Wow.
It's been a LOOOONG time hasn't it!
Well.
I'm finally back pplz!
:)
…..
Katara: Sokka, you have been jumping up and down on that things head for about 17 mins and 2.5 seconds. Will you give it up?
Sokka: (Still jumping) NO! Shut up Katara! You are just PMSing again aren't you? You know what? I'm not listening to your (bleep) (bleep) anymore!
Appa: ( beings to fly) well, the bleeps sounded like yip yip, and I am getting immense bruises on my cranium from this inept civilian's osculating, I might as well give this poor bloke a break.
Sokka: HA! See? I am always going to be right!
Katara: (raises middle finger)
Meanwhile… back at the Bat cave… I mean Zuko's ship!
Zuko: What is this stick thingy, Avatar?
Aang: That is my staff that I use for air bending. It's very old and was handcrafted by the monks of the Southern Air Temple! It really means a lot to me seeing as it's the last thing I have from my destroyed culture….
Zuko: Yeah… I'm just going to use this to beat open piñatas when I get home.
Aang: TT
Zuko: Uncle, put this in my room since I'm about to call my friend!
Iroh: Fo shizzle. Why you trippin Zuky?
Zuko: (sigh) Sorry, uncle, there was no rap battle at the South Pole.
Iroh: Aw, Crap. ( takes staff to Zuko's room)
Zuko: ( whips out razer) Hey Mario! How's Princess Peach? What... Oh no! ... When did this happen? For Bowser? But I thought…. Can there be divorces Mario? .. Wait, What? (GASP) Luigi too! What is her problem? ... Your Moustache? ... She hated your accent? ... Well, Mario… Mario! ... MARIO! CALM DOWN!!... Look I'm almost home, can you stop your crying until I get there?...ok… ok… NO! THE TOADS AREN'T MEANT FOR HOMICIDE!!... just stay there Mario!.. I'll be there soon! ( hangs up)
Aang: LOOK! IT'S APPA!
Zuko: WTF?? 00
Aang: Hey Zuuuuko, that's your name right? Hey can you hang out over here while I get my staff? (leaves)
Zuko: Um… ok.
Katara: SEXY Z MAN!! ( runs to Zuko)
Zuko: Oh… Crap. ( runs away)
Sokka: Run Zuko run! She's gonna rape you!
Aang: Hey guys I'm back! ( GASP!) Katara my love! Why are you chasing him?
Zuko: (crying) HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Katara: I… love…. You!
Aang: (Grabs Katara and drags her to Appa) Come on you unfaithful……
Katara: (drooling) zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuko!!
(They Fly away)
Iroh: Hey Zuko… didn't you need that kid to restore your honor and your father's love, so you can eventually become the full fledged fire lord that you were destined to be from childbirth?
Zuko: Yeah, I would have… but that girl! In My next plan, I am going to shoot her!
Iroh: (GASP!) This is TV Y7 Zuko!
Zuko: Oh you watch me do it! I will put an end to her! And her… ( shudders) obsessiveness.