Kyuubi no Kitsune
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or something what might appear in this. The only things that I DO own are some characters that I am going to put in it some time.
Rokujou
Naruto looked at the chuunin responsible for the naming of the teams. He was growing bored. Finally he had managed to select and outfit that made Kyuubi agree with the choice. It was a black outfit one of the rare black or other then orange coloured clothes he had. He had bought it once to play a prank and had forgotten about it. It looked cool on him. He had accidentally bought something a few sizes too big for him but that didn't matter now. It fit perfectly now since he had grown since the prank which had been 3 years ago.
When he heard his name being spoken by Iruka he perked up:
"Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke."
Naruto's eye twitched and he felt anger welling up within him. Kyuubi laughed and said:
"You don't like the Uchiha kid, do you? The anger cropped within you is very powerful. I wish that I could be able to feel the blood splattering all over my body as his body lies on the ground bleeding. Kit you need to promise me one thing. If you ever fight that Uchiha kid let me take over and I'll kill him. Until then I want you to train harder then anyone. I'll take over your training for now and you'll see results soon."
Unknown to anyone a smile made its way to Naruto's face. This was not his normal cheerful smile: this was a full-blown maniacal smile which would frighten most people to death. Naruto waited for the Jounin to come pick them up. He had seen a pretty girl wearing a red coat with something that appeared like bandages on it. He filed away her face for now since it possessed such beautiful red eyes.
When the Jounin finally appeared Naruto's eyes had taken a red shine and he looked ready to rip the man apart. The man just entered with a casual greeting like he wasn't late at all.
Sakura screeched something about being late and Naruto just kept silent.
Inwardly he though:
"Why can't that stupid bitch shut up? I'd give a fortune for something to let her shut up."
Out loud he said:
"Why were ya so late?"
Kakashi shrugged and said:
"I got lost on the road of life."
Naruto raised an eyebrow and said:
"Why don't you tell us something about yourself? After all we had to wait almost three hours before you finally showed up."
Kakashi shrugged and said:
"Lets go to the roof then. We can talk there."
Naruto did as he was told and soon he was on the roof with Sakura and Sasuke. Inside his head the voice of the great Demon fox was heard:
"He looks really geeky. Are you sure that he can teach you something?"
Naruto just looked at the Jounin and said:
"Alright. You want to tell us what your name is or do we need to go to the old man and force you to quit teaching us because you were late. I remember hearing from Iruka-sensei about a Shinobi rule that states that a Shinobi should always appear on time at any assignment even if it is a lame one."
Kakashi looked at Naruto with a raised eyebrow and said:
"That is indeed a rule. But that doesn't mean that I uphold that rule. As for introductions: I am Hatake Kakashi and am a Jounin rank ninja. I have many hobbies and I dislike people who abandon their team. You, Pinky tell me about your likes and dislikes."
Sakura looked at the Jounin and said:
"My name is Haruno Sakura. I like… my hobbies are… and I dislike Ino-pig and Naruto."
She glanced at Sasuke with ever mention of a sentence. The boy was just staring at Kakashi and as Kakashi said that the brooding kid should tell everyone about himself he answered:
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. What I like is none of your business. I don't have a hobby but it is more of an ambition… I want to kill a certain man."
Kakashi thought about that and said:
"Alright. Now it's your turn blondie."
Naruto's face contorted briefly into a grimace full of anger and hatred and his eyes briefly turned a blood red. Then he regained his control and said:
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto, I like Sakura-chan and Ramen. My only dislikes are the time it takes for Ramen to cook and Sasuke-teme."
Kakashi shrugged and said:
"Tomorrow we are going to hold a little survival training. Be there around eight o 'clock in the morning. And don't eat. You are going to puke it all out if you do."
Then he disappeared in a poof of smoke. Naruto looked at his team mates and couldn't help but be disgusted with them. Sasuke was a kid with only vengeance on his mind apparently. He had met Itachi a few years ago when he was still a little kid around five years old. Itachi had then been promoted to ANBU leader and had trained him for same time letting him see some of the ANBU techniques. Naruto didn't know why but Sasuke seemed to be a brooding kid and didn't like to spend time with anyone. The only one that Sasuke looked up to was his older brother.
The Uchiha's didn't like Naruto being near their house and thus had chased him away a few times. One time Itachi had seen it and then had come to Naruto's house. After eating a bowl of Ramen with the kid Itachi had gone back to his house and had left a promise to train Naruto in all which would become invaluable within time. So Itachi had set out to train Naruto to become a Shinobi and had succeeded well.
Flashback
A five year old Naruto was standing in a clearing with Itachi standing next to him. The older boy who was around eleven at that time spoke up:
"The thing that is the prime aspect of a shinobi is stealth. Use the shadows to your own skin and you shall be invisible."
Naruto nodded and went into a shadow and tried to disappear. Itachi sighed and said:
"You have to make yourself almost invisible to your enemy. Like this."
Then Itachi stepped into a shadow and seemingly disappeared. Only a blurry image could be seen. Then he appeared behind Naruto and tickled the younger boy's ribs making the kid laugh.
Itachi resumed teaching Naruto about several things that were unmistakeable ANBU level at least. Techniques were discussed to make the earth swallow the enemy and immobilise their forces. Apparently Itachi was either thinking that Naruto didn't get the general idea of the lesson or he was just a genius who thought that Naruto must know as much as he did. And indeed within a few lessons Naruto was able to use a jutsu called Doton: tsuchi suteru no jutsu. It made it possible for him to hide in the earth and then attack from below.
Itachi had been proud of his student. So proud that he had taken Naruto out on a small shopping trip and bought him a new set of kunai coupled with a black jacket and pants. When asked for the reason for buying them the Uchiha heir just said:
"I thought that you should wear something less attention drawing then that orange suit. Black really suits you."
Then the Uchiha heir had been whisked away by a pair of ANBU who wanted to talk with him about their next mission. Itachi had smiled at Naruto and the boy had smiled back.
Then the Uchiha massacre had happened and Naruto caught a fleeting look of Itachi as the boy darted over the rooftops and finally disappeared into the forest. Naruto hadn't paid much attention to it but then he heard about the Massacre after a day and he let a tear fall to the ground.
End Flashback
But now was a time for rejoice. He would finally get something done here. With a cry of Doton: Tsuchi Sutero no Jutsu he was hidden in the earth and sneaked up on Sasuke with the idea of pranking him a little. Kyuubi snickered in his mind and said:
"Try this, kid."
Then information was suddenly being uploaded into his brains and suddenly he knew a Jutsu which would shock the boy. He appeared out of the ground behind Sasuke and softly he said:
"Oiroke no Jutsu"
Sasuke knew that someone was standing behind him and when he turned around he saw a very voluptuous naked woman standing there with a grin on her face. She leaned over and said:
"You want to have me pretty boy? Then catch me."
Naruto in female form jumped at Sasuke who just did what anyone would do when having another person flying at them with great speed. He extended his arms and Naruto landed in them and snuggled a little making some blood trickle out of Sasuke's nose. Then Narutoi decided to stop playing around and he rose and his breasts hit Sasuke's face and got covered with blood as Sasuke's nose exploded in a shower of blood.
Kyuubi grinned in his mind and she briefly began to rattle the cage she was kept in and shouted:
"Go get him Naruto! That's my boy! Woohoo!"
After Kyuubi's applause he paused and looked at Sasuke with an evil grin forming on his face. Then he got towards Sasuke and got him out of his clothes and grabbed some rope and then tied him with the rope and hung him off the ceiling clothed in only his boxers.
A few hours later the person who found Sasuke was Iruka who had just finished a mission. After hearing the amazing story about the woman Iruka just blinked and shrugged. It wasn't really his concern.
Naruto went to bed that night with a devilish smirk on his face while the Youkai within his mind was partying about something and shouting things like that she would want to get within his pants. Of course Naruto knew nothing of the birds and the bees or else he would have blushed like crazy.
One extremely horny Kyuubi no Kitsune sat in her cage within the body of the boy she had grown to like. Going without sex was just as bad as going without killing. Damn she either wanted to kill something or just wanted to have a man pleasure her. Is that too much to ask for her?
Sighing she just decided to do it on her own and work off some stress. The dreams that Naruto had did give very much information about the female body. After all when one's spirit is bound to another they should be able to watch anything they do.
A new chapter. I hope that you have enjoyed it because I think that this was a good chapter. Next time will be training day. Expect it to come out soon.
choose whatever girl you'd like to see Naruto with. Tsunade, Anko, Kin Tsuchi, Temari, Haku, random ANBU girl
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