened to Naruto? Why is he so depressed?"

"You see," Kiba swallowed the food before continuing. "Naruto lost his self-esteem."

"Huh? Are you joking?" Ino asked and definitely alarmed to what she just heard. Naruto had lost his self-worth? That was just one of the most impossible and ludicrous things ever. Naruto was widely known because of his self-confidence. "What happened?"

"It happened last night," Kiba's face expression became serious (which was peculiar as well), and Ino sipped on her coffee, feeling nervous. "Me, Naruto, Chouji, Lee, Suigetsu, Juugo and some other guys from different classes had gone shower together after swimming on the beach," Kiba paused; his tone became a lot more serious than before. "And all of us were naked, as in we didn't have any clothes from head to toe, then Sai told Naruto that he had always thought that Naruto didn't have a dick."

With that, Ino went red and spitted her coffee. What the hell was that? Was she supposed to hear this stuff?

"I am not done yet," said Kiba. "There was something more…"

"Okay, go on, Kiba."

"Then he said that he thought wrong because Naruto does have a dick," Kiba paused dramatically again. "But a limp and tiny one, after Sai told him that he became like this."

Ino's jaw dropped. She didn't know how to react, was she supposed to be laughing or pitying Naruto at the moment? Nevertheless, she thought it was rude of Sai to say something like that – what he said was very offensive to any man. Real men had prides and they considered their 'tool' as of one them. Sasuke was just quiet and who knew what on earth he was thinking? He was just blank.

"Naruto," Ino moved her chair closer to Naruto and patted his shoulder. "Let me tell you something."

Naruto looked at Ino, she was smiling a little but it was genuine. Sure, she was a bitch but she didn't want her friends to feel bad about themselves. Especially this was Naruto, one of her closest friends.

"Size doesn't matter," Ino stated, as her smile grew wider. "It only matters to whores; whores think the bigger the better because they are cheap kind of women. Trust me; your you-know-what is not everything, that's not the only thing girls can be turned on to, personality matters ten times as that and I think you got the personality… don't be sad no more, k? You're just fine."

The sadness from Naruto's face had gone away. It was as if he saw a new light, he hugged Ino and thanked her. She was glad that he went back to normal.

"Yamanaka! Why are you whoring Uzumaki when Sasuke-kun is just right next to you?" Karin accused Ino, while Sakura was standing beside Karin. They were looking angry at Ino. Where did they come from anyway? "You really are a whore."

"Naruto, I am glad you are okay now," Ino pulled out from Naruto's embrace and looked directly at Karin and Sakura. "Oh, Sasuke won't mind since I am staying with him in his room. We are together alone. All alone."

Karin and Sakura's faces ware priceless. Ino smirked at them; she sure did have fun seeing them miserable. Served them right because they never learned. Ino moved her chair back to its normal place, where she was closer to Sasuke.

"Actually Ino was not whoring him," Kiba explained. "She was making Naruto feel better."

"So it is true? The rumor is true that…" Sakura said as she looked at Naruto. "That you have a small and shamble penis? Yuck!"

"I agree with Haruno," Karin looked disgustedly to Naruto. "It is a total turn off."

Naruto's world just ended. Was Ino just lying to make him felt better? His self-confidence was even more crushed than before because it was girls that said it. He felt so horrible, utterly horrible. It was the most humiliating thing that had happened to him ever since he was born. In contrast, Ino was really pissed at both women and wanted to kill them repeatedly.

"So frigging whores," Ino started off by giving them a stony glare. "If I tell you right now that Sasuke has a small and hobble dick… are both of you going to be turned off of Sasuke?"

"Ino, what the-" Sasuke was trying to be still cool after she just said but he was honestly annoyed. Why was he even in this conversation anyway?

Karin and Sakura's faces went absurdly pale, as if all their bloods had run out. If Naruto felt horrible, they felt million times more horrible than that. They felt wretched and dejected. Ino and Kiba burst out laughing because of their expression, even trillions of yens couldn't buy the expression they were wearing at the moment. Sasuke was not happy about this because of Ino (obviously) but Naruto felt a little better.

"I was just kidding, that was a hypothetical statement," Ino said as she stopped laughing and the two women sighed in relief. "But you bitches have to apologize to Naruto or I will torture both of you right now until both of you faint."

"Why would we do that?" Karin and Sakura questioned angrily. "You cannot torture us, Yamanaka!"

"Of course I can, be my guests," Ino grabbed Sasuke's face and pulled it closer to hers. Then, she didn't hesitate to kiss him right on the lips but she pulled out immediately to look at Karin and Sakura. "Try me."

Both women surely wanted to kill Ino, the most painful way they knew. Nothing could ever describe what they felt except the antonyms of happy. Everyone could see in the both women's faces that they were beaten and they gave up (at least for today). They turned around and walked out peacefully, saving themselves from more humiliation Ino had to give.

"Don't listen to those cheap kinds of women, Naruto," Ino tried to cheer him up and it worked! "As I said, size does matter to whores. And they are whores. So you shouldn't take their opinions seriously."

"Thanks," he gave her a smile. He would seriously get over it. "I really owe you one, Ino-chan."

"Don't mention it," Ino winked. "You are my friend and I hate them… so don't worry 'bout it. Let's just finish our food cause it's already cold."

"Ino, you really are a sadist," Kiba indicted. "That was funny though, did you see their faces?"

"I am not a sadist," Ino reasoned. "I just love to see them suffering."

"And you don't call that a sadist?" Sasuke inquired Ino. "Isn't that definition of a sadist?"

"Of course not!" Ino frowned. "Well actually it depends… but they honestly deserved that though."

"They sure did," Kiba agreed. "But are both of you are planning to go to the bonfire dance tonight?"

"We haven't discussed about that yet," Ino stated as she looked at Sasuke then back to Kiba. "But yeah, sure."

"I don't want to go," Sasuke said coolly. "I am going to stay at the hotel."

"Love, it will be fun," Ino pleaded sincerely while batting her eyelashes. "Please?"

"No."

"Love! Don't be a party pooper now!"

"Ino, no."

"Please! I beg you. I want to go!"

"No."

"Sasuke, if you won't go with me I will whore other guys at the party. And it will be your loss."

"And who told you that I am letting you to go to the dance?" Sasuke inserted a smirk. "You won't as well."

"What a jerk!" exclaimed Ino, starting to get upset. "Don't you dare taking away my freedom, if you don't want to go then don't go but I want to and I am gonna go!"

"Ino, keep your voice low," Kiba tried to calmed her down. "People are looking at us."

"You won't, Ino," Sasuke said, still calmed. "You'll stay with me."

"Over my dead body," Ino crossed her arms. "I will go with or without you!"

Ino stood up and then walked away. leaving the guys behind. She was mad! How dare he? Even her daddy never took away her freedom. Who was he to her anyway? Just friends, no more, no less. That was it.

"Sasuke-teme, you should go after her," Naruto said. "What's so bad about going to the dance anyway?"

"Maybe Sasuke didn't want her to go so they could be alone together," Kiba gave a malicious look. "You know, do some mature stuff."

Honestly, Sasuke didn't know if he would come after her or not. He had a reason why he didn't want both of them to go and he seriously didn't know that there was a dance tonight. As said earlier, they had to enjoy this day because this was their last day in Okinawa.