Chapter 16
ON THE ROAD TO SAM WITWICKY'S HOUSE…
Silverbolt: So why are we going to Sam's house?
Bumblebee: Oh, we're not going to Sam's house in Mission City, he moved to Albany, New York.
Skids: He did?
Bumblebee: Of course, and the Autobot headquarters are now there as well.
Skids: How come Mudflap and I were not told about that?
Bumblebee: Because we couldn't get you to stay in one area without leaving while we were talking about vital information.
Skids: Oh.
Silverbolt: So Mudflap was your twin brother.
Skids: Yeah, the poor guy didn't really live much of his life either.
Cheetor: He seemed very hyper.
Bumblebee: Well, let's just say that he was a very hyperactive bot, and Skids just never stops talking.
Silverbolt: Oh.
MEANWHILE ON THE WAY TO THE EX-AUTOBOT HEADQUARTERS…
Blackout: Why don't we just portal ourselves to Mission City, make it a lot easier.
Mudflap: But we Autobots don't travel by portal…
Demolishor: Oh shut up already!
Blackout: Well FYI, but we Decepticons do!
Mudflap: We'll be there before Bumblebee and Skids!
Blackout: Oh well, but then they'll know that you've betrayed them just to save your worthless hide!
Mudflap: But Ratchet says that "All life is precious".
Rampage: We Decepticons don't care about life except our own.
Scavenger: And if you get left behind, it's every-bot-for-himself.
Mudflap: That's not what we Autobots do…
Blackout: You're with the Decepticons now, so get used to it!
Mudflap: I'll never join your team!
Rampage: What makes you think that Prime will take you back now since you've betrayed your Autobot friends?
Mudflap: Optimus would never leave a bot behind…
Blackout: But your friends left you behind to be exterminated which they think happened to you.
Long Haul: We Constructicons don't leave a fellow Decepticon behind, right Blackout?
Blackout: Yes, you DID resurrect me along with Lord Megatron out of the Laurentian Abyss.
Overload: With us, you'd be on an unstoppable force that'll conquer the universe and you will not have to worry about fearing Devastator.
Mudflap: But I don't wanna be a Decepticon…
Blackout: Then you're on your own because no one would take you on their team!
AT SAM WITWICKY'S HOUSE…
Silverbolt: So what, you just ring the doorbell and he answers or you just go into that shed and he assumes whether you're home or not.
Bumblebee: Well, it's polite to say that we're here, is it not?
Skids: Yeah, you just don't wanna barge in or walk across the grass, his parents will kill you if you just slightly touch Mrs. Witwicky's bush.
Silverbolt: Oh so they're neat freaks. I wonder what kind of animal is a neat freak.
Bumblebee: Well actually they're humans, not animals.
Silverbolt: Never heard of that species before.
Skids: Let's go in that shed. I'm beat. Get it? Because I transform into a Chevrolet Beat! *he starts blabbering on and on about his new made joke*
Bumblebee: Now I'm certain that Sam heard us so let's just head into the shed.
Silverbolt: Is there any beds?
Skids: Wow! You must be really used to that kind of stuff if we see you in clothes and trying to act like humans.
Silverbolt: Well it gets to your head after acting like a child for over two years.
Skids: *he changed the subject* I met a worm the other day and he said his name was Mr. Head and I said "That is very sadistic because I can't see one!"
Silverbolt: That was probably the lamest joke that I've ever heard before!
Skids: Because you've never heard one before!
Bumblebee: I thought you were beat…
Silverbolt: I got a joke for you: Knock knock!
Skids: Oh I love these jokes! Who's there?
Silverbolt: Boo!
Skids: Boo who?
Silverbolt: Why are you crying? It's just a joke!
Bumblebee: I got one for you: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?
Silverbolt: What?
Bumblebee: Close the door. I'm dressing!
Skids: Have you ever seen a bacon strip?
Silverbolt: OK! Let's stop the jokes and go take a nap like Cheetor has.
Bumblebee: There's a good idea.
Skids: I just hope that those Constructicons don't find us because they really scare me, especially when they combine and form Devastator. He is really, really frightening because his mouth can be like a vacuum and start sucking up everything in his path including robots who are grinded into scrap…
Bumblebee: Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Skids!
Silverbolt: Isn't that what happened to Mudflap?
Skids: *he started to wail* I just got over that!
Silverbolt: I'm sorry.
Skids: *he perked up a bit* Well how do you do Sorry! I'm Skids!
Silverbolt: I mean I regret what I said.
Bumblebee: Let's take that nap now.
Silverbolt: Sure.
Skids: What do you get when you cross and elephant with a kangaroo?
Bumblebee: Go to sleep, Skids!
Skids: Great big holes all over Australia!
Silverbolt: You're a really good comedian, Skids!
Skids: Why thank you!
Silverbolt: You should run your own talk show!
Bumblebee: If I have to get up, the two of you will be sorry!
Skids: You'll change our names to Sorry?
Bumblebee: Just go to sleep and that's an order!
*there wasn't a peep after that, except for snoring*
AT THE EX-AUTOBOT BASE…
Blackout: Deserted! Not a f***en sign of any damned Autobot! *Mudflap was shaking in fear*
Mudflap: One's right here!
Blackout: Which one is it?
Mudflap: Me!
Demolishor: You've lied to us!
Muflap: I didn't know that they were going to move else where!
Barricade: *he pulls up near the other Decepticons and transformed*
Blackout: Well?
Barricade: No Samuel James Witwicky or any Witwicky in that house. The only person in the house is some dude named Gurjiit Singh.
Rampage: Definitely not who we're looking for!
Mixmaster: Now we can destroy him right? *he points to Mudflap*
Blackout: No. We'll access his mind for the location of the new Autobot base.
Mudflap: But I was never told anything about they were relocating!
Scalpel: Just shut up and hold still. *he attached Mudflap's head to a computer*
Frenzy: I'll search his memory files! *he speedily searched through all the memory files within thirty seconds* Nothing about a new base or anything about Sam moving to a new home.
Blackout: F***!
The Constructicons: F***!
Brawl: F***! F***! F***!
Soundwave: Damn it!
Barricade: Shit!
Scalpel: The sonofa bitch probably wiped that part of his memory.
Long Haul: So this Autobot is of no use to us.
Blackout: Just beat him up and throw him far. We'll capture another Autobot sooner or later.
Hightower: With pleasure! *they beat up poor Mudflap then transformed into Devastator and threw him as far as they could*
Devastator: There he goes!
Frenzy: Going, going, going, GONE!!! Nice throw!
A Voice: What's all the yelling about?
Blackout: We can't find those f***en Autobots!
The Voice: Haven't you heard that they moved to Albany, New York?
Blackout: Sure they did!
The Voice: They moved to Albany because they wanted to make you look like stupid idiots and go to this abandoned base.
Blackout: Who are you, bitch?
The Voice: One of Megatron's loyal and humble servants!
Devastator: Yeah right Screamer!
Starscream: I'd go to Sam Witwicky's house first. *he opened a portal*
Blackout: Well this is a first, your actually helping your fellow Decepticons out!
Starscream: *he smirked* Whoever said this portal is for you? *he flew in it*
Blackout: Why that two faced, no good, idiotic sonofa f***en bitch!
Barricade: Damn! Now he'll get all the fame and glory for himself!
Scalpel: I downloaded his portal's coordinates!
Blackout: Thank-you Scalpel! *the small Decepticon opened a portal* Decepticons, let's beat that idiot's tailpipe!
All Decepticons: YEAH!!! *they transformed and flew into the portal*