Mission 3: Nightmare Wedding...
***The day of the wedding is tomorrow...the gang are exited...except Yuna...She's pretty nervous...Many question on her head...Well...she had allways the same nightmare that Tidus disapeard in the wedding...and she become all alone...***
Yuna:(why this dream make me feel so down...my wedding it's tomorrow and I don't know why now I'm not ready...)
Lulu:Yuna...You seem sad...You don't want to marry Tidus?
Yuna:Of course I want it's just...
Lulu:Well why you're sad...Let's go! We have many thing to do today!
Rikku:Hey Yunie where are you been? We were waiting for you!
Yuna: I'm so sorry...I'm...tired you know...
Tidus:Heh...don't be worried everyting is alright...I love you so much...
Yuna:(I love you to...but if you disapear...) ok...
Wakka:Alright! So me and Tidus gonna pass the all journey together and girls you do the same thing with Yuna.
Tidus:I'm not sure that...
Rikku:DEAL! Let's go...
Tidus: What!?
Wakka: Lucas here we come!!!
Brother: I wanna come to!
Tidus: NOOO!! Not two idiots together!!...Euh...Hey when did you get out of prison?
Brother: Long story...all begin when I doggy styled with all guard...and they all run...and after that Syphus slap me and said to me that I was a cheater nympho!
Tidus: Why I have to hear that just the day before my wedding...
Wakka: Oh gosh...How long is your...
Tidus: STOP!!! I DON'T WANT A KNOW!!!!
Brother: Whatever let's play Blitzball!!
Tidus: Yeah...That it's the best idea you have...
***Girls side at the hot tube***
Yuna: (I'm wondering if Tidus is nervous to the wedding...I love him so much...I don't want him to go...)
Lulu: Yuna...what happen...you are so lunatic...tell us!
Yuna: Well...
Rikku: Do you want to get married?
Yuna: Of course! I'm just afraid..I don't want him to disappear!
Rikku: Don't worries...If he disappear...Shuyin can replace him...he's so good in sex...
L ulu: You slept with him?
Rikku: Oh yeah...What you think Yuna is the only one who can go at the Farplane?
Lulu: No of course...I slept with him 30 times!
Yuna: WHAT!?!?!
Rikku: Oh Yuna...I know you are tromatize...But look at us...and look at you...we all know that you are the baby's daddy and we are the slut...ok...you begin to be sexy with your mini short and you show a little your boobies...But Look at me...I don't even remember the time I was virgin...and Lulu...I think she was born with a dildo.
Yuna: BITCH! (Slap her) I CAN BE A SLUT!
Rikku: Ok I dare you to sleep with Kimari!
Yuna: That is not slut it's zoofilia!
Lulu: she's right!
Rikku: Sleep with us...
Yuna: I can't...
Lulu: Well...it's alright...Rikku have weird idea...so are you ready for tomorrow?
Yuna: Yes...
***The Wedding day***
Yuna: All Spira are here!?
Lulu: Yes they all want to see the ex high summoner...
Yuna: (I see Tidus...I'm so happy that we are together...
***The wedding begin, Yuna and Tidus don't stop staring each other...and the kiss come...and they get married...they return to airship for the big party***
Tidus: Hey...I love you Yuna... Lulu tells me that you were wondering about me...
Yuna: Why she can't keep a secret...
Tidus: I didn't disappear...I'm with you forever...
Yuna: And ever...***they kiss...and make love...but a little hard***
Rikku: Omg...I think Tidus is good...make me exited
Brother: Come with me!!
Rikku: AWW i'm tired to do it with you
Wakka: Euh...Everyone...did you see Vidina?
Lulu: Damn he's sleeping in the chamber where...well he gonna have fun...