Kyuubi no kitsune
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First Test
He looked at his ceiling. It had been too long for him to remember habving cuddled up to an attractive female who lay in his bed. He looked at Haku's sleeping face and suddenly realised that he was in his bed and with Haku in the same bed as he was. Somehow he had gotten in bed and Haku had also gotten into his bed. Hearing a soft humming come out of the kitchen he began to get up out of bed and softly slipped from between the sheets letting Haku sleep.
When he got to the kitchen he noticed a black-haired woman making some rice on the stove. He just gaped at the woman as she turned around and said: "Have you slept well Naruto-kun?" He remembered everything that had happened but still it hadn't fully penetrated his mind. How the hell could a human show such kindness towards one such as him? But he remembered her being his mother and mothers often have a soft spot for their children.
After he had looked at her he said: "I'll go wake Haku-chan. "With that he turned around and suddenly got an evil idea in his mind. Why not amuse himself a little and actually remove some clothing from Haku? After all he was still a hot-blooded young male so while his mother would be able to bear a half-naked woman roaming through the house he would enjoy it because he would have a good view of Haku's breasts.
"You better keep away from that train of thought Naruto-kun. You'll take her whenever I want you to take her and fuck her into submission." Naruto's face fell a little and when he was about to open his door, the door opened and Haku came out and looked sleepily at him. Clearly she was sleepy or something but he didn't mind. He sighed out loud and looked at her and said: "Mom wants you at the table in ten minutes Haku-chan. Since you are my 'girlfriend' I think it is best you hurry. After all it wouldn't do well to disappoint the mother of your 'boyfriend'."
With a smile in place he walked back to find his mother setting the table. Instinctively he began to help her out and as they had finished setting the table Haku appeared with her long black hair unbound making her look like a typical beauty with her long hair and great assets.
After breakfast was finished a few knocks were heard on the door and Miko went to see who was there. When she opened the door and peered outside she saw a young man in a Chuunin vest standing there. "Hello. Why are you here?" she said and the man stiffened a little at hearing her voice: "Might I ask who you are and what you are doing in my student's house?"
Iruka was looking at the woman who was still looking at him with irritation in his gaze. He wanted to talk to Naruto about the Chuunin Exams that would be held within a few days. The strange woman looked strangely familiar to him as if he had seen her before.
"Well I'm Naruto's mother freshly from the Realm of the Dead." She actually giggled as he looked at her with wide eyes. "Yes and I think I'd like to have a little talk with the Hokage. After all since my son apparently manifested the Kekkai Genkai of our clan I want to make sure that he is once again able to live in his ancestral home and not in this crappy apartment."
She looked at him with a look that bordered on insanity and the man actually recoiled as somehow he got the image of a fully grown Sharingan staring at him. He had in his life met three people who had their Sharingan activated and that still made for a scary sight.
She bade him inside and when the man was inside he looked at her. She seemed to be around her mid-twenties. Something about the statement about her being revived from the dead irked him. How the hell had Naruto known who the hell his mother was? But then the answer came to him. The Kyuubi must have told the boy in some attempt to get out or something.
But here stood a woman radiating something that was odd. She was radiating something that rubbed him the wrong way and made him want to attack her. It puzzled him for a few moments but then he figured what it was. The Kyuubi's Chaka must still be within the body and thus making him hostile to the woman due to the fact that she possessed some of that aura of dread that surrounded the Kyuubi.
Then he noticed the pair sitting there talking to each other and a smile came to Iruka's face. To see Naruto talking with that girl so carefree made him happy seeing that face all happy. Normally Naruto looked like he was angry at someone or jnust a hyprer blonde who wouldn't shut up. Suddenly he noted the woman who introduced herself as Naruto's ,mom say something; "Naruto-kun I'm going to talk to the Hokage for a bit. I'll be back around noon."
Naruto looked at his mother and said back at a casual tone: "Sure mom. I'll help haku-chan cook some dinner." The woman looked at the pair and said: "And if you decide to have sex on the counter then please don't make too much of a mess. I remember that yoru father and I did it once and it was very difficult to explain the stains on his coat." She added with a grin on her face that was eerily reminiscent of her son. "MOOOOMMMM!"
She laughed and then was gone from sight. Naruto just sighed and continued his sentence: "I'd just take her against the wall…" that had the rather comical effect of both iruka and haku blushing beet red. Naruto just grinned and said: "I can't help it that I got a perverted Kitsune living in my stomach occasionally playing strip poker with me. She's urging me to get some action or else suffer stomach cramps for the rest of my life."
Then he took a look at the clock and his eyes went wide: "I'M LATE!" Within ten seconds he was gone dressed in full combat gear off towards the building where the Chuunin exams would be taking place.
He got there just in time. He slammed open the door just to see Kakashi talking to Sasuke and Sakura about them not being able to join the chuunin exams without Naruto. Immediately a katon Jutsu was sent at him and Kakashi avoided it.
The man grinned and said: "You're ready to enter then. Good luck."
Naruto grinned and stepped inside. He looked around for anyone who stood out a little and noticed a grass-nin who seemed to have an unusually high concentration of Chakra around him. Something familiar was there about that guy and Naruto vowed to keep an eye on that guy during the exam. Then there was a team that consisted of a guy wrapped in bandages and one guy that looked like some girl with those clothes that screamed that they were gay. The spiky hair only identified the kid as a male.
Then there was a girl with long black hair. She seemed odd like she didn't really want to be here. "Take her as a pet. She could be of some use if the Kekkai Genkai she has is what I think it is." With that the Kyuubi went back to looking at the other people in the room.
Naruto sat down and then a large poof of smoke was seen and the examiners appeared standing there. Naruto noted a familiar face between them and sighed. How the hell was she here at this time?
He just accepted it for the moment but still Haku stood there smiling at him in particular. He quickly made a few signals in ANBU code: "How the hell did you get here?" she liften an eyebrow and signalled back: "I got selected as an examiner." Naruto's eye twitched and he signalled to her: "Nevermind tehn. But I'm still going to do what I said when we were at home. Maybe not up against a wall but somewhere comfortable at least. Having sex against a wall should be somewhat uncomfortable to you." Haku was keeping a straight face through all of that while Ibiki just stood there looking at the people assembled there and noted the communication between the two. He sighed momentarily before speaking up and breaking up a small fight between some sound guys and a Genin from Konoha. "Listen up you bastards. This is the first exam! I'm your head examiner Morino Ibiki! This is a test of your knowledge so listen up! You start with ten points for ten questions. Every time you answer a question wrongly then you get one point deducted from your score. Every time a team-mate answers wrongly on a question all of you lose a point! Any questions?"
Nobody had a question and sheets of paper were given out to the Genin who set to work. Naruto looked at the sheet and sighed. These questions would be too difficult for normal Genin so he would have to cheat. Hmm there is that girl sitting next to him who is using those weird bleak eyes.
"Don't worry all will be fine Naruto-chan. I'll take extra good care of you. Let's show all of those worthless humans what a real Youkai is capable off shall we?" with that a dreadful Chakra appeared around Naruto. It was invisible but it could still be felt. Dread was seeping through everyone in the room except for Naruto. He felt totally at ease as if he were in some sort of trance. He looked at the sheet and began writing the answers down and added a small note to the bottom of it: "Ibiki-san the next time you try to intimidate us or something try to at least use some of your killing intent. It makes it a lot more believable. And if you did use some I didn't feel it.
Yours Sincerely,
Uzumaki Naruto
With that done he stopped emanating the aura and he watched as several teams quit immediately. He grinned with his eyes briefly turning red for a second which went unnoticed by everyone. Then the last question was announced and Ibiki said that everyone passed.
Then the glass of a nearby window shattered and a woman named Mitarashi Anko jumped through the window wearing a cheerful smile with most of her clothing covered in blood and other gory bits. "Hi people! It's me, the incredibly sexy and still single Mitarashi Anko and the examiner for the second part of the exam."
Naruto looked at her for a moment and stated quite loudly: "No wonder you're still single. You're so insane that nobody wants to be around you." that reserved a glare for him and she said: "Who the hell do you think you are?"
Naruto looked at her and said: " Uzumaki Naruto and probably the only one who would ever classify you as a damn hot woman. What I just said was just the general opinion about you."
She raised an eyebrow and said: "Ah well at least if there's one person who thinks I'm hot and sexy then I can't complain. And are you offering to become my boyfriend or something?"
Naruto just looked at her and said: "except that my mother would say something about me associating with the likes of you yeah. I'd love to hear you scream my name as loudly as possible." With that he flashed her a grin which held razor sharp teeth which blinked in the light and obviously scared the hell out of every Genin in the room except for the one with the silver hair and the glasses and the grass-nin and Gaara.
"Please stop with the foreplay Anko and get to work. I'm sick of you dillydallying with some guy who is younger then you." That earned Ibiki the glare of the Tokubetsu Jounin and of the container of the Kyuubi no Kitsune's whose eyes became two red pits of hell itself: "You dare say something like that to me, you lowly mortal?"
Ibiki looked at the glares from both the Kyuubi as well as Anko and sighed: "Just get on with it. I want to go back home to my nice torture rooms. It's so much fun torturing the hell out of Nukenin that I hate giving exams." With that the man disappeared in a poof of smoke. Anko turned to the Genin and said: "Alright guys let me tell you something about the next exam. This time it will be taking place in a few days so you'll have some time to rest up a little and prepare yourself for what's to come. I'll cut you in half at least. It's so exciting seeing young kids like you get butchered. Kukukuku." The creepy laughter that came from Anko's mouth was a clear indication that this woman wasn't sane anymore and most Genin except a few who didn't feel fear pushed themselves as far away as possible.
"I want all of you to report to area 44 in three days. See you then." With that she was gone as well as Naruto. Haku disappeared only moments later in hot pursuit of the maniacal woman who had grabbed her Naruto-kun. While not being a pervert she really did want to do it sometime just to feel what it was like. She wasn't about to let some woman take her Naruto-kun!
A new chapter. Sorry that it's kinda bad but my prereaders weren't online. Still I hope that you liked it even though its bad. Darkepyon you asked for this so you got it! Next chapter will feature the Hokage getting yelled at by Miko, Haku in hot pursuit of Anko and Kyuubi offering some adive to Naruto about soemthing... Also a scene has been added to my Adult fanfiction . net series of Naruto lemons. It's the first of its kind featuring Yuuhi Kurenai and Uzumaki Naruto. Check it out sometime and maybe leave me a review and i'll be ahppy.
See you guys later. I'm off to bed now. Expect an update in a week or something like that if homework bothers me too much…
Damn I hate school!