Kyuubi no kitsune
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Enough ranting about evil sisters and all crazy things that happen around me.
Haku VS Pinky
She looked at the road ahead and noticed that it looked like there were some people coming. She knew that Naruto-kun had asked her to go and wait for them here. She looked at the sky and marvelled at the beauty of it. She always felt so at peace staring at it. She looked at the road again and there she saw the familiar head of blonde hair with the perverted guy that was Hatake Kakashi walking next to the brooding guy she had defeated just three days ago. A tear slid down her cheek as she thought back to the fight between Zabuza and Gatou's mercenaries. He had died to defend her honour. The pink haired girl looked to be extatic about something and when they came within earshot she picked up a fragment of what the girl was saying: "…-Kun why not go out wit me on a date when we get back in the village?"
"No." The kid seemed to be getting colder then ever. Haku wondered how she would be able to stand the little brat. Sure Naruto-kun might provide her with someone to talk about loss. She had the great dragon Ryuumizugiri sealed within her from birth. It came with the bloodline Limit that a dragon of the Icy kind had to be sealed within the heir of the clan and even because her mother hadn't wanted her to become one of the members of the clan she couldn't refuse it and had actually used the pendant that contained the spirits of Ice dragons and had sealed one into her.
When they reached her she looked at Naruto and he nodded and walked over to her: "Hi miss. What are you doing here all by yourself?" "Just travelling towards Konohagakure for a change of scenery kid." Naruto apparently decided that he should act like some untrained bumpkin and shouted: "DON'T CALL ME KID! I'M GOING TO BE THE HOKAGE ONE DAY!"
Naruto looked at her and let a small smile slip to his face. He looked exactly like the dumb moron everyone thought him to be and was currently one of the most powerful shinobi from his age group that he had met. Sure he couldn't beat Kakashi easily but with some amount of skill he could beat the Genin easily even without relying on Kyuubi's power.
Said pervert was looking at the pretty girl and perverted thoughts were running through his head as he said: "We are from Konohagakure and are just returning from a mission. Would you like to travel with us young lady?" she let a blush slip onto her face and said: "I cannot pay for your help mister. I don't have any money with me since my sensei died." Kakashi looked at her and found that there was something familiar about her but couldn't think of it at the moment. For all he knew she could be one of those porn stars he had read about in the latest issue of that magazine that was especially made for men who liked to look at women especially conditioned in the right areas and would fuck for money.
She looked at the man and winked at him making the older pervert turn red with the ecchi thoughts he got. "Sure we'll protect you miss." The answer from Konoha's number one Technique specialist surprised Sasuke a little but when he looked at her a little better he said: "You are that boy I fought against!"
Naruto knew that Sasuke had said something that would incite Haku to go onto a homicidal killing spree. He watched as her eyes took on a blue tint and the temperature in the area chilled to the point that several on the grass leaves were frozen. She looked at the Uchiha brat and said at a tiny that was as cold as the freezing air around her: "A boy you say? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BOY'S CHEST TO YOU?" Then she grabbed the front part of her kimono and ripped it open. Breasts bounced a little as the Kimono was opened and the undershirt momentarily disappeared with a small burst of Kitsune chakra that was dispensed without the Jounin noticing.
Kakashi stared once at the student of Zabuza's chest before keeling over in a dead faint. The sight of real live flesh was just too much for his perverted senses. Even if he was an open pervert he never met a girl which exposed the breasts in public.
Sasuke was stunned at the display. As Haku was standing close he reached forwards and touched one of the breasts incidentally the right one and squeezed it. The look that came from Haku's eyes could have killed men who were so dumb as to mention Fatass in the presence of Chouji. Then Sasuke's nose erupted in a geyser of blood splattering Haku's pink kimono.
Looking at what Sasuke had done and then at the still raging female fury Naruto decided to watch the show as he saw Pinky come up and start harassing Haku. And yes the girl was really mad at Haku-chan: "YOU BLACKHAIRED SLUT! HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE YOUR CHEST AT SAUKE-KUN!" was the first sentence that came out of Sakura's mouth and Haku's undershirt reappeared as the Kitsune chakra did its magic again.
Haku straightened out her kimono and looked at the girl and then at the two unconscious guys. Kakashi's mask was bloody with all the blood that had left the nose of the man and was now streaming down his neck. Haku wondered if she had actually shown something like her genitals to the man if he would have died from blood loss. Now the underdeveloped girl had to say something about it?
"Why do you call me a slut? If the Uchiha kid had asked you to suck him off would you do it?" Sakura looked at that confused: "Why would I suck on Sasuke? It's not like he is some sort of lollipop. You stay away form my Sasuke-kun!"
Haku just snickered and began to look another way: "Shut up pinky I'm thinking of a way to get your stupid gay crush to wake up. Naruto-kun please help me help Hatake-san to get up." Naruto was about to go and help her put Kakashi in a sitting position but Sakura interrupted his movement buy saying: "Now you are going after Naruto-baka too! You really are such a slut that you would happily go and show your tits to him too?" Haku just glared at the girl and said: "Listen pinky. If he isn't complaining then it must either mean that he's used to you calling him a baka or that he just is too stupid to acknowledge the fact that you are a no-talent shinobi who should get executed the moment she exited the academy. In Kirigakure it was totally different. You had to beat the student you were assigned to into a pulp- unless you wanted to get beaten into a pulp. I'll shows you why I was one of the most feared of the Kirigakure Hunter-nin little girl. Ever heard of the Ice Dragon of Kirigakure? It is a good thing that I don't got any mission to kill you or else I would have ripped you apart the moment I laid eyes on you."
Naruto just grinned like an idiot. "She sure is protective of you isn't she? This might get interesting. I think this is what humans classify as a rivalry or a catfight that might occur any moment. If Kakashi doesn't wake up soon he's gonna find a bloody student of his. Humans are so weak when they see the barest hint of flesh." "Hey I'm human and yet you have deemed me worthy of being your mate." "Baka! Did you forget that we are one now? When we first met you accepted the change that made you a Demon. By the way I think that you should apologise for the insult of thinking that I would have let a human have sex with me. You are giving head tonight instead of me."
Naruto watched the proceedings with the pink haired girl and Haku as they glared at each other.
Kakashi woke up a few hours later and Sasuke was carried by Sakura as she still sent glares. That night they made camp and Kakashi said that Konohagakure was still a day walking from the position they were at. There were three tents. One for Kakashi one for Sasuke and Naruto and one for Haku and Sakura. The girls had similar twitches in their eyes and they vowed to kill the other if they made a peep during the night.
The next day Haku came to the discovery that somehow she had fallen asleep and was now currently nestled against the blonde Demon-carrier who was still sleeping soundly. Where Sasuke was could only be one big question mark. She looked at the sleeping kid and decided to have some fun. Gently she took her hair and mussed it up like she had a wild night. With a devious grin on her face she exited the tent to find Kakashi getting out of his own and then freeze as he saw her get out of the tent that was definitively NOT the girl's tent. A squeal of joy was heard and Kakashi turned his head to the girls tent only to find Sasuke shooting out of it with a rapid pace which only the morbidly embarrassed could.
He was currently naked as the day he was born and in possession of a blush on his face. Kakashi could only watch as he knocked Haku down and scooted into the tent. Not pleased with a naked boy crawling over her. She looked back and saw Sasuke in the process of putting on some boxers. Noticing that Naruto's face currently was adorned with an almost diabolical smile she grinned too and got out of the tent. Naruto followed mere minutes after that.
"We had fun didn't we Naru-kun? Making sure that the pink girl got naked into that tent and then placing Uchiha next to her equally naked must have been a dream of her for a long time. I wonder how the parents of Pinky are going to take the fact that she had slept with a naked boy. By the way you are much larger then the Uchiha in size." Naruto grinned and looked at Kakashi who had a look of utter astonishment on his face and clearly was shocked by the prank he had done. With a smile eerily reminiscent of a certain Kitsune Youkai sealed within his belly he walked towards his sensei and grabbed the facemask and pulled it down and finally looked at his sensei's face. With a grin matching Naruto's Haku looked at Hatake Kakashi. She looked at a relatively normal face which could have been called cute if someone ever got to see it. Then the man pulled it up again and looked at her. He raised an eyebrow at her and Naruto but didn't comment on it.
Haku ate breakfast calmly while Sakura was still hyper like a schoolgirl after looking at Sasuke's reproductive organs.
The way back was slightly uneventful and as they were only three hours walking away from Konoha's gates Haku had enough of the girl. If she made another comment about how fantastic Sasuke-kun was or how much of a baka Naruto-kun was she was going to teach the girl a lesson that she wouldn't forget very soon.
"YOU BAKA! YOU INSULT SASUKE-KUN AGAIN YOU BAKA THEN I WILL KILL YOU!" She had enough of the constant shouting of the girl and grabbed Sakura by her throat and said: "Shut up! Your whinyvoice is irritating me." All she got in response was a kick to the stomach and soon the fight was on. Haku grabbed the hair of the younger girl and pulled onto it making the pink brat scream in pain while punching Haku right in the face.
Naruto just watched the fight with a stunned look on his face. Sakura actually lost some parts of her hair that were ripped out. Haku sported several marks on her face which looked to be bruised. On the side of Sakura he saw a split lip and several injuries that looked like they would remain for a while as the bruises were a lot worse then Haku had.
And once again he watched the struggle between the girls as they once again rolled on the floor beating out the shit of each other. He guessed this must be the catfight he had heard other guys talk about when he had overheard some of them on occasion. They talked about a catfight going as far as the girls forgetting their shinobi nature and just brawling. It seemed as if they were brought back to their most primal instincts and just wanted to harm each other.
He finally separated them by doing an improved Sexy no Jutsu that he had made after watching the fight. He could use it to knock out anyone he pleased but it was kinda embarrassing. He looked exactly like the fourth Hokage but with whisker marks and a gorgeous build.
Haku had blushed as red as a tomato and had then stopped fighting with an unconscious Sakura whose mind had gone into an unconscious state after seeing an exceptionally handsome man.
Naruto had grinned and made himself useful by grabbing her hand and helping her up. Then he grabbed Sakura and they had all walked towards Konoha. Off to the village that was going to be the victim of the Demons…
A new chapter made especially for those willing to review it after I posted it. I got many reviews! Thanks guys and I will answer them. Remember that I like reviews!
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Review section
Kitsurumenokitsune: sports a hentaish grin Did you like the scenes between Haku and Pinky? Next chapter is going to be even more exposure to lovely women.
Yenom: I'll keep up the great work ikf you keep on reviewing me. it makes me feel good when i get reviews like yours.
Ranma Hibiki: I hope you liked this chapter.
Foxfirespirit: A lot of girls is assured...
Kyrtythren: I hope that this chapter is better.
Shakeval: Naruto WON'T be gentle with the people he meets in the Chuunin exams. killing them is a prerequisite of course.
June: Dragongirl Jun? Never heard of you but interested nonetheless. You single?Well in my opinion the tone of voice is too high in the anime for Haku to have been a boy. most boys have a slightly heavier voice and even Naruto sounds like some hyper kid. Haku's voice almost sounds like some highschool japanese girl and its calm. Boys atre rather rash and insensitive and it might very well have been a measure to protect herself by claiming that she was a boy. after allit is one good and nice body that Haku posesses andI could imagine a girl posing as a man because she doesn't want to get raped. in some anime's you can barely distinguish between male and female. take for instance Sailor Moon which features Haruka Tenou who dresses as a boy and is regularly mistaken to be of teh male gender. Almost no chest but still female. i hope that answers that question
Kd8gun: Beaten Pinky enough? Or shoudl the next chapter feature a parting gift from Haku?
Rubberneck: Yeah Haku looked like a female but could easily have acted like a boy and even stated that she was a boy. even if you look feminineI didn't notice an Adam's apple on her throat in the anime. I checked the throats of Kakashi and Zabuza and noted that haku's throat is smoother then them and doesn;'t have that typical trademark thatr Asuma, Sandaime, Kakashi, Zabuza and even Itachi posessed. And you must remember that it is my story in which i set the rules. if i want a mass orgy in it then there will be one in it
Dirbatua: Cool indeed. Ice-cold if you ask me.
Akuma's Ryu Knight: Sure. give me some time and i'll get all the girls together with Naruto.
AzureSky123: Glad to hear you think that about the previous chapter.
Jpthug12: I'll work on it as long asI get reviews.
Silverscale: Thanks for prereading this!
Fic Slayr: He'll do that. Not too soon but he'll do that.
Madnarutofan: not really. the only effect the heating up had was that she'd become naked and knocked out. and of course the orgasm that the chakra evoked did knock Haku-chan out.
Deathsyte01: This soon enough?
ShadowCelest117: More like a relation where tehre are a lot of girls willing to fuck someone. After all Kitsune are the horniest of Demons as i read somewhere and are in constant need for sex. I don't know if that is true but in my story it is. Tayuya will be included.
Arsenel: Sasuke will get his fate handed to him. Sakura will endure...unless she gets killed by a less then sane girl.
Momochi Setsuko: congrats for what? i don't remember being rewarded with something. If you meant the chapter then i accept it.
Tiggra: Then i hope you are pleased with this.
Dairokkan: Competition? what competition? The girls for Naruto or Sakura's attempts to kill Naruto by verbally trying to break his eardriums so that he'd listen to her and help her get her Sasuke-kun?
RGFJ: Send me another short review like that and i'll get a twitch in my eyes. a little bit longer the next time and i'll be happy to write a new chapter.
Sleepy Kitty: Here it is. the cat fight was modeled after witnessing it on a party. it was kinda funny to see those girls go at it. one ended with a split lip and hair getting pulled out while the other was bruised. in the end they were both dumped by the guy.
Sekizen Unmei: I like cute and unorthodox pairings. i dislike NaruHina and NaruSaku because they have been done too much to my tastes. I hope to see another review from you.
Skuld's Sentaro4: Sakura got hit pretty much this chapter. i hope you liked it and the prank on Sasuke. I'll give you a sneak preview for the next chapter:
The Buildings werte all made out of bricks or something that looked like mud or sand. Naruto looked at the scenery while grinning. This mission was nice since they got to see Wind country. He noticed that blonde was a rather common hair colour. red was also a lot in this village. Then his attention was called by Kakashi who had stopped.
that enough for you?
JohnnyG: I'll keep up the work if you keep on reviewing.
TimeReaper: Interesting indeed.
Big Daddy Cool: Sakura tried to get Naruto to stop harrassing ehr in the Anime so Haku's there to stop the abuse by the girl. Do you like the result?
Demon-Flying: Well here it is. I hope you liked
