Mission 2: Mysterious Man...
***So after the team mission one, Yuna finally got her health. Lulu & Wakka join the team...with Vidina of course but...he's too yough for the battle...SO! Tidus want to ask Yuna to marry BUT HOW! Well...we don't know... All Spira is calm...but... suddently a call from Beveille... *aah!* ***
Rikku:OUUUUUHH!!!! Finally a mission!!!
Yuna:Hey we don't know for sure it's a mission! ... ... ... It's a call from Beveille the message is they have been some kind of sacred objet that been stolen...weird
Wakka:What we waiting for!!! I'll beat him with my blitzball!!
Tidus:Just don't hit me again...
Lulu:Well...I'll stay here...
Rikku:Tee Hee!
Wakka:Why you're laughing?
Rikku:You ripped your pants! HAHA! You have Pink boxer and it's write PRINCESS on it!!
Wakka:WHAT!?!?!
Tidus:Pinky Princess!!!
Wakka:That not my boxer...I just borrow one from Lulu
Lulu:Euh...I wear G-String...
Wakka:Lulu...you don't help me...
Yuna:Umm...Guys...TIME IS RUNNING!!!
Tidus:Well let's go!
*** When the gang arrived... Baralai explain the situation: Someone stole some sacred object... Some of those that Yuna know very much...Some of thoses who was there when she got married with Seymore. Strange...But It's can't be him...So who could at be...***
Tidus:(All the thing to remind me that I've to find something to ask Yuna her hand...)
Yuna:Wow...I'm...little confused...
Rikku:Well they all think that is you who had stole those thing...that what I heard...Maybe...we can fix it...
Wakka:Sound like mission yah?
Tidus:Sure is Pinky boy!
Wakka:SHUUUT! Don't scream this to everyones!!!!
Rikku:Why not? You don't love you're little pinky g-string!
Yuna:Guys stop!! We have a mission here...we got to fix the fact that I never stole some sacred object AND find the real rubber! I'm scared they will put me on jail if we don't find a proof that i'm innocent!
Tidus:I'll do anything to keep you with me!
Wakka:Yeah dude! Yuna gonna be alright? Yah? Yah?
Yuna:Well I don't really know...
Tidus:Hey...Where the smile that you did the first time we met? I miss it...
Yuna:Umm...Well wheres the guy who kiss me on Malcalania?
Tidus:Well...still there *kiss Yuna*
Wakka:You kiss her at Malcalania!?!?!?!? You never told me this!!
Rikku:Well you're not the only one who doesnt know!!!
Tidus:Well...It's not your business!
Soldier: HEY YOU! Miss Yuna...I must arrested you for the crime! You're the principal suspect! If you don't show me a proof that you're innocent this evening...You'll go to the jail!
Tidus:I dare you to touch her!!!
Wakka:Touch!
Tidus:NOT YOU WAKKA!!!!
Wakka:Huh...Sorry...kind a...very nervous you know..
Rikku:Take me!
Yuna:HUH!?
Rikku:Give Yunie 3 days... and take me instead!
Soldier:Umm...Well...ok that a deal!
Tidus:NO! Why we don't give WAKKA!!!
Wakka:Yeah! HUH! I mean! NO!
Yuna:Rikku...I'll never forget what you do for me!
Rikku:Have fun guys and don't forget! Time is running AND WAKKA HAS A PINKY G-STRING!
Soldier:O_O! WHAT!...Oh well...Come!
Yuna:Well...What we do now?...
Wakka:I Know! We dance some MACARINA!
Tidus:NO WAY!
Yuna:Hey look guys they have someone who check us!
Tidus:Where!?
Yuna:He run away!! **begin to run**
Tidus:Wait!
Yuna:Where is he?
Wakka:Look he fly away with the old airship!
Yuna:No it's a reproduction of!! We got to pursuit him in the airship!!
Tidus:Well let's go!
***The all gang go to the airship and the pursuit began! But suddently some cloud make thing going very bad! They lost the old airship and the airship is GOING DOWN!***
Yuna:We got to restart the engine!!
Lulu: Let's see if I can use thunder to restart this engine!!
Wakka:Like before heh!?
Lulu: Well for the first time Yuna is not in danger...
Wakka: Well...We are all in danger so Yuna is in danger!
Tidus: Wow...Wakka is...rr...rr...right... (incroyable)
Yuna: Umm...guys just a commentary...you know...WE ARE GOING DOWN!! So what are you waiting for!!
***Suddently...the airship crash...but all gang are safe...but the baby is gone! And...Yuna too!***
Tidus:YUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Wakka:VIDINAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lulu: SHUT UUUUUUUUP!!
Wakka:But Lulu...Vidina his gone!
Lulu: I know... But Yuna too...So we're at Guadosalam...So let's see if she's not here!
Tidus:Umm...Some bad memory there...
***Suddently the ring fell down of Tidus clothes***
Wakka:Huh...Dude...you wear wedding ring?
Tidus:GIVE ME THAT! Well...no... It's for something else!
Lulu:***Slap Tidus*** HOW DARE YOU TO CHEAT ON YUNA!!!
Tidus:I'm not cheating on her ITS FOR HER!
Wakka: Woah!
***From far away*** NEVER!!!!!!!
Tidus:Yuna!!!!
???:Stay back!!!!! She's mine now!!
Tidus:Never! Than...WHO the heck are you?
???:Seymore's brother... Syphus...Well...the only way she'll not be in jail...it's she gonna marry me!! I'm very more powerful than my brother I can kill her! Or...I can kill her best dream heh!
Yuna:No!! Not him!! Well take me!! I'll marry you...
Tidus:THE ONLY ONE WHO IS GONNA MARRY HER IT'S ME! (dammit)
Yuna:Really...** Go hug Tidus BUT get grab by Syphus**
Syphus: Oh...cute...NO! I TAKE YOU!!! We gonna get marry!! ** Call soldier **
Yuna:TIDUUUUS!!!
Wakka:Hey where is my baby!!!
Syphus:Take it!!! **trow the baby** I dont need him anymore!
Lulu:I got him!
Tidus:Yuna...*snif*...I...LOVE YOU!!
Yuna:***Kick Syphus and take her guns*** That enough!!! Guado Suck! And I'm gonna shoot all guado in f*** spira!!!!!!
Wakka:O_O
Lulu:O_O
Tidus:O_O
O_O (Vidina)
Syphus:O_O
Yuna:Well just TAKE THIS ***Shoot like hell on Syphus (well...that the trigger happy)***
Tidus:Yuna...you shot the tree!
Yuna:Damn! He look too much like it!!
Wakka: I know how to beat him!! ** Show his G-string**
Syphus:AAAAHH!!! ....Too...much...pink...I...can't...see...anything...IM BLIND!!!
Rikku: HIIIIIIIYYAAAAA!!!
Syphus:AAAAHH!!....Another g-string...too...yellow... IM BLIND AGAIN!!!
Yuna:What you doing here!?
Rikku:Well...I...kinda...hot girl you know...
Lulu:...Oh boy!!
Syphus: I KNOW!!! YOU THE LITTLE BLONDE!!! YOU GONNA MARRY ME!!!
Rikku:Well...I'll do it if you confess that you do the crime!
Syphus: Well...Ok...
Rikku:Nice!
Yuna:Why you do that!? You don't know him!
Rikku:Exacly! So we gonna do the thing without being interrupted by compliment or some thing like this!
Lulu:You're lucky...me I have to put my finger in my ear when I do it!
Wakka:That why you do this...
Tidus:Well...Yuna...Umm...*becoming red*
Yuna:What you wanna tell me?
Tidus:I'm kinda... little nervous...
Yuna:Don't be scared...
Tidus:Will you...uh...marry...me...
Yuna:Forever! *Kiss Tidus*
Rikku:YEAH!! Two wedding mean two party!!
Syphus:Forget about our mariage I found a hotty girl more than you!
Rikku:WHAT!?!?! WHO!?!?!
Syphus:Well...it's a boy...I love him so much
Wakka:WHO IS HE!?!
Syphus:SHUYIN!
Tidus:Not the guys who look like me!?!!?
Syphus:Yeah...I was love you but you love another girl!
Tidus:Why I ask this question...
Lulu:Well...I think this case is over!
Yuna:Yeah...I have to prepare me for the wedding!
***So the gang return...Syphus go to the jail...And he found his match...Brother. END because we all dont want details with that!!!***