A/N: Peoples, I may have to put this on an indefinite hiatus. This is 'cause my mean parents aren't allowing me on my own laptop. I know, WTF, right?

Anyway, I will try updating every week, unless some bastardly homework comes up.

So, here is the second chapter, in which we see Tsunade and Sakura get tortured. You know you want to see this!

Revenge 1: Replace Tsunade's alcohol with copies of Icha Icha/ smutty pictures.

Naruto giggled drunkenly. "Ino-chan, should we really prank Tsunade-obaachan? I mean, after all, she's blond as well, right?"

Ino sighed and looked at her (drinkingpartner) friend. "Dearest Naruto-kun. The purpose of this holy battle is to punish those mean people who dared to insult us for being what we are."

Naruto stared at her and said, "So we just have to torture these pimps.. Agreed?"

Ino smiled in agreement. Getting Naruto drunk may have made him smarter.

As the two blonds entered the house of the sleeping Tsunade, the first thing they wondered was why the door was unlocked. It was Naruto who then pointed out that Tsunade had no reason to be afraid of robbers or kidnappers when she had her (terrifying, scary, mortifying) superhuman strength.

"Listen Naruto," Ino said as they collected all of the Godaime's sake. "We only have one night to complete this saintly task. If you do anything to screw this up, I swear, I will castr-"

"Please don't complete that sentence!" cried a scared-out-of-his-hokage's-robes Naruto. "I get it. You think I'm dumb. And I agree. But if I don't mess this up, we'll go drinking again… Day after tomorrow."

"Sounds good," Ino smiled as she went into Tsunade's room to replace her nightly bottle of sake with a picture of a naked lady. And a copy of Icha icha Paradise, of which Naruto seemed to have copious amounts.

When Tsunade awoke from her evening nap to drink a small sip of sake, she saw in It's place, a woman…

Topless.

And bottomless.

It was a picture, of course. Of a naked woman. Staring at her as if she was… She was…

Well, Jiraiya!

She searched the photo hungrily, looking for anything that may identify who placed the photo there. She then noticed that the lady in the picture had curious, whisker-like marks on her face.

"Naruto… You bastard… And Ino… I'm sure of it… I will make sure that both of you will die a painful death… Yes, by my hands."

While mumbling incoherent curses to people that were not even there (or so she thought) she went to her fridge to get a nice, cooling bottle of sake. What should she find in her fridge but a large poster if a pair of girls doing the nasty… And yet another copy of Icha Icha.

Tsunade growled and even thi=ough he was yards away from her, he shivered.

"Naruto… will die…"

She then let out a frustrated yell that woke up half the population of the village.

In the shadows ,two drunken blonds were hiding. They slapped high-fives to each other but missed. They were drunk after all.

Revenge 2: Go to Sakura's house and yell in her ear that she'd better get off this bench, or tell her that you found all of her intimate photos of her and Iruka-sensei… and are not afraid of showing her beloved Sasuke. OR, create said photos using your highly developed blond brains… Yeah, go with the third one and then do number two.

"Erm, Ino-chan?" Naruto was scared.

"Yes, my dearest Naruto-kun?"

"Are you sure we should go to Sakura-chan's house? I mean, the teme might be there., and the may be, erm, well, making-"

"All the more reason to go, dearest! We can carry out double revenge if we go there. And first, lets manufacture some smutty photos of Sakura and Iruka-sensei. Come, on, Naruto-kun!"

Naruto found all of this disconcerting.

He had cleverly pasted a photo of Iruka-sensei and Sakura onto an ad for condoms that he found in a magazine. Doing all of this reminded him of his youger days when he wanted respect. Now that he had it (the respect), why was he doing this?

Oh right, because he's drunk.

Damn that Ino.

A/N: People, I'm really sorry that I have to put this on hiatus, but don't lose faith, 'cause I will update in a few days: most probably Wednesday or maybe Saturday.

I would have made this chapter longer, along with Sakura's reaction to this prank, but I'm really tired because I'm staying up until 1:00 on a school night, just so that you lovely reviewers won't be disappointed.

Please read more of my stories and keep reviewing!!!