ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS STORY DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE STOPPED WRITING SASUNARU/NARUSASU - THIS WAS A COMMISSION.
For Linda 3
Well, now I offer you something totally different! This is a het story, OMG! Anyways, the side pairing is still our dear SasuNaru, so do not judge this just because the main pairing is something else. Now we will see how many of you actually appreciate my writing and not just SasuNaru/NaruSasu in my stories. If you like my style, prove it ;D
Please do not flame (I do not find a reason for it so you better not either). I apologize for the possible misspellings and other errors.
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Pairing: Sakura x Itachi, Sasuke x Naruto
Summary: Our poor virgin Itachi; it is not easy to have a gay little brother and a job at a convenience store. Then he meets a weird guy and along comes a lady in pink, who teaches him the secrets of womanhood? SakuIta, SasuNaru, M - SEX. NOT ITASASU!
Disclaimer: I have no rights over the characters or whatsoever (do not sue me Mr. Kishimoto), I am just loaning them and returning to the rightful owner (Mr. Kishimoto).
Naruto puts his shoes on too and lets Sasuke kiss him right on the lips. The kiss makes a funny whistle-like sound. Remember, Valentine's Day is coming, Naruto whispers to Sasuke, but I can still hear it. Shit, it is February already. Naruto walks me to Stan's and asks me about my date - I am trying my best to convince that it was not a date, but he never listens. My counter awaits me looking lonely and deserted. Hey honey, I am home.
Another boring day until Kakashi shows up again. I want a dust bag for my vacuum cleaner, he smiles brightly. No you do not, I say and pretty much ignore the whole comment. Could you help me, he asks really loudly and of course I have to, since it is the policy here at Stan's. "If someone asks for help, you must do everything you possibly can" is Stan's principle in life. Kakashi knows the dust bags are on the highest shelf and I look ridiculous reaching for them. After hanging for, like, thirty minutes between the shelves, metal poles and a helper chair, I finally get them.
Anything else Sir, I ask him. No, he smiles back at me. Oh, yeah, I am coming by your house tomorrow so wait for me after work, he tells me and pays. Stan, I cannot smile, it hurts to even try it. After my work hours I take the bus home. I put on my pyjamas, pick a random horror movie and make a nest on the sofa. I sit in the middle of blankets and chew on the corner of the pillow while watching scenes I already know by heart.
Sometime in the middle of the night Sasuke comes home reeking of alcohol. You are a minor, I snort at him. Sasuke just laughs weirdly and slumps on the sofa next to me. Did you have fun, I ask him. Somewhat, he replies and steals one of my blankets. He is in half-sitting position, his head between the sofa and my back. I do not want to sleep alone, I miss Naruto, he groans. You are just drunk - you see him pretty much everyday and you two fight all the time…how the hell can you miss him, when he is not even gone, I ask him flabbergasted.
It is different if he is at home, since there is always the possibility that we can see each other, but now he is at the hospital and cannot even answer the phone, he sobs. This is the reason why under aged children should not drink…they become the biggest cry-babies, who need constant assurance that everything will be alright. I…think I am totally in love with him, Sasuke whispers and fucking dozes off. Just for the fun of it, I draw moustache on his face and leave him sleeping on the sofa. The next morning he swears at me and delights me with his middle finger and a couple of up-yours.
Today I actually have to mop the floors at Stan's. I hate it with the power of thousand suns and usually manage to avoid it. Today, Stan, I was caught and now the mop laughs its nasty laughter in my hand. While mopping the ugly linoleum floor I spot Kakashi smoking outside the store. He is leaning casually against the glass wall. Finally when I am finished I step outside and he flashes a magnificent smile.
I have never been to your place, you know, he whistles. It should stay that way, I remark, but he just keeps grinning. Stan, he has a motorcycle. Your eyes are twinkling, Kakashi laughs. You bet they are; pure sex on two wheels. In the end I ride his bike sitting in the back clinging to him in an all too girly way. We reach for my house and step inside. Take your shoes off, I order him. Oh, nice house, he says and we walk into the living room. Then I hear Naruto's all too familiar voice as he notices us from the kitchen.
Oh my God, are you Itachi's boyfriend, he practically giggles. Kakashi cocks his head to the side and looks amused. No, I am actually his best friend and trying get him laid, girls and stuff, he laughs now. Well, that is amazing too, our Itachi is so antisocial, Naruto awes. And you are? Kakashi asks Naruto. Before Naruto can answer the question, Sasuke has already encircled him with his arms. Sasuke murmurs that Naruto is his boyfriend and at the same time introduces himself properly. I am amazed he can do that after the moustache episode.
Do not let us bother you, Naruto smiles and Sasuke drags him upstairs. So, your brother has his taste in men, eh, Kakashi asks me. Well, yeah and no, it is more like they are just annoyingly gay for each other…I reply dryly. Kakashi laughs heartily. Is a horror film okay, I ask him while looking for something decent to watch. Sure, he says. I pick the movie and we arrange ourselves on the sofa. In middle of the movie the sounds from the upstairs are starting to get louder; harder, faster, deeper a voice yells. All I can think of is the Olympics and I am trying to pretend I watch horror sports.
The noises of sweaty sex penetrate with force the living room and Kakashi raises his gaze to the ceiling. Quite lively, huh, he mumbles and I decide that now is the time to hit a bar. So, we end up at Brizzles - it was totally Kakashi's idea. We sit at the counter and the image of the counter at Stan's lulls me to tranquillity. Some busty woman asks Kakashi for fire, and instead of offering her his lighter, he gives her his host card and promises to set the poor woman on fire in other places. Whether he meant it literally, I do not know.
Suddenly this absolutely gorgeous woman walks to Kakashi and pokes him in the back. Hey there, mister eye patch man, long time no see, she flirts to him. Kakashi's face brightens as he seemingly recognizes this woman. Oh Sakura, my cherry blossom, he grins and the woman pokes a little harder. Then Kakashi looks at me and I can tell he is summing up numbers in his head. Hey, Sakura, this is my friend Itachi, Kakashi introduces me and I stiffen. How should I greet her? Sakura looks at me with her hazy eyes and smiles sweetly.
Hi, I am Sakura Haruno, a former classmate of the playboy who sits next to you, and it takes me some time to understand whom she is referring to. Hello, I say. I totally ruined it. No one says hello anymore! Oh God. Somehow she still stays with us even though I cannot function properly. She is so pretty…why cannot I be normal!!! The night is quite fun although I do not have that much to say, but just watching her makes me happy. It is almost three in the morning until we leave the place.
The seed is planted, Kakashi grins and decides he wants to eat something. We end up at Densha Burger and of course he has to order the most expensive thing; the kyuubi burger and I have to pay for it. I will pay next time, he smiles apolitically but I know the piece of shit host is lying. But then again, maybe I should live a little and take a burger too. Why do you have two of those, I ask amazed looking at two burgers on his tray. I paid for two and there are three, I continue. I do not know, maybe it is a ghost burger, he laughs. After eating I head home thinking that it was not so bad.
It is Saturday and I cannot understand this one thing; why would Sakura call me? In the evening my phone rang and it was her. She wanted to meet me and we ended up agreeing on seeing each other tomorrow. Kakashi comes over after my text message regarding the matter and looks like a proud father. My boy, you are going to score! Eases the up-tightness, he smiles. No, you do not understand you stupid thing, I scream. Thing? He looks at me amazed and bursts out laughing.
He is a virgin, Sasuke exclaims while fetching something to eat for him and his "sweet bun". Thank you my dear gay little brother, I snort and he just yells that there is no need to thank, since it was out of love and concern. Like hell it was. Kakashi looks stunned. No shit, you have never fucked anyone before, he asks me. I do not even bother to answer. Then his face lightens up again as he tells me that my problem will soon be solved.
It seems Sakura is a beast in bed. I do not need a beast, I cannot even cope with bunnies and they are nice and fluffy, I cry out. No worries, no worries, Kakashi smiles. Well, I worry, since now I am sitting in this fancy-arse restaurant with this beautiful woman and she has already said that after this we will go to her place. To do what, oh God, to do what???!! I try to eat, but somehow the food gets stuck in my throat. Sakura seems lively though and keeps up the conversation even though I might seem a bit retarded because I am panicking so much.
Oh my God, it is the dessert already! Will you excuse me, I have to use the facilities, I apologize to her and I run to the restroom. There I take a paper bag and breathe in it trying to relax. Maybe she just wants to chat, nothing else…who am I kidding! She wants to fuck, oh shit, I feel so sick and end up throwing up in the toilet. I clean myself and get back to her. Shall we go, she asks sweetly and I gulp. Y-yes, I stutter. You do not have to be so shy, she giggles. We walk to her apartment in the breeze of the night.
ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS STORY DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE STOPPED WRITING SASUNARU/NARUSASU - THIS WAS A COMMISSION.
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