ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS STORY DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE STOPPED WRITING SASUNARU/NARUSASU - THIS WAS A COMMISSION.
For Linda
Well, now I offer you something totally different! This is a het story, OMG! Anyways, the side pairing is still our dear SasuNaru, so do not judge this just because the main pairing is something else. Now we will see how many of you actually appreciate my writing and not just SasuNaru/NaruSasu in my stories. If you like my style, prove it ;D
Please do not flame (I do not find a reason for it so you better not either). I apologize for the possible misspellings and other errors.
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Pairing: Sakura x Itachi, Sasuke x Naruto
Summary: Our poor virgin Itachi; it is not easy to have a gay little brother and a job at a convenience store. Then he meets a weird guy and along comes a lady in pink, who teaches him the secrets of womanhood? SakuIta, SasuNaru, M - SEX.
Disclaimer: I have no rights over the characters or whatsoever (do not sue me Mr. Kishimoto), I am just loaning them and returning to the rightful owner (Mr. Kishimoto).
She guides me on to the bed and asks me to wait, should I do the opposite and run? Not long after she returns wearing nothing but lace underwear. The lace is black with hints of red and silver making her glow in the dimly lit room. She walks to me and begins to undress me. Soon I am only wearing my boxers. I sit neatly with my arms folded on my lap. Relax, she giggles and I try to do that. It is not working, Stan, help me. Sakura pushes me on the bed and climbs on top of me. You look like a marten lying there in that position, Sakura smiles.
Suddenly she presses her lips against mine and slides her tongue inside my mouth. For the first time I thank Sasuke for tutoring me in kissing…although I still think it was disgusting with him; but the pros outweigh the cons in this case. I brush my tongue against her and taste her overly sweet saliva thanks to the ice cream dessert. Her lips are plush and so very soft…I cannot believe this feels so good. She nibs my lower lip and moves on to my neck.
I desperately try to unhook her bra, but I do not succeed. That is common for men, she laughs a little and does it herself. Perfect bouncy breasts with hard pinkish nipples. First I touch her neck; I lower my hand until I meet the two goddesses. Sakura presses my hands hard against her breasts and orders me to lick them. I take the nub into my mouth a roll my tongue over it, I taste her creamy skin and I decide that nuzzling between her breasts would be more than enough for me.
Sakura takes off her panties and my boxers. She lies on the bed and opens up her legs for me. Touch me, she pants. I looks at her fanny and I do not get it - it looks like an orchid or some sort of a flower; what the hell should I do? Finger me, she groans, but I cannot tell her that I do not know how. I can only see one hole and I do not think that is the right one. The panic raises its ugly head in me and I freeze. She looks at me oddly until a smile breaks on her lips. I will show you, give me your hand, she tells me.
She leads my hand over the hair dark hair until I can feel her warmth and wetness fully. Then Sakura pushes my forefinger and middle finger inside her. It is still hard to locate the actual hole; I cannot actually tell where my fingers are…maybe I should draw a map? The feeling of my fingers inside her is quite similar to that of Sasuke's mouth, when he was a baby without teeth - only softer. You are supposed to move those fingers, she says and I do what she tells me to, even though I do not know what that actually is.
Direct those fingers upwards, she huffs and I yet again I do as I am told. I can feel her walls closing in on me, almost sucking my fingers in. I basically roll my fingers inside her, feel her up until I find a softer spot that makes her spine stiffen. Oh God, rub it, she huffs. The area is softer but at the same time rougher than the rest, faster, she pleads. No, I want you to come too, come inside me, Sakura pants. My member is twitching already as I imagine how it would feel to dive into that sweetness between her legs.
She basically drags me on top of her and almost orders me to bang her into the mattress. Relax, relax, you have seen some porn movies, it cannot be that hard, right, I repeat to myself. After some time, Sakura pets my head and says that I should not worry - not everyone can get it in at first try and it is quite common. A total defeat. I should crawl somewhere and die. I think I have gotten used to the idea that I will stay a virgin for the rest of my life and after that comment I probably will.
Sakura dresses herself and I decide it is best to leave. Stan, I have lost my dignity as a man. Sakura looks like she is sorry, but she does not move from the bed to prevent me from leaving. I must have been a real disappointment. She merely smokes that cancer stick of hers, the smoke emanating and filling the tiny room. I look back from the front door and see her pressing her hands against her beautiful face. I close the door silently and run home so I would have less energy to think about the whole incident.
It is three in the morning when I finally reach my apartment. There is a lump in my throat and I feel dead tired. I decide to get something to drink and who do I find diligently sitting in the kitchen? Sasuke is almost asleep on the kitchen counter, but Naruto is as perky as ever and smiles. How did it go, he asks excited. Sasuke raises his sleepy head and blurts out that I presumably fucked it up or else I would not be here. My mood darkens even more and I do not answer.
Naruto pokes Sasuke hard and promises me that if I feel lonely and I do not find that special person I can always move in with him and Sasuke. I choke on the milk and suddenly Sasuke is very much awake. What the hell, I do not want to live with my brother forever, he almost shouts. Naruto shushes at him and they start to argue. You do not have to worry, I sigh at them and head for my room.
I can hear Naruto panicking that I will commit suicide and that it is Sasuke's fault and other shit. I smile a little. I go to bed, but before I can fall asleep the door creeks. Itachi, are you asleep already, Naruto asks. I would like to be, I murmur. Good, he says. Suddenly there is more weight on the bed and Naruto tells me sympathetically that he and Sasuke will sleep with me in the same bed so I do not get that depressed. It is as if we are a family; Sasuke is the grumpy father, I am supposedly the mother and you are our kid, he laughs.
This is the stupidest thing ever, I hear Sasuke grunt and a smile breaks on my lips. You are both idiots, I laugh slightly. This was Naruto's idea, Sasuke murmurs and I know that. He is just the type of person to save us all and make us feel better, everyone. No wonder Sasuke loves him so much. Who wants to sleep in the middle, Naruto asks me and Sasuke. Hell no, I will not sleep next to my brother, that is gross, Sasuke voices out and it is fine by me as long as I can sleep. So, it is Naruto between us then and his snoring lulls us to much needed sleep.
When I wake up, I feel sore all over because it was too cramped in the bed. The smell of coffee lingers in the air and I rub my eyes. God, I feel like shit. I enter the kitchen just to find Kakashi sipping coffee with Sasuke and Naruto. Naruto is chatting lively with Kakashi as Sasuke is practically asleep on the counter a mug in his hand. Oh, good morning Itachi, Kakashi grins. How did it go, you know with Sakura, he asks. Why the hell are you here at this hour in the morning, I grunt and leave his question hanging in the air.
You are one hell of a bunch of idiots, he blew it, oh my God, you do not get it - Itachi did not taste pussy or whatever he is into, Sasuke snarls really loudly. Thank you little wanker brother, I grunt. Naruto looks angry. Hey hey kids, do not fight, Kakashi tries to calm everyone. I pour myself a large cup of coffee and drown in the sweet smell of it. So, it did not work out - but there is plenty of fish in the sea! I know; I have tried most of them, Kakashi chuckles. I choke on my coffee.
While Naruto helps me to breathe again, Sasuke escorts the escort out, great. I never did tell him that I handpicked my neon tetras and they did not bite my hand…I do not fancy fish with teeth. I think it is utterly sweet and kind from Naruto to worry so much about me and well, it is great that Sasuke looks displeased with it. I feel already better and decide to devote my time to my little pets.
Four days after the whole disaster with Sakura my phone rings. Without looking the display I answer the phone. Hi, it is me Sakura…sorry it took some time to call you, haha, she laughs, but it sounds a little awkward. I am sorry, you know, Kakashi told me that you are one hell of a beast in bed so you surprised me by…hmm, being, err untouched? She says quietly. That son of a bitch, I murmur.
The thing is, it does not matter that much…what matters is that I thought you were sweet, shy and interesting and, well, I think we totally started with the wrong foot, she says. Let us switch that left one to the right one and start from the beginning, movies and such, are you interested? Her voice is almost pleading. I am silent for a while and I can hear her heavy breath. Hell yes, I blurt. She laughs merrily.
I think that I like fish with teeth too, I think aloud. What, Sakura asks a little astonished. We can eat sushi if you want? I do not know whether those fish had teeth or anything, but…she says wonderingly. I laugh heartily, that we should, I say to her. While talking absolute nonsense with her I can see Naruto gawking near me and Sasuke looking pleased like a father. It seems that everyone I know is a little "fishy" - but I would not take it any other way.
Oh my God, Itachi is going to get pussy, Naruto screams and our neighbour yells back that we are retards and we should know that they do not like to hear the word "pussy" this time of the morning. I gather enough courage and yell loudly back "octoPUSSY". Itachi, you are lame, Sasuke sighs. Then our neighbour decides to entertain us more and throws a sausage through our open window. It is a cock, a dick, a penis! Naruto screams even louder and Sasuke orders me to find something to throw back.
This is insane, I mumble and Sasuke is already drawing a war plan on the table with ketchup. Stan, I think I will be late for work today. Load the cannons, Sasuke orders and I throw a cabbage with a sidespin. This must be the best day of my life - another second time around with everything and I love it. Now, where did I put that carton of eggs…?
ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS STORY DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE STOPPED WRITING SASUNARU/NARUSASU - THIS WAS A COMMISSION.
P.S. TODAY (MAY 19) IS YOUR MYSTICAL MACHINE GUN'S BIRTHDAY - I AM 23 NOW! THE REASON WHY I CHOSE TO POST THIS LAST CHAPTER TODAY :D THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT DEAR READERS! MORE STORIES TO COME!
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