A/N: Peoples!! Je suis back! I will try my best at updating, but I really love y'all for staying with me. I knew doing a humor fic would be good for me. So please review and I, er, love you if you review. Come on people, it ain't that hard! :'(
DO IT FOR POP-TARTS, DUDES!
It is a very well known fact that blonds are not good at holding in their alcohol.
Therefore, when Naruto escaped from his friends to go drinking, no one in the slightest thought that he would do just that. They probably believed that he was off to eat his bi-hourly bowl of ramen.
Sakura and Sasuke had been two of those friends.
Of course, due to the unexpected departure of their ex-teammate, they decided to go to Sakura's apartment for some –ahem- "extra studying" (which made absolutely no sense as both of them had passed their jonin exams).
So, approximately four hours later, when a drunken Ino and Naruto wandered into her apartment, both Sasuke and Sakura were thoroughly (ravaged) tired from "studying".
It was in their post-"studying" position that Ino and Naruto found them. When they saw them, Ino immediately started cackling and taking photos of them, while Naruto turned a sickly shade of green. After all, when you see your two best friends entwined on the same bed-er-study table, it could lead to slightly… odd sensations. In your stomach.
And it didn't help that Naruto was slightly (completely) drunk.
"Yes, Naruto-kun. That's it. After giving your clone the cleverly photo-shopped picture, we run and hide beneath the dining table."
"Okay…I think I get it now."
"Good, darling," Ino said patronizingly to Naruto while petting him on the head, despite him being almost three inches taller than her. "You've finally got it."
"THEN PUT IT INTO ACTION, YOU IDIOT."
Naruto jumped drunkenly and quickly created a clone. Dragging the clone's hand, he made his way to Sakura's bed, quietly whispering instructions to the clone all the while.
"You will hold this photo and yell in Sakura's ear that you caught her and Iruka sensei's nasty scenes on camera. After handing her the photo, you will stab the ungrateful bastard with this popsicle. Or else, the apocalypse will take place. Sasuke is terribly protective and (fanatically) devoted to her. Oh, and run for your life and meet me at the Hokage tower at exactly 21 hrs." The clone looked confused. "10 o' clock."
The clone just nodded, being created much smarter than Naruto. Oh, and not drunk.
"NARUTO! INO!"
Ino and Naruto chuckled at the sound of Sakura and Sasuke yelling together. They clinked their glasses of sake and predictably missed. They shrugged and downed the substance in one gulp anyway. Naruto being delighted at getting that teme back for calling him dumb. Well, that would show them to mess around with the formidable forces of a blond.
They would have the hangover from hell the next day.
Well that's what you get for drinking with a blond.
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