I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

So Obvious

Shikamaru and Temari head to breakfast with the rest of the team. Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, and Lee look on as Temari was busy making eyes at Shikamaru who was uncharacteristically blushing.

Naruto: (thinking) Boy, they're not even hiding it.

Sakura: (thinking) Could they be anymore obvious?

Hinata: (thinking) Well, I shouldn't say anything with what Naruto and I did.

Lee: You two seem very youthful despite the long night you had.

Shikamaru: Yeah, it was a VERY long night, right, Temari?

Temari: Eh, not that long.

Temari notices the look of annoyance on Shikamaru's face, she smiles at him.

Temari: But satisfying.

Shikamaru: (sighs) How troublesome. Anyway, Naruto and Hinata are up today, Lee and Sakura got tonight. Be sharp, we don't want to mess this mission up on the last night.

Everyone heads to their appropriate baths to clean themselves.

Naruto: So what happened?

Shikamaru: What are you talkin' about?

Naruto: Oh, come on, I saw you too at breakfast. You can't tell me nothin' happened last night.

Shikamaru: (sighs) How troublesome, yeah, we got it on last night.

Naruto: Oh, yeah!

Shikamaru: I'm tellin' you man, that chick gets under my skin.

Naruto: Then why'd you get with her?

Shikamaru: Cuz she's one funky chick, man. She's a stone fox.

Naruto: Yeah, she is pretty hot and she's older too. Man, how'd you too even get together?

Shikamaru: I don't know, it just sorta happens. We'll see each other and ya' know, the only thing that really keeps our hands off of each other is when other people are around. It just turns me on when she starts running her mouth.

Naruto: Yeah, come to think of it, when she's around is the only time I've ever seen you lose your cool.

Shikamaru: Right.

Naruto: So, does that mean you two are gonna get together?

Shikamaru: I don't know, I take things as they come.

Naruto: Like last night?

Naruto and Shikamaru chuckle together.

Naruto: Hey, Lee, why are you so quiet over there? Where's your youth?

Rock Lee: Oh, sorry, it's just that spending all of this time with Sakura has brought back my old feelings for her.

Shikamaru: You used to like Sakura?

Naruto: Big time, you should've seen him when we first met him. He kicked me and Sasuke's asses and then professed his love for Sakura all triumphant, it was so magical.

Shikamaru and Naruto laugh together as Shikamaru tries to envision Naruto story.

Shikamaru: Did he do the thumbs up with the incredibly shiny teeth?

Naruto: Yeah!

Shikamaru and Naruto burst out into uproarious laughter. After a moment Shikamaru brings order to the conversation as he notices Lee's embarrassment.

Shikamaru: Chill out, Naruto. Can't you see our boy's in love.

Naruto: Yeah, they grow up so fast. Anyway, you know what you're problem was?

Lee: No, I do not.

Naruto: Well, first, you kicked Sasuke's ass. A blind, baby monkey could've told you that Sakura wouldn't like that. I mean, I just wanted to kick his ass and she didn't like me and we're on the same team. And second, you just came on too strong. I was at her every day, she just doesn't like high energy guys. You gotta be smooth, man, smooth. Talk to him, Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: Just don't be troublesome, that's all I can tell you.

Lee: You two may be right.

Lee start to jot down Naruto and Shikamaru's advice, Shikamaru just looks at him.

Shikamaru: Troublesome.

Meanwhile, Sakura, Hinata, and Temari were discussing last night's events.

Sakura: So how was he?

Temari: Well, he wasn't usual self?

Sakura: Really? Wait, you two have been together before?

Temari: He might as well get his mail delivered to my vagina as many time as he's been in there, well he does deliver his package.

Hinata: So, does that means that you two are in a relationship?

Temari: No, but we might as well be.

Hinata: But how could you if you're not in a relationship?

Temari: I don't know, I guess neither one of us have put it into words yet. Besides, didn't you just screw Naruto and you two aren't in a relationship, you haven't even had a date, yet.

Hinata: Well, I guess you're right.

Temari: So, speaking of relationships, we know me and Hinata's status, what about you Sakura? Who's been puttin' you to sleep?

Sakura: Uh, no one.

Temari looks at Sakura in shock.

Temari: (thinking) What's with this village?

Sakura recoils in embarrassment from Temari's stare.

Temari: I figured you'd be scorin' plenty cock in that village, is it the forehead?

Sakura: No! It's just that I was saving myself for Sasuke.

Temari: Sasuke? Sasuke? Oh, you mean that douche bag that my brothers and I had to come save your friends while they were trying to bring him back?

Sakura: Yeah, but I don't think he's coming back. Even if we're able to bring him back, he's going directly to jail, and he won't even pass go.

Hinata: Sakura, if I remember right, Neji told me that Lee likes you. Why don't you give him a try? He seems nice enough.

Sakura: Yeah, but he's so damn weird.

Hinata & Temari: Yeah, he really is.

Temari: Weirdness aside, isn't he the guy that the trains for no damn reason?

Sakura: Yeah.

Temari: Well, I bet that he can go all night and then some.

Sakura: What do you mean?

Temari: Well, with all of that training, his stamina has got to be out of this world. Well, you'll see what I mean one day.