I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

How Troublesome.

Shikamaru and Temari are standing watch, it's about midnight and the duo is about opposite ends of the boredom spectrum.

Temari: Man, this is dull.

Shikamaru remains silent.

Temari: I said this is dull.

Shikamaru is still silent, Temari walks over to inspect and discovers Shikamaru miraculously standing while asleep. Temari punches Shikamaru on top of the head.

Shikamaru: Ow! Why do you have to be so troublesome?

Temari: Why do you have to be so, lazy? Ya' know girls don't like that, right?

Shikamaru: So, what does that have to do with anything?

Temari: Because it means that you won't be a good provider and it also means that you aren't that active in bed.

Shikamaru: What! Get real, maybe I'm just saving the energy. You ever thought about that?

Temari: I'm just sayin' that if you were a little more energetic, I'd probably give you some.

Shikamaru: Don't you mean some more?

Temari: That's why we've only done it once, all you did was lay there.

Shikamaru: I had no choice, you fuckin' speared me and pinned me to the ground. I mean, who are you, Goldberg?

Temari: Don't act like you didn't like it. Who's Goldberg?

Shikamaru: Don't worry 'bout it. The point is you seemed to be one of those aggressive chicks who like to take control so I let you and how 'bout you don't act like you didn't like it.

Temari: What are you talkin' about?

Shikamaru: Oh, please, you were wetter than that shark guy in Akatsuki's jutsu.

Temari: Oh, that wasn't because of you, that's called good pussy, baby.

Shikamaru scoffs.

Shikamaru: Right.

Temari: What do you mean?

Shikamaru: I talked to one of those the shinobi in your village.

Temari: And?

Shikamaru: Well, he said that there's another reason they call you the Sand Kunoichi…

Shikamaru looks at Temari's pelvic area.

Shikamaru: …if you get my drift.

Temari stares at Shikamaru with a puzzled look on her face.

Temari: (thinking) What is he talkin' 'bout.

Temari realizes what Shikamaru means.

Temari: No, you didn't!

Shikamaru: Yeah, I said it.

Temari: (sniffling) I can't believe you'd say something like that to me.

Temari turns around and starts crying.

Temari: (thinking) I bet he falls for this.

Temari was right, as soon as he heard her crying, Shikamaru tried to console her.

Shikamaru: How troublesome. Hey, look, I'm sorry. Ok? I didn't mean it, you were puttin' the pressure on me.

Temari: (thinking) Right out of the palm of my hand.

Shikamaru puts one of his hand on Temari's shoulder, Temari turns around instantly and places her arms on his shoulder, clasping her fingers behind his neck. She takes him by surprise when she plants one right on his lips.

Shikamaru: Whoa, listen, that may be other shinobi's thing but I don't fuck on a mission, alright?

Temari: (sighs) You're no fun.

Time goes by and Shikamaru gets a little curious.

Shikamaru: Hey, didn't you say that you knew what this plant's supposed to do.

Temari: Yeah.

Shikamaru: Well, what?

Temari: Why don't you find out?

Shikamaru glares at Temari.

Temari: What, it couldn't hurt? All it takes is one whiff to get you started.

Shikamaru: Naw, I'm supposed to protect this stuff.

Temari: Hey, you remember when I saved your ass when that Sound bitch was gonna kill you?

Shikamaru: What? I had her right where I wanted her.

Temari: Sure you did.

Temari holds up the same finger that Tayuya broke on Shikamaru's hand. Shikamaru's curiosity finally gets the better of him and he takes a bottle of the Morita clan's oil while Temari was unwittingly speaking to him.

Temari: Funny thing, apparently she was the only one of the Sound Four or was it five? Anyway, she was the only one who used sound in combat. When you stop to think about it, it was a nice melody if it wasn't for the fact that she wasn't trying to kill us with it.

Shikamaru: I know a melody.

Temari: What?

Shikamaru: And we can sing it together.

Temari: What are you talkin' 'bout?

Shikamaru: I've got the secret key to you.

Shikamaru makes a hand seal and extends his shadow to Temari causing her to approach him as he approaches her until they're face to face.

Shikamaru: Let's make our own music.

Shikamaru kisses Temari.

Shikamaru: We could harmonize…

Shikamaru kisses Temari again.

Shikamaru: …in ecstasy.

Shikamaru breaks his jutsu and Temari tackles him again. This time, Shikamaru takes more initiative as they frantically undress each other, kissing each other all over. Temari begins starts stroking Shikamaru's member until he becomes erect, she then starts kissing Shikamaru on his chest, working her way down.

Shikamaru: Yeah, yeah, do it.

Temari finally reaches her target and wraps her lips around Shikamaru making him moan loudly. Using his shadow, Shikamaru swings Temari's legs around to her pelvic area is over his face. Not wanting to let Temari outdo him this time, Shikamaru start to quickly lap up Temari's lips with his tongue. The sensation causes Temari to stop sucking Shikamaru and buck her hips on his face.

Temari: (thinking) Oh, shit, that feels good.

Feeling that Shikamaru was now getting the better of her, Temari starts to suck Shikamaru furiously making him cum in her mouth.

Shikamaru: Damn it! Fuck!

Temari swallows Shikamaru's seed, she looks at Shikamaru, smiling while she wipes her mouth.

Temari: What's wrong?

Shikamaru: I can't believe I let you do that to me.

Temari: Well, get ready, 'cuz I'm 'bout to do a whole lot more to you.

Temari pushes Shikamaru to the floor and hovers above his still erect penis. She places him at her entrance and slides down his shaft.

Temari: Oh, that's nice.

Temari start to slide up and down Shikamaru while the both of them rubbed her clit with one hand with the other rubbing one of each other's nipples. Shikamaru slides his moves his hands to her hips to help balance her as she leans her head back. Her breathing intensifies the closer she gets to her climax.

Temari: Ah, ah, ahh…

Shikamaru jams his mouth into hers to silence her while she comes all over his penis. When she comes down, he pulls her back to the floor with him.

Temari: You just lied there again, I can't believe you.

She looks at him and notices a dubious smirk on his face.

Temari: What are you smiling at?

Shikamaru: I'm not finished, I was just letting you get yours.

Shikamaru turn over putting Temari on her back, he then flips her over on her stomach and enters her from behind. Shikamaru starts to thrust into Temari wildly while he kisses her all over her neck and shoulder, he looks at her face and she a content smile plastered on her face. As Shikamaru braces himself with one hand and intertwine the finger on his other hand with hers, Temari could hear Shikamaru making wild, grunting noises.

Temari: (thinking) I've never seen him like this, he must be really into this.

The sweat of their bodies glistens in the night and the sound of their breaths could barely be heard outside of the refinery as the lovers were careful to not get themselves caught until the explode together.

Shikamaru & Temari: Ahhh!

Shikamaru dismounts Temari and starts to get dressed, Temari rolls over with the same smile she had earlier on her face. After putting his pants on, Shikamaru sits down on one of the crates and catches Temari staring at him.

Shikamaru: What are you lookin' at?

Temari: You, stud.

Shikamaru grins as Temari gets up and walks over to him, they embrace each other tightly.

Shikamaru: Hey, are you going back to your village after the mission's over?

Temari: Well, I was…

Temari kisses Shikamaru.

Temari: …but I gotta make sure that this wasn't a fluke.

Shikamaru: You think this was a fluke? How troublesome. Anyway, hurry up and get dressed, it's almost morning.