We do not own Twilight
A/N: Chapter written by Scarlett
Chapter 28
A/N- Well here it is – my final post to TK major [sad5]
"This is dispatch we have a 10.40 suspect in your area for pick up in connection to the 10.65 missing persons report. Do you copy?"
"Roger that. This is sierra oscar 759876 I have a visual on suspect and closing in.. request for back up.. this could get ugly. Over and Out."
"Roger that sierra oscar 759876, back up request confirmed and on route. Over and out."
Edward made his way down to the grassy hill with Mike slung over his shoulders, relieved to have Mike back, dealing with vamp Bella without her comforter was not a good way to go.. at all! Still wearing his 7inch platform boots he concentrated on his footing. Mike was heavy, which was expected for a dead guy but not for a vampire, the guy clearly didn't use the bathroom a whole lot after losing his wiener. Edward sighed, running at vamp speed in these shoes would only lead to one thing... a sprain and god forbid his damned soul should have to endure that aswell, besides he bruised like a peach. No, he would take it slow on the way back to Khaki Barn, make sure he and Mike got back to Bella in perfect condition.
As he hit the main road, his thoughts drifted over the past year, so much had happened. The relief of the day finally getting Khaki back into his life, the day Bella was turned and freed from imprisonment; yes things could have went a lot smoother. But it all worked out in the end. He had Bella now for eternity, he had his Khaki back and he could disco with them until the cows came home.. yes today was a good day. His thoughts drifted on wiping out everything else until he heard a loud screech coming up behind him.
Edward froze. OH SHIT! On instinct Edward threw Mikes body into the woods as far as he could hoping he would land in the safety net of the branches so as not to cause that much damage to his decomposing limbs. Whoever was coming did not want to see a guy with another guy who just so happened to be very, very dead.
Once Mike was out of sight, Edward spun round to see who was coming up.. COPS! Why hadn't he heard them? And there was no one else around, were they coming for him? Did they know about the KLF? OH SHIT!
Suddenly the entire force of Forks police surrounded him, three police cars. Edward raised his hands as he saw Charlie exiting one of the vehicles.
"Edward son? It's me Charlie. Now we just have a few questions for you, OK? We need you to come down to the station with us to answer a few questions, can you do that with out causing a scene?" Charlie edged forward.
OH SHIT! If Edward could, he would have wet his pants but he had as much urinary function as dead Mike, and at this precise moment he was thankful for it. Good lord staining brand new khaki pants with urine was just unfathomable regardless of the predicament.
"Uhm Charlie can I ask what this is all about? I don't understand, I was just on my way home, I haven't done anything wrong... what do you want to question me about?"
"I think we better save this for the station son, and perhaps think about getting yourself a lawyer. Come with me please Edward" Charlie now standing behind Edward handcuffed him and lead him to the back of his police car. They drove in silence to the station, Edward peed his pants in his head over and over and over again.
Why has Edward been arrested? How come Alice didn't see this coming and rescue poor Edward? Has Mike survived the trees? WTF is going on????? (I missed putting this little bit at the end lol)
A/N.. Well folks the end is nigh.. Gin and Dom will be taking the final two chapters, apologies this wasn't all that funny but I had to build up the story a little bit for the finale.. Over to you Gin!