Chapter 13
A Voice: Bradley? What are you doing here?
Bradley: *his eyes opened* Jesse?
The Voice: Yeah. It's me!
Bradley: Jesse! I miss you vewy much!
Jesse: Well it's me. But what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be with Maven?
Bradley: *his eyes filled up with tears* She gone! She gone!
Jesse: What happened?
Bradley: Big bad wobot took her!
Jesse: What robot?
Bradley: Big singing wobot!
Jesse: Soundwave! *he thought*
Bradley: And birdie wobots too! *he started to cry*
Jesse: Shhh. Don't cry, Bradley. Everything's going to be alright.
Hannah: Jesse, what's going on?
Jesse: Mom! It's Bradley. Some reason he's here alone without Auntie Maven.
Hannah: *she came over to Jesse and Bradley* Alone?
Jesse: He claims that a big singing robot with robotic birds took her.
Hannah: Soundwave and his cassette minions.
Jesse: *he turned to Bradley* What else happened?
Bradley: Big bad heliwopter said bad things!
Hannah: Blackout!
Bradley: So I fly fast and fall fwom sky and I here.
Jesse: Have you been followed?
Bradley: No, I not sure.
Hannah: Goodness gracious! Your arm Bradley! Are you alright, laddie?
Bradley: Big, bad, bwack powice car shot me!
Hannah: How inhumane! *her Scottish accent hid her anger*
Jesse: That's outrageous!
Bradley: Too many bad wobots evewywhere! Vewy much wobots in sky, on gwound, and in help center!
Jesse: Did the big bad helicopter ask about me?
*Bradley didn't answer*
Jesse: Please! I need to know! *he begged sounding very desperate*
Bradley: He did! And he say you Chee…uh…Chee...Chee…Chee-somewing that fror sure!
Jesse: Cheetor?
Bradley: That it! Cheedor!
Hannah: Well, let's not leave some lil' one like ya out here, laddie. Jesse, help me bring him inside.
Jesse: Yes ma'am. *he picked up Bradley and carried him into the comforts of his home*
AT HAMILTON, BLACKOUT IS PLANNING…
Blackout: Here's what we're going to do. First we need one of our members to go and find Silverbolt and befriend him. Then after those two become best of friends, the Decepticon will lead him somewhere and bring him into a trap and we'll be at the rendezvous point waiting for their arrival.
Barricade: I like that idea. Not too complex and very easy to follow.
Demolishor: I agree. That way we can be in waiting and so Starscream will never find out about our plans and so it cannot backfire.
Wheelie: But of course it has to be a small Decepticon like me.
Sideways: *he frowned* If you transform, you'll scare him, thus foiling our plans.
Scavenger: Unfortunately, not many of us are able to be small.
Blackout: True, but has a problem like that ever stopped us before?
All Decepticons: No.
Blackout: Exactly, so what makes you think that problem will stop us?
Ransack: Nothing important sir, but most of our Pretenders are else where causing trouble.
Blackout: And who are those?
Soundwave: One Pretender is being Alice at Sam Witwicky's college, another is posed as the Russian president, and Bacara is deceiving the clone troopers in another galaxy, leading the Galactic Marines.
Long Haul: Isn't there another spying on what used to be Sector 7?
Rampage: Yeah, Tam Hartfino, aka Fistfight.
Scalpel: And Doublepunch is collecting vital information from the king…
Barrage: And unfortunately for the Guardians of the Universe, Vanquish is watching their every move therefore causing their situation to become dire.
Scorponok: There are no Pretenders available either than Ravage.
Blackout: Ravage isn't a Pretender…
Soundwave: But he has the capability of transforming into organic life forms.
Ransack: Hey, I just got this crazy idea! We'll make the friend to "befriend" Silverbolt a female! What do you think?
Scalpel: Illogical. No female Decepticons are instituted within a radius of 2000 miles.
Ransack: Fine then. We'll get Wheelie to dress up like a female wolf! *the kid-like Decepticon got evil glares from all his comrades, especially Wheelie* Heh heh. Just kidding.
Scalpel: And furthermore, most of the composition of our female Decepticons still dwell on Cybertron, thus rendering that idea useless.
Blackout: But the possibility of substituting for a female is not an impossible task to be accomplished.
Laserbeak: Another words, get a male Decepticon to enrol the position of a female?
Blackout: Precisely!
Demolishor: Okay, now we go fetch Screamer to fill the roll, right?
Sideways: I second that!
Hightower: Clever!
Blackout: Unfortunately, he'll want to work alone and take all the credit for himself. We've just been over that.
Ransack: Or get Ravage to fulfill the roll!
Soundwave: Not going to happen, insolent fool!
Ransack: *stifled a tear*
Blackout: Not a bad idea.
Scalpel: Technically it is logically possible because Ravage has the adaptation to tolerate the capabilities of an average Pretender, therefore permitting him to transform into anything logical, even a female, if he preferred to.
Soundwave: Over my dead corpse!
*The Constructicons combined into Devastator*
Devastator: You wanna make that bet? Because I'm willing to take it on!
Soundwave: Bitches. *he muttered under his breath*
Blackout: It'll work impeccably! Barricade, find me Ravage.
Barricade: With pleasure!
Blackout: This time that f***en Maximal will never envisage it!