We do not own Twilight
Chapter 20
by Domestica12
However, before we continue our journey in Vegas we have to know what happened to the seduction of Jacob!
Bella awoke the next morning after only a couple hours of actual sleep. She spent the whole night worrying about this morning. How could she possibly seduce Jacob when she still loved Edward? Everything rushed through her head once more.
Suddenly Bella heard the trolly cart coming down the row of cells finally approaching her own.
"Sup, Mike. What can I get you?" Asked Jacob as his cart came equipped with a stove for eggs and pancakes, a microwave for oatmeal and a basket of fresh fruit.
"God damnit, Jacob! Don't you realize how miserable I am!?" Mike yelled. "I don't even have my own penis anymore!!" he screamed pointing at his empty crotch angrily.
"Fine, dude. Calm down.." Jacob said trying to hide his chuckle.
Bella jumped up quickly and pulled on her sexy book lingerie. I hope this works, Bella thought. She choud see Alice's fro sticking out from her own cell. She knew she was listening.
"Hey, Bells.." Jacob said suddently while looking down mashing his banana surprise for Bella. Finally looking up he dropped the bananas on the floor with a big *splat!*.
"Bella, what are you doing?" Jacob asked
"What's wrong, Ja-I mean..Sexy Boy? Don't you like my outfit?" Bella said as she seductively ran her hands in her hair. She didn't know how sexy Jacob would find it since she was still wearing her orange pants under. She didn't have time to take them off and replace them with her book spine g-string. But that was ok, it only made her think of Edward even more.
Jacob had stayed quiet and the only thing that made noise now was the beeping of Mike's heart rate monitor which was now going crazy. Was he listening to??
"Bella, I've been meaning to tell you something..I've found someone." said Jacob quietly.
"Um, no you haven't Jake. You've been wanting me for years now. You know I'm better than her." Bella said still trying to be sexy but not achieving it since she was bending over in an extremely random position that resembled a stork in water. But in Bella's head she thought "sexy pinup..sexy pinup".
Jacob looked at her with a what-the-fuck face and finally said "I'm sorry, Bells. You just don't do it for me anymore. After I realized that not even rubbing my own nipples could get you to come with me I had to move on. I don't rub my nipples for just anyone, Bella. Don't you get that??" said Jacob angrily. "I know about Edward, Bella. I know what you're trying to do and I ain't buying it. You could have just asked me but you had to play games instead. It's over, Bella."
Bella sat stunned that she had finally lost her plan B: Jacob.
"Who is she..." asked Bella. "Who can make you happier than me constantly going back and forth between you and Edward!?"
"Her name is the Hut. She's everything you're not, Bella. Can't you just be happy that I'm finally in love with a girl that isn't constantly tripping over shit. No Bella, she glides over it so easily. Like a snail. It's beautiful. Now I can finally forget you...Goodbye, Bells." Jacob said as he kicked the mashed bananas onto Bella's cell wall and then he left.
CRAP thought Bella. "I will meet this..Hut someday. She will pay if anything ever happens to my Edward. She just better watch out if I ever do become a vampire with my beloved