(A)Yeah
(D)MILLIONAIRES.
(D)That's right.

(M)Friday night it's time to party
(D)drop it down and get real naughty
(A)girls talk shit, we don't care
(A)we'll take off our underwear!

(D)Drinking cocktails,
(M)beers with lime
(D)all these guys yell "she's a dime!"
(M)I just wink and blow a kiss
(A)While all these girls just bitch and diss

(chorus) 2x
(M)Come get fucked up!
(D)Give me my alcohol
(A)Let's get fucked up!
(A)A-L-C-O-H-O-L

Chapter 13: Alcohol

Bella:

"What the hell Alice?!" I hissed at her.

She merely smiled. "Aw come on Bella!"

"Slashing his tires Really Alice come on!"

"What?" she asked innocently, "you know it's brilliant." She flashed me a brilliant smile.

I rolled my eyes and let out a small laugh.

"They're going to press chargers on him, Alice. He's hopefully going to go to jail do you really think slashing his tires are necessary?"

"Hells yeah! What are you thinking? He raped her Bella, the guy deserves more than slashed tires." She said through gritted teeth.

"Your right, sorry. I just don't wan to get caught so that he ends up pressing charges on us."

Alice smiled again. "Silly, Bella trust me we won't get caught." She winked and with one more evil smile slashed all four tires and even keyed his car. Alice was truly amazing.

Edward:

"That's a lottttttttttt of alcohol." I said to Emmett eyeing the several six packs he had stacked in the kitchen.

"I know!" I asked for one and she gave me all of these!"

"How can someone who asks for one get so many?" Asked Jasper suspiciously.

Emmett shrugged. "She didn't speak English."

"Wow Emmett, smart." I mumbled sarcastically.

"Shut up, Eddie."

I merely glared. And his smile widened.

"Ok man whore's let's get this show on the road." Jasper said walking out of the kitchen.

Did he just call me a man whore? I wondered.

"What the hell, Jasper! Man whore? YOU'RE the man whore!" Emmett shouted.

And the only response we heard was Jasper's quite laughter.

Bella:

"Whoa! What's with all the beer?!" Alice screeched as me Alice and Rose made our way downstairs.

"Yeah, yeah. Don't ask. Just enjoy." Emmett said giving a wink at Rose.

"If Carlisle and Esme find out about this they're going to have your head!" Alice nearly screamed.

"And where are Madre and Padre? Oh yeah…NOT HERE! They're in Paris for they're anniversary and what date is it sister dear? Um they won't be back for eight more days. So chill out, Al."

He gave her a wink and Alice's eyes blazed with anger.

"Call me 'Al' one more time and see what the FUCK happens, Em!"

Emmett merely shrugged and laughed. "Nickname doesn't bother me, Al……y"

"That's it!" She screeched and lunged herself at Emmett he laughed and swiftly moved out the way just at the same moment that Jasper's long arms wrapped around her waist, restraining her.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Alice screamed, struggling in Jasper's tight grip.

"Stop it, Alice." Jasper hissed.

"Ah, put the midget down. We all know she wouldn't be able to take me." Emmett said smugly eyeing 'Angry Alice'

Jasper raised one eye brown and Alice grew more with rage.

"Midget?! You heard the dumb ass put me down, Jasper!"

Jasper hesitated for about half a second but with a tiny shrug gently let her down and unwrapped his arms around her.

The room was deadly silent and still as Emmett and Alice stared each other down.

Emmett smiling smugly and Alice glaring with anger.

Then Alice took a deep breath and her gaze turned toward Jasper.

"I'm better now so you don't have to worry about me 'attacking'." She whispered.

Emmett's smile widned and everone vibley relaxed and then fatser than I would have thought humanly possible Alice lunged her self at Emmett, clearly catching him off guard, And smacked him hard right on the face and her tiny pale hands wen for his neck.

"AGH! WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK GET OFF ME! GET HER OFF ME!" Emmett yelled.

I couldn't contain it, I burst out laughing and so did everyone else but Jasper slightly composed him self enough to take Alice off him.

We all looked at Alice who was breathing heavy and her cheeks flushed with anger, eyes blazing and then to Emmett who had the most horrified surprised look on his face he had a red mark on his cheek in the shape of Alice's tiny hand and his hair was a mess and his shirt was wrinkled where she clutched it.

"What the fuck was that?!" He screeched, the surprise was quickly beginning to fade and replaced by anger.

"I told you not to call me that!" Alice said through gritted teeth.

"You're freaking crazy!" Emmett exclaimed his arms through up in the air in exasperation.

"Maybe. Next time you'll learn not to mess with a 'midget'." Her eyes continued to blaze.

"Ok, ok,ok let's take deep breaths and calm down." Jasper said soothing.

"SHUT UP JASPER!" Alice and Emmett yelled at the same time.

Jasper looked shocked and said nothing.

Alice and Emmett continued to stare each other down.

Rose sighed. "I don't know about the rest of you but I was under the impression we were gonna get drunk not kill each other." She hissed the last part and her eyes moved to Emmett.

He sighed and shifted his gave from Alice to Rose.

"Ok is Alice better now that she got to beat the shit out of Emmett?" Edward asked, his smile never fading.

Alice looked at him and her anger faded to amusement and smugness.

"Hell yeah! How dos it feel, Em?" Alice asked finally looking at him without anger.

"It feels like I'm going to-" Emmett started but was instantly cut off by Rose.

"Let's get wasted already." Jasper suggested.

"I agree. I think we've had enough fighting today." Edward said, still smiling.

Emmett took a deep breath and nodded his head reluctantly.

Jasper smiled. "Bloody wicked!" he exclaimed before darting in the kitchen to get the beers.

"Bloody wicked?! What the FUCK? Did he seriously just say that?" I asked.

Everyone burst out laughing. "Yeah he lived in Boston for ten years and apparently they use 'wicked' a lot and he's seen too many Harry Potter movies." Edward explained between laughs.

"I think it's kinda cool." Alice said defensively.

Emmett rolled his eyes. "Says the girl who's getting laid by him."

Instead of going to crazy Alice mode Alice merely took a deep breath and glared at him.

"I wouldn't be talking if I was you, magic stick boy." Emmett glared but said nothing.

Jasper came in the living room with one of the six packs and sat it on the coffee table.

"Bloody wicked!" I said in a fake British accent.

Everyone gave me this what the hell look.

"What?" I asked innocently, "it's growing on me."

"Ha! Told you all it was fun to say!" Jasper exclaimed giving me a high five.

"You're such a girl." Emmett muttered.

"Nope. I'm just cool like that." He winked at me and everyone rolled their eyes.

And I winked back.

Edward:

"So Edwarddddddddd tell us an I Never." Alice slurred for the hundredth time that night.

I was beyond drunk.

And the funny thing was that I and Bella both had said we would only have one beer and I was on my Fifth? Fiftieth?

I honestly didn't remember.

And what was the difference anyway?

"Well, I nevaaaaaa had a threesome." I was surprised I could put a sentence together.

Everyone took a gulp of beer.

"Woahhhhhhhh you all have had threesomezzz?" I asked my head moving to the side.

Jasper gave me a confused look. "Is that what you just said? Um no I have not bloody wickedly had a threesome I just wanted more to drink."

I rolled my eyes. Every fucking sentence he said had the words 'bloody wicked' in them. I wanted to kill him.

"Yeah same hurrrrrr." Emmett slurred.

Rose, Alice and Bella just nodded.

"Doesn't that take the fun outta the game though?" I asked.

They all shrugged.

Out of no where Alice scrunched up her face. "EWIEEEEE! I don't want to even think of you with loss of your virginitaaaaaaaaaay."

"With loss of my virgintaaaaaaay?" I asked drunkly.

"Yeah!"

I didn't get it.

"Okaayyyyyy." I said unsure of what to even say.

"So Bellllaaaaaaaaaa. How bout you? Go an I never?" Emmett asked.

"Well, I never had sex before."

Everyone stared at her in shock but me.

"Woah! YOU'RE A VIRGIN?!" Emmett practically shouted.

No one took a drink.

Bella blushed. "Yes." She whispered looking down at the floor.

"That's just plain insanity." Emmett mumbled. Rose punched him in the arm.

"I don't think it is." I spook up and everyone looked at me.

"Yeah just cause Bella is a bloody wicked virgin doesn't mean she's weird."

Bella smiled gratefully at him.

But I wanted her to smile that way at me.

"Virgin's are weird. I mean really who can go that long without sex?!" Emmett said loudly, still surprised.

"Lot's of people." Bella mumbled.

"Sureeeeeeeeeeeee." Emmett slurred.

"Oh, shut up!" Rose punched him in the arm again.

"OW!"

"Keep it up and you will experience a life without sex for a longgggggggg time." Rose hissed. Even though she was drunk she still managed to sound menacing.

Emmett looked horrified and quickly shut up.

"Well, I'm tired." Bella mumbled She stood up slowly and wobbled a bit.

"Me too." I agreed also standing and wobbling.

"What the bloody wicked is wrong with you people?! It's only 4AM!" Jasper exclaimed.

"Dats the point." Bella slurred and made her way upstairs.

I followed closely behind.

When she reached her door I quickly jumped in front of her and blocked he path.

She looked up at me with wide, confused, startled dark brown eyes.

"What are you doingggggg?" She asked.

I slowly bent my head towards hers and placed my hand against the side of her face.

"What does it look like?" I whispered just before my lips came crashing down on hers.

Yeah I'm evil to leave it off that way. But you're all just gonna have to deal x

Ok be proud that I finally got this up, it's hard to break out of old habits D:

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Random fact: the song that I was listening to while writing this chapters was Alcohol by Millionaires. Bloody wicked song! :D

P.S. The bloody wicked thing was a phone convo between me and my friend Tiff. Lmfao! She has friends in Boston and they constantly say wicked and it annoys the hell out of her. (She prefers saying rad) So she thinks it's weird how they always use it so I'm like the way you said that reminds me of Harry Potter with the bloody hell thing Ron always uses (cuz the accent she used was more England than Boston) And she's like we should say Bloody wicked form now on! There's more to the convo but I won't bore you with it x oh & she thinks that Kristen's voice is too 'deep and manly' :D I love that stupid hoe!

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